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No. 3423
I once had a dream about a new engineer weapon, which would have an übercharge meter, whenever you spent metal the charge would grow and if it was actived all your buildings and yourself would become invincible for a short time.
And there was an even weirder weird tf2 dream I had last night: there was a new map, where were random hats scattered around, if you picked up three of a kind in a row, you'd get a new hat of that kind you picked up, and there were a ton of baseball caps, a few references of indie games (indie games that don't even exist), burning skull of Satan (Satan appeared wearing it and he said he likes the hat, even though the community considers is crap), and a new scout weapon ehich looked like a Deser Eagle, and it was like a normal pistol with less spread but smaller clip. I clearly remember before this "Update" I was playing on a mariokart-like map, with the badlands spire on it, and people were using all these new stuff, they told me about this new map with the hat collecting minigame. Oh, and they were not tf characters, but real player, a random girl and a random guy, and the chick was shooting at me with the desert eagle, while I was hiding behind the wall of the spire. There were some other new weapons too, but I can't remember any, only thing I do remember is that I wanted to vomit so much, it was unbearable. Back to the hatcollecting map, people tried to join my server, but because they were stealing all the good ones, so I had to ban all of them and put up a password (this was extremely hard to do, and it was excruciating, like lifting something heavy, or trying to run, but falling all the time). And on the map there was a huge flying platform (oh yeah, I could fly on the map, but not like noclip, just normal flying) and on it was a naked chick selling me the ability to get better hats in this minigame for 20 bucks, and I was really considering this offer, but I was saddened by the fact that I had no money on my bank account.
Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with me?
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