withdanger on steam, deviantart, and a few other places. Adastarshine on Runescape (YEAH SO WHAT FUGGUT!?), Ada Blaukempt on Second Life. Bombadiergirl on Hatena. Uh... I think that's it. Hey, why the fuck not, add me on Fecesbook, /lulzisacorruptionoflol.

No One Lives Forever.

I swear, it inspired TF2 a little, and I remember it being the first FPS (well, NOLF and Half-Life 2) that garnered my attention.

>>1687
Hey, I remember that one. Used to play it with my dad.

>>1639 Hurpdurp Mother 2 was better. Get me my Hipster glasses.

<-- My childhood. Arc the Lad is my favourite RPG game series. If I mention it some people will vaguely recall the Cattle Call shitfest 4th and 5th games for PS2 (4 was okay, I like it, but 5 I don't even speak of) or the awful anime of the second game. But the PS1 games were just... all I ever needed.

Battlefield 3, God, what a bad idea. Played Bad Company 2 for well over 70 hours and unlocked EVERYTHING, payed 40 dollars for the Ultimate Edition. Payed full 60 for BF3, didn't even play it for 20 hours.

Shank 2, since it doesn't even meet the glory of Shank 1, and it last for TWO FUCKING HOURS. Ten dollars, down the drain.

Brink.
...though not for the game. It had its problems, though I honestly enjoyed it. I'm sad it died so quickly.
The problem I had was that 90% of the community seemed to try to treat it like [insert generic shooter here], and we're generally horrid to play with. I ONLY had fun when playing entirely with friends, on my steam group's server.
I loved the game. I loved the concept. Unfortunately, it just required too much teamwork to ever be successful in pub type games.

Oh well.

I also regret Terraria. It was cute at first, I guess. I still heavily prefer minecraft. :b especially since Terraria won't get updated ever again.

As pretty as Rage is and as wacky as the enemies are as they climb about the place like baboons at a rave and as fun as the driving is

It is hard to give a damn about a story that one theorises was written by a seven year old boy on the back of a school detention letter with an orange crayon

The whole ending sequence, plus that bit in Arrival from before, already suggested "Shepard got indoctrinated by Reapers" to me before I even heard about the theory proper, so I'd be pretty happy with a reveal like that, even if there are some problems with it thematically.

While I do feel that that theory would make the ending just a little more bearable, it would make me hate bioware all the more.
The would pretty much be saying "You did everything right and made the entire universe band together? too bad, you still loose, buy more dlc."

I really want this to get better, I want to be able to make it be my Starwars in terms of fanboyism and such, but I'm actually getting depressed trying to not give up on bioware.

Well well, what do we have here. Looks like EA is now trying to use the gay romances in ME3 (and DA2) to astroturf some support for themselves after the whole Worst Company debacle. And Origin is part of that process.

http://forum.kaspersky.com/index.php?showtopic=233354
http://www.forbes.com/sites/erikkain/2012/04/10/ea-anti-boycott-petition-flooded-by-spambots/

>>1658
You could try increasing the field of view, IIRC that helped when HL2 was making people upchuck. Enable the console and type in the following:
sv_cheats 1
fov 90

Then set sv_cheats to 0 so it lets you unlock achievements.

>>1184
>>1188
200-300 years in the future is actually a good time frame, what I believe is that it is a future where Gordon Freeman succeeded in defeating the Combine and humanity has recovered. The pastoral state of the field can be explained in that when the Combine invaded, they only destroyed established population centers, and since the Aperture Science facility was located in an old salt mine in the middle of the upper Michigan countryside, it escaped their notice.

>>1237
That does not work at all. The original Portal and Half Life both take place in 1998; as shown in the "Lab Rat" comic, Chell was already a test subject in cryo sleep. Rat Man altering the testing roster to put her first means the first Portal starts weeks after the neurotoxin incident. Coincidentally, this time frame also explains why no outside help was sent to examine the loss of communications with the facility and disappearance of hundreds of Enrichment Center personnel.

>>1671
The first Portal starts at least a decade after the neurotoxin incedent, which happened on 'Bring Your Daughter to Work Day.'

In Portal 2, in the level where you see the abandoned science fair experiments the scientists' daughters made, there is one with a giant, overgrown potato.
Zooming in on a note on the right side of that potato's poster board will show that it was Chell's science fair experiment for Bring Your Daughter to Work Day.

So, GLaDOS killed all the scientists on Bring Your Daughter to Work Day and, assuming that since the room the experiments is in is closed off in glass it blocks any neurotoxin, she kept all the children in cryo-sleep as test subjects and made files for all of them.

So, Chell has been in the facility since she was probably somewhere around age 7 - 14.

....really makes you think what her mental capabilities really are.

>>1517
And according to this, Console players won't get auto-aim or aim-assist.
http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2011/10/20/an-hour-of-counter-strike-global-offensive/

>>1593
>And according to this, Console players won't get auto-aim or aim-assist.
People who play on consoles should probably acquire some industrial strength anal lube pronto.

I got into the PC Beta not to long ago.

Coming form casual play of 1.6, I really am liking Global Offensive.

My only gripe is the buy menu is a clear design choice for console players in mind, being un-intuitive for PC. Also, it plays a LOT like Left 4 Dead 2 did. Sometimes I just call it Counter 4 Dead.

But besides that, I really do like this version of CS!

  Yerp.

IN THE NEXT EPISODEUPDATE:
http://www.mojang.com/2012/02/14/new-minecraft-map-format-anvil/

>>1685
This week on the Wonderful World of Minecraft: Maps will probably get fucked up again and it will be months before it's properly fixed!

Tim said on Twitter that they will make Psychonauts 2 if they hit 20 million.

YOU ALL KNOW WHAT TO DO

i would actually love a psychonauts 2

let's just hope they won't ruin it

I do, after a massive hiatus from it when I had Shadow Armour during 1.0 and got bored. Managed to take the same character up to cobalt, got an adamantite drill and some fun bits of hardmode gear, and am slowly working my way towards a full adamantite loadout. On another character, I play with a friend and we have just started, barely made it to some iron and silver gear because we spent most of our time making an excellent home within the terrain itself.

>>1644
Hm. Is this better than the ENBseries patch? You can specify your card in that too.
http://www.skyrimnexus.com/downloads/file.php?id=2531

Also you can run skyrim with better memory allocation without modifying it. Just use this launcher: http://www.skyrimnexus.com/downloads/file.php?id=1013

Also for anyone wanting to play windowed no border, use this: http://www.skyrimnexus.com/downloads/file.php?id=24

I just wish there was a mod that let you wear a ring on both hands.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/miracle-of-sound/5117-Sovngarde-Song-Skyrim relevant.

>>1644
Just got this game for Christmas and I can't believe how much this helped. The game was laggy and irritating before, I didn't know if I'd be able to stand it. But thanks for posting this, it was an enormous help!
A question, though, does anyone know how I can smooth out the mouse movement? I set the sensitivity as high as it could go and it's not enough. Not only that but they're very jagged mouse movements.