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No. 4636
So here is a thing.
Listen guys, I'm so sorry for my lack of updates and, well, my complete silence since - Oh Jesus, June 24th. I've had a shit couple of weeks ultimately ending in me quitting my job, but I just want you guys to know: your continued support means the world to me, and I will never give up on this series. I will complete it if it kills me.
You are all lovely and gorgeous. I hope you enjoy this installment.
10 Things You Should Know if You Want to Fuck Spy
1. The first thing you need to know is that Spy has gotten more tail in his relatively short career than most people get in a lifetime. His job has taken him across the world, and his charm has landed him in the beds of hundreds, both men and women. Spy excels at what he knows best, and sex? Is something of which he has experience in spades.
2. As much as possible, Spy likes to fuck from behind. It may be a bit paranoid, but he feels more comfortable when he can keep his eyes on his partner’s back.
3. You have to understand; Spy just has certain facial features that he’s attracted to. Most of the time, these traits are passed on from parent to child, so when Spy finds someone he finds physically appealing, it’s not rare for him to find the same traits attractive in their families.
(He’ll win you yet, boy. Just you wait.)
4. Spy tries to always videotape his sexual encounters, whether or not his partner is aware of the camera. Part of this is because the narcissist in him likes watching himself during his alone time, but mostly it’s because you never know when you’re going to need to blackmail someone.
5. The balisong isn’t just a knife to Spy – it’s an extension of himself. He wields that blade like he was born with it. He loves to watch the light glint off of it as it flashes across skin – not penetrating, just gliding over. It’s the adrenaline Spy loves, not the blood, whether it’s him on the end of that knife or someone else.
6. In order to properly do his job – to truly disguise himself as another – Spy sometimes has to twist himself in all sorts of uncomfortable ways. It’s rare that he’ll go that far for sex, but if you can manage to convince him to contort for you – well, let’s just say that some of the shapes he can force his body into are, ahem, impressive.
7. Unsurprisingly, Spy likes to roleplay in bed. Seventy-five percent of his job is to pretend to be other people, and after several years he’s found that not only is he a good actor, but it’s also something he enjoys doing. The acting of playing a role in itself brings him great pleasure and excitement, whether it be something contrite and cliché, like a French maid or demanding boss, or a role that requires a bit more skill.
8. For Spy, there is almost as much pleasure in removing a costume as in putting one on. He adores the act of stripping: the slow, sensual slide of fine cloth over his skin; the sharp bite of cold air on newly exposed flesh. He appreciates it as the art form he knows it can be.
He ends a role when he takes off a costume, but that only means the start of a new one. Stripping is as much a performance as any other part of his life, and he appreciates the attention it garners him.
9. But no matter what role he plays, what costume he wears, the one thing that will never, ever change is the balaclava. You will never see him take it off. He lives in it, eats in it, showers in it, fucks in it, sleeps in it. At some point, it stopped being a mask, and became his face.
10. Spy is a puzzle, wrapped in an enigma, shrouded in riddles, lovingly sprinkled with intrigue, express mailed to Mystery, Alaska. He keeps his secrets close to his heart, has eyes and ears everywhere, and never truly relaxes.
You may never really know what he’s thinking, but maybe that’s okay. Where it counts, his actions speak loud enough for the truths his mouth refuses to reveal.
Yaaaaaaaay updates. Anyway, next up is Engineer. (Is that a wrench in your toolbelt or are you just- /shot). Before I do that, though, I might try to write this Medic/Pyro thing I've had kicking around for a while in time for my birthday next week.
WELP whatever I decide to do, there shall be porn.
-Insidiae-
P.S. I actually found the thread derailment incredibly flattering. It was like people were arguing over the best way to be nice to me. That said, let's all just get along. This is a fun sexy place, and we're all fun sexy people, right? Right.
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