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No. 11830
The van was nice and cool, even out here in the desert, and the RED sniper did not feel like getting out of bed and doing anything today. There was nothing scheduled today- his day off. But of course, he wouldn't be content just laying in bed all day either. After a few more minutes of dozing off and on, he finally sat up, pulling the covers off and stretching languidly.

As the covers slipped off his hips, he looked down at his nude form to spot his tool pointing up proudly. He grinned. "Hey there fellah..." And wrapped his hand around it. He let out a soft moan as he began to stroke slowly, laying back down onto the bed. Before he could get too distracted though, he forced himself to quit. Plenty of time for that later. Right now, his stomach was begging for food.

He hopped out of bed and walked, naked, to the bathroom. His erection swung lazily as he walked, and for the moment he enjoyed living the way nature intended. After he relieved himself, though, he threw on a pair of pajama pants. They were dirty, but who really cared? Not like he had anything to do today, after all.

After that, he opened his small freezer to take a peek at what he had to eat.

It was empty. Aside from some freezer burned corn dogs and a moldy jar of Vegemite. He cursed under his breath, slamming the door shut. Hopefully the rest of the team hadn't eaten all of breakfast.

As he stepped outside, not bothering with a shirt, he was hit with the full heat of the desert they were stationed at. His skin almost instantly began to get shiny with sweat. It was almost unbearable. He squinted up at the sky. The sun was almost at high noon. No way there'd be any breakfast left by now... Maybe he could catch lunch then.

But that wouldn't be for a little bit, judging by the position of the sun. Maybe an hour or two and someone would get started on cooking up the whole team's meal.

What to do in the mean time? Sniper stopped for a moment to consider his options...


Should he put on his shirt, or enter the base without one?

Should he visit another team mate? If so, who?

Should he say 'fuck you all' and go back to the camper to rub one out before lunch?


It's up to YOU to decide! The most popular options will be taken into consideration when the next part is written!
>> No. 11831
>get ye flask
>> No. 11833
north
>> No. 11834
Go visit engie!
>> No. 11835
Sounds fun, I loved choose-your-own adventure books as a kid.

He should go visit Heavy to ask him for a nice tasty sandvich. Shirtless, of course.
>> No. 11838
Get rid of those unseemly pajama pants and go to the base naked.
>> No. 11839
I'm fairly certain that Vegemite is incapable of moulding.
>> No. 11840
Anon7:
That's the joke.

Anyway, unless anyone has any objections, Sniper's next stop will be Heavy to ask for a sandvich.
>> No. 11845
would it have been too much to suggest he visit the spy on the BLU team
without his shirt
then the third option but in spys room?
>> No. 11846
He totally go inside the base with just pants on! Just so we can see if there is any reactions if at all.
>> No. 11848
I OBJECT!
(I had to say it haha)
I think SetC.'s suggestion with him casually visiting BLU Spy would be nice; shirtless, raging hard-on, hunger and all (if you haven't settled on the next chapter yet, that is!).
>> No. 11849
I say he go into the base as is.
>> No. 11850
I'm happy with heavy sandvich.
>> No. 11853
Go into the base shirtless, if anyone wants to see him with his shirt off, they can come to him instead!
>> No. 11856
Hmm. So that's two for visiting Heavy, two for Visiting BLU spy...

both shirtless...

one more vote for the tie breaker?
>> No. 11858
>>15

Visit heavy, hands down.
>> No. 11860
In Australia corn dogs are called dagwood dogs. Or pluto pups.
>> No. 11862
Anon 17: American manufactured, mass produced, frozen corn dogs are nothing like dagwood dogs.

~~~

For a moment, he considered entering without pants, just to see how his team mates might react. But going in shirtless was more than enough to cause a little chaos.

The base was quiet, as was usual when they had nothing to do. It made sense if you thaugt about it. Everyone one of them was so different from eachother. No one really shared the same interest. Soldier would train diligintly for the next battle, Scout would probably be playing some video game, Medic working on medicine, and Heavy... doing whatever it was that Heavy did.

What DID Heavy do in his free time? He didn't really know, since he was probably the most solitary member on the team. Strange then, that he found himself walking down the hall toward's Heavy's room. Heavy was the near polar opposite of himself, big slow, reckless, and loud. Of course they were both a little crazy- everyone here was. It came with the job.

He scratched his chest as he yawned, coming to the Heavy's room. Maybe he could get the big guy to make him a couple sandwiches. He raised his hand to knock when he suddenly heard something inside that made him pause.

"Nein! Not zhere!"

"Relax. It feel good!"

"Ahhn!"

Sniper's face flushed bright red, hand still poised to knock- but he was paralyzed. And something decided to pitch a tent in his pants. He carefully leaned his head in, pressing his ear against the wooden door.

"Oooh... Zu viele mein Heavy..."

The sound of their moans came in clearly through the door, and the sound of flesh slapping together and and the bedframe squeaking left no other possibility about what was going on behind that door.

Sniper grinned evily as he continued to listen in on the two. His hand founds it way inside his pants to continue what he had abandoned when he woke up.

PAUSE- this is getting pretty gay. What should Sniper do now? Maybe he should swing open the door and attempt a threesome. Or just observe silently and come back later?

Maybe someone spots him in the hall?
>> No. 11863
yay for totally not doing a lick of proof reading.
>> No. 11865
Voyeurism! Stand and listen!
>> No. 11866
GET IN THERE SNIPER GO GO GO
>> No. 11868
someone should totally come up behind him. Spy, scout or maybe demo?

Captcha is suggesting a Capt. Rivects though.
>> No. 11869
SNIPER! Bitch get your skinny sexy ass in there and threesome that shit up!
Sorry I don't know where that came from. My dream feels like it's coming true.
>> No. 11871
He came into the base because he was hungry, right? I say he busts in there and gets some cock to fill the void.
>> No. 11873
Stand and listen.
>> No. 11874
Someone random should spot him.
Engie for lulz because he'll freak out
>> No. 11875
>take off pants, kick down door and run in screaming, waving your penis around to engage Heavy in battle
>> No. 11876
While I can't say I expected more from you guys, this is kinda sad... No plot at all, you guys just want porn!


Sniper's breathing grew faster, and he found his hand creeping towards the door knob. The moans inside grew more frantic, and Sniper knew he would lose the small chance he had if he waited anymore.

He turned the door knob quietly, slowly, peeking into the darkened room. The shades were drawn, setting the mood. They hadn't spotted him yet, and the sight he saw nearly made him jizz in his pants.

Medic's hands were bound above his head, and his eyes were wrapped with a black piece of cloth- he would have been spotted otherwise. His back was arched off the bed in sheer pleasure as the large man above him thrust into him. Heavy had his back turned towards the door, and also hadn't noticed the intruder.

"So warm... You are amazing Doktor..." Heavy panted, leaning in to plant light kisses along his face and neck. Sniper lowered the waistband of his pants down and fished out his member, enjoying the show.

But that wasn't enough. He hated to intrude on such an intimate moment, but he just couldn't resist. He dropped his trousers and stepped out of them, then entered and silently closed the door behind him.

"Well you two look like you're having fun."

"Ach mein gott!" Medic exclaimed, unable to remove the blindfold as his hands were tied up. Heavy let out a yelp of surprised, sliding himself out of Medic's hole and bunching up some sheets to cover them both. When he turned and spotted the Sniper standing there, no clothes, his erection jolting proudly from his crotch, a small grin played across his features.

"Sniper... you look like you want to partake."

"Heavy, what is zhis!"

"Shush. We have guest."

Sniper grinned as heavy waved him over. Such good luck he was already having this morning. Heavy gripped the bound man's face and turned it sideways, forcing open his mouth. Sniper knew what came next. He walked over to the side of the bed and placed the tip of his cock in Medic's waiting mouth.

Medic's face grew bright red with hot embarrassment as Heavy plunged in again, and Sniper forced his cock down his throat. He didn't object, and if his throbbing member said anything, it looked like he was enjoying himself even more now.

"Aw yeah... just like that..." Sniper moaned, reaching a hand down to rub the man's chest. His finger toyed with the man's nipple, which evoked a moan that sent shivers up the Aussie's cock.

The hand roamed Medic's body, slowly stroking up and down it, gradually getting lower and lower until...

He wrapped his hands around the leaking member, and with Heavy's large meat pounding into him, and the strange rod sliding in and out of his mouth, he let out a prolonged moan, almost a scream, as his cock began to erupt in Sniper's hand.

"Medic... you came already? Not done yet. Much more fun we can have still!" Heavy said in a sultry voice filled with husk, easing up on his thrusts to give the man time to recuperate.

Sniper was in awe at the sexy sight. It seemed odd that they just let him join in like that. Like they were in some stupid porn...

PAUSE- With the fourth wall threatening to crumble, Where does the sex go from here? What do YOU think should happen now? Change positions? Untie Medic? Bind Sniper and have Heavy pound the living shit out of him? Or bukake the bound doctor? It's up to YOU!
>> No. 11877
Engage Heavy in combat, with Medic the prize to be won.
>> No. 11880
Sniper - get down on all fours and waggle your butt at them.

Heavy - take this obvious opportunity.

Medic: Slide under him, and eat some sausage dammit.

.....and then along came engie
>> No. 11883
Bloodplay?
>> No. 11886
I say, go for this option: Bind Sniper and have Heavy pound the living shit out of him

That Sniper and Medic gang up on Heavy for some of the ol' double-dicking.
>> No. 11888
Perhaps have everyone blindfolded, left to fumble and rely on sound and touch and taste to make it happen!

I do like the thought of Engie walking in on all the noise though. (maybe a team fuck, eh? ehhh?)
>> No. 11889
>>28 Should have never made it interactive, mostly everyone here is horny or not getting enough. I am totally not going to wait for someone to argue with that haha.

You should know better, and since you are writing it.
Wished it did have some plot to it though, maybe a sneaking Engie thrown into the mix almost embarrassed?
>> No. 11890
Bind Sniper and have Heavy pound the living shit out of him
>> No. 11891
>>27

Darn, I'm too late to vote for that... I totally would have voted for penis fencing.
>> No. 11892
I'm going to have to suggest "all of the above."
>> No. 11897
>Sniper takes off human suit, reveals that he is actually a bear
>Bear challenges Heavy to wrestling match
>> No. 11898
>>38 These are the ideas that make Cat Bountry's work great.
>> No. 11899
>>38
This one please.
Pleease
>> No. 11901
I also would enjoy actuallyabearheavy. Please, go in that direction.
>> No. 11902
oh my god
>>38
all the way. do it!
>> No. 11903
wtf people. sniper is a bear, really? That's what you want to see now?
>> No. 11905
YES.
>> No. 11906
maybe later. i just got sfm...
>> No. 11907
Ladies, I have a better idea.

In honor of MicroVolts being free to play Steam why not have Sniper find a Naomi (school girl) and Pandora (demon girl) doll in the room and have them come alive and become human size but as Futanaris, Then have some hot Man On Living D-Girl Doll Action.

Well, I think it's a good idea.
>> No. 11908
>>46

How is that a good idea it doesn't have any bear wrestling in it.
>> No. 11912
Well Excuu~uuse Me! I thought it was silly request week here on the chan or something.
>> No. 11917
It was medic who first realized something was wrong. He had tasted a lot of cock in his life, and this one just seemed weird. But with his hands bound, and his mouth full of the fake-tasting cock, he couldn't do anything about it.

The Sniper had them right where he wanted them. At their most vulnerable point. He pulled his cock out of the Medic's mouth, and then let out a ferocious roar. His whole form bulged and his skin seemed to be tearing apart!

Heavy was in shock, as he stopped pounding away at his Medic to watch the sniper transform.

The skin suit tore apart and then fell to the ground. In the place of what used to be the sniper instead stood a ferocious bear, howling and snarling in anger. Heavy jumped to action to protect the bound man from getting hurt, charge tackling the bear.

They both fell to the floor, Heavy ending up on top. They were both of pretty similar sizes, and both an equal match for eachother. The bear wrapped his furry arms around the Heavy and they began to roll around on the floor.

Medic writhed around on the bed, screaming and shouting questions about what the hell was going on.

Heavy threw a right hook and thought he had knocked the old bear out, but it just stunned it. The bear reacted violently and opened his grisly maw, then clamped it down on the Heavy's shoulder.

Heavy screamed in agony as blood began to rush out from the wound, rolling down his skin and pooling in the floor. The bear tore away a huge chunk of his skin, but the Heavy shrugged it off like it was nothing.

Instead he pulled his leg back and threw his knee, with all his strength, into the bear's family jewels.

It let out a pitiful whimper and suddenly stopped struggling. The Heavy took the moment to jump off and hurry over to grab Sascha- he took her everywhere he went- and readied it, aiming at the bear rolling around on the ground cupping his crotch.

"This is da part where I kill you!" Heavy screamed as the gun began to spin. bullets rained out from it, pumping the bear full of lead. It let out one last dying roar, then fell limp.

Heavy panted, then set the gun down and hurried over to Medic, untying his wrists and blindfold. "You alright doktor?" He asked worriedly.

"Nein! Vhat just happened? Did that Sniper just turn into a bear?"

The bear suddenly disappeared and in it's place stood a burly looking man. He said, "Nope, It's just Chuck Testa."


GAME OVER- You died.

Suddenly, the sniper realized he was dreaming, bolting upright in bed. He glanced around and realized he was safe in his camper. It was nice and cool, even though they were stationed in some desert, but he was still sweating profusely from the erotic/scary dream.

As the covers slipped off his hips, he looked down at his nude form to spot his tool pointing up proudly. He grinned. "Hey there fellah..." And wrapped his hand around it. He let out a soft moan as he began to stroke slowly, laying back down onto the bed. Before he could get too distracted though, he forced himself to quit. Plenty of time for that later. Right now, his stomach was begging for food.

He hopped out of bed and walked, naked, to the bathroom. His erection swung lazily as he walked, and for the moment he enjoyed living the way nature intended. After he relieved himself, though, he threw on a pair of pajama pants. They were dirty, but who really cared? Not like he had anything to do today, after all.

After that, he opened his small freezer to take a peek at what he had to eat.

It was empty. Aside from some freezer burned corn dogs and a moldy jar of Vegemite. He cursed under his breath, slamming the door shut. Hopefully the rest of the team hadn't eaten all of breakfast.

As he stepped outside, not bothering with a shirt, he was hit with the full heat of the desert they were stationed at. His skin almost instantly began to get shiny with sweat. It was almost unbearable. He squinted up at the sky. The sun was almost at high noon. No way there'd be any breakfast left by now... Maybe he could catch lunch then.

But that wouldn't be for a little bit, judging by the position of the sun. Maybe an hour or two and someone would get started on cooking up the whole team's meal.

What to do in the mean time? Sniper stopped for a moment to consider his options...
>> No. 11918
Wank! Wank! Wank!

Either that or dazzle some unsuspecting teammate with his shirtless, testosterone-dripping manliness. He could totally sneak up on Engineer and be like "Hey there Engineer, I'll wash your pickup truck if you come watch." and Engineer could be all "Ohhh, Mr. Sniper, ooooh!"
>> No. 11920
Oh god you actually did it.

And I'm still standing by going to BLU spy's base shirtless and horny.
>> No. 11921
Ahahahaha, I see what you did there, OP. Very nicely done.

Since this is essentially back where it first began, I'm gonna stick with my first request and have him go visit that BLU Spy heh heh.
>> No. 11923
Wank while fantasizing about BLU spy. BEST OF BOTH WORLDS!
>> No. 11924
>Hunt for game in desert
>Use erect penis as a club
>> No. 11925
54
Go away cat bountry. WHY YOU DO THIS TO ME?

lol now everyone is gonna vote for that.
>> No. 11926
>>55

Who the fuck are you and why are you minging my name? What possible thing did you hope to accomplish?
>> No. 11927
54 I AM NOT A FAGGOT SO PLEASE DON'T HUMP MY RUMP.

That being said: I go for the hunting. If anyone could beat down a wild, rabid coyote with his dick, it would be Sniper. Preferably if he then marches into the base, breakfast slung over his shoulder and not a stitch of clothing on. Wait... no, scratch that - he can keep his hat.
>> No. 11928
how about this?

Sniper finds a heart shaped bottle filled with a bright pink liquid. he drinks the liquid out of curiosity and ends up ether extremely horny, causes everyone around him to feel that way, or both.

in ether choice , the potion's side effect causes a male's semen production to go into overdrive.
>> No. 11929
Pay no attention to the name in the previous post! That's a minor typo.
>> No. 11931
BLU Spy wins 3 to dick clubbing's 2

He grumbled, noticing that his erection just didn't seem to want to go down. He couldn't very well walk around his base with his pants tenting like this...

For some reason, a strange idea popped into his head, and- as if someone were controlling his actions- he began to walk away from the RED base. Right towards the BLU base...

This was practically suicide. Well, as suicide as you can get when you can't ever really die... His heart started beating when the BLU base came into view, pumping blood straight into his dick- which seemed to be the driving factor in this outlandish decision.

He spotted the object of his desire leaning against a wall just outside the base. The BlU spy was casually dragging on his cigarrette, masked as he always was. He hadn't seemed to notice the man yet, and he used that to his advantage, managing to sneak up fairly close to him before he was spotted.

The sniper turned his head as he noticed he wasn't alone. The first thing realized was that this guy... was from RED! It wasn't time for fighting, was it? The second thing he realized was that he was completely unarmed. Then he realized that the Sniper was as well. That and apparently more than a little aroused.

His lips curled up into a mischevious grin. "Well well. What have we here? The cat wanders into the dog's territory looking for a bone? How strange." Sniper sneered at him.

"Yeah, yeah. Very funny, mate... I got a favor to ask of ya..." He said huskily, stepping closer to the man and suddenly pinning him to the wall he was leaning against, hands on either side of the BLU's head.

"And what might that be, stimuler personne?"

"I think you know damn well what I want..."

"What makes you think I will give it to you so easily?" Their eyes locked, both of them a wicked grin plastered on their faces, moments before their lips locked and they began swapping spit.

Sniper ground his hips into Spy's, who let out a soft gasp into the other's lips.

"Eager, are we?"

"Boy, I'm just gettin started..."

PAuPAUPAUPAUPAUUAPPAPAPAPAP- Brain.exe has stopped working. Choose next course of action manually.
>> No. 11932
It turns out, Spy is a robot studying homosexual mating rituals.

They have sex, but spy keeps saying robot things like "BEEP. PLEASE INSERT ROD A INTO SLOT B. BEEP."
>> No. 11933
I am in accordance to this robot behavior. Beep boop beep.
>> No. 11935
Start tearing off Spy's clothing. Literally.
>> No. 11936
bitch slap the spy and tell him to make you a sandwich! then bend him over the counter and ride him like a stallion.
>> No. 11937
I'd like to follow >>61 and >>62 if only because I hope this thing breaks out into some Blade Runner / Snatcher action.

Everyone's a Replicant. Or Cylon. Or whatever.

...wait. Does the Engineer have anything to do with this?
>> No. 11938
>>55

SHUT UP, NERD.

Also I'm with the robot idea.

Only have it be like a the robots that will probably be in the Man vs. Machine update and the robot spy is wearing a Spy disguise.
>> No. 11939
They should find somewhere more private. They should crawl under the porch like a couple of kids playing "show me yours". Then someone else wanders out to have a smoke or a beer or something, and they have to try and keep from getting caught.
>> No. 11941
>>49

... Dafuq did I just read.
But yeah, I like the robot idea. Maybe it's an alien robot or wait, no, BLU Engie's robot.
>> No. 11942
I, too, am going with the Robot Idea.
Insert Engie for the lulz
>> No. 11943
you know what? I've lost all hope in humanity. Sniper is a bear who fucks enemy robot spies...

yeah, i'm not writing that.

fine okay here ya go.

The crafty engineer watched from his window at the interactions between the two. It was certainly gratuitous that the enemy happened to wander by, seeking sexual gratification of some sorts. Were the two in some sort of relationship before?

If so, it didn't seem to influence Sniper's perception of the robot spy as a human, instead of a robot. He decided he would watch on to see how long he held that perception...

Spy's movements were somewhat jerky, as if he too was craving that release the Sniper was. Sniper's hands slid down the striped suit, slipping off each button deftly as he went, until the shirt hung only on the man's shoulders. His lightly scarred body was perfect, silky smooth.

Not a drop of sweat? That was odd, considering their environment? Well, It would've been odd if at the time, the Spy hadn't decided to slip his hand behind the Aussie and into his waistpants. A slick finger flicked at his entrance, and he moaned against the BLU Spy as it slipped in with very little resistance.

Engineer had his pants around his ankle as he watched unseen from his room. This was going way beyond 'let's test this invention.' This was erotic, in an extreme way. The only way a cheesy romantic movie could be.

The spy pulled the sniper close, their bodies flush. Sniper noticed something was wrong then. Instead of the usual hard flesh he knew should be pressing against his own there was... nothing?

He tried pushing away to see if maybe he was mistaken, but the Spy had an insanely tight, unwavering grip.

"Caliberating positions." Sniper stared at spy as if he had just spoken a foreign language.

"What the bloody 'ell is going on here?" He said angrily, pushing at the man's bared chest.

"Assessing kinks." The finger in his ass suddenly grew thicker and longer, and started vibrating pleasantly. Sniper almost melted into those cold arms. Wait- cold? The 'finger' easily found and began stroking his prostate, sending the sniper into convulsions as he attempted to stand and hold back his impending orgasm.

"Caliberation complete. Moving." Suddenly he was being manipulated completely by the spy, and he found himself on his knees, pants torn off and discarded, and a warm, phallic shape was pushing against his quivering hole.

Sniper turned back just in time to see the Sniper thrust a decidedly human looking cock into him. He was shoved a couple inches forward with the thrust, but his cock jerked wildly as the thing seemed to pulse and rub his prostate even when it was entirely still...

PAUSE~ A thought occurs to sniper- maybe this isn't really a spy? How is he gonna escape this one? Or can he?
>> No. 11944
At least you have Aeon Flux powers over what's going on here.

Wait. "Sniper turned back just in time to see the Sniper"...Huh? Did the robot change?

Does Engie have Wrangler parts strapped to his penis, and is he remotely fucking with people via a robot? Because I would enj--err, never mind. You wanted a suggestion. Um.

How 'bout the Sniper continues until something catches fire? Or gremlin interruptions could happen, too.
>> No. 11945
>>71

that's what happens when I don't proof read.
>> No. 11947
I vote for the most awkward rescue ever by Scout. IE. one that does not segue into more inexplicable sex. Then Sniper has to explain to Scout why he was getting fucked by a robot, or make something up to cover his ass.
>> No. 11948
He rides the rest of the robot sex out, then falls asleep. In his dreams he is greeted by his forefathers who are disappointed in him for succumbing to a robot because he descends from an ancient bloodline of bear people who fought in countless battles against the suited sodomizing robot armies. In order to redeem himself for his mistake he wakes up and gains the bear power passed down from his blood line.
>> No. 11950
I vote for sex.
I kindofjustwantthesextofinish.

Then maybe 74. Because suited sodomized robot armies.
>> No. 11951
ALL OF THE ABOVE!!!!!!(because it all sounds hilarious)

What if he fucks the robot Spy until he, the Spy or something catches fire. That alarms the Scout and he goes in for the awkward rescue attempt. Sniper is knocked unconscious and in the meantime is in the dream world having his forefathers tell him the only way to redeem his dignity is to succumb to the bear power within. Then once he wakes up from a cold fish slap administered by Scout, they have uncontrollably hot, bear powered sex? All the while Engie has been watching and wanking?

Maybe?
>> No. 11952
>>76 It would be perfect if the Scout hit the Sniper with a salmon instead of his standard mackerel.

The Dangler! That's what a wang-employed Wrangler woudl be called! Why didn't I think of that before?! ARGH!
>> No. 11953
>>76

Fuck yes. This had better win.
>> No. 11958
>>76
! oh that's perfect!my vote is on that one.
>> No. 11959
>Robot Spy catches fire while fucking Sniper
>THIS SEX IS ON FI-YUUUUHHHHHH...
>> No. 11960
I second this notion that robot spy catches on fire while he give sniper a good greasey fuck. Also, there lubricant should motor oil.

I would also like the added bonus of pyro running in on them " hugging" and "rolling around in flowers laughing" and try to incite a....

DANCE PARTY!
>> No. 11962
I agree with Rex
>> No. 11964
maybe they have sex and then spy and sniper try to act like the activity never happened?
>> No. 11974
Incoming cliche chapter. WTF people why are you making me write this shit

The android-like Spy began to thrust in and out, providing its own sort of oily lubrication. The vibration eased the Sniper's tight hole, and

he found himself howling and moaning with each thrust. His body shook as a hand wrapped itself around his twitching member and began
rubbing. He couldn't help himself when he began thrusting backwards into the Spy's powerful thrusts. The robot seemed to be working every inch

of pleasurable flesh inside of him, pounding against his prostate with just enough to not be painful.

The engineer leaned against the wall by the window, staring out at the scene below him. He was jacking off frantically, close to cumming

himself. He grabbed a remote and aimed it towards the sniper. He messed with a couple dials, and then pressed a button.

Sniper whimpered as the Spy suddenly stopped all his actions. "Reprogramming. Beggining Experimental sequence SCP zero eight seven." Sniper

yelped as suddenly the robot began thrusting even faster than before. The hand around his cock transformed and fully encapsulated his cock, and

began a powerful suction. Sniper's knees were getting scraped from the extremely rough treatment, but yet he found himself teetering on the

edge of orgasm.

"Malfunction. Recalling Shutdown sequence. File corrupt."

"OH FUCK!" Sniper yelled as the man began fucking him even faster, and the suction around his cock was getting too painful.

His whole body tensed as he suddenly spilled violently over the edge, arching his spine and throwing his head back to let out a loud howl of

pleasure. The device around his cock greedily sucked up all the sperm he shot out. The spy didn't let up though, continuing the extreme

treatment, and it was just too much for the Sniper's overly sensitized body. He found himself blacking out from the intense pleasure...

Next thing he knew, he was floating in infinite black darkness. He tried flailing his arms to move around, but he couldn't tell if he was

actually moving or not.

"Do not give up..." a loud voice echoed all around him, coming from seemingly everywhere. Suddenly a huge form appeared in front of his eyes, a

billion balls of light swirling together and taking the shape of a giant bear.

"You cannot give up."

"What the bloody hell. What's goin on here?!" Sniper yelled out to the spirit bear.

"I am the spirit of your ancestors. You come from a long line of men empowered by the spirit of the Bear. Your power has laid dormant, until

now. It is time to wake up and release your power, time to take revenge on the one who stole your pride."

Suddenly he was falling, tumbling down and down.

And then he was being jostled awake by something cold and slimy slapping his face. He opened his eyes. The RED Scout's face filled his vision,

backdropped by a starry night sky. "Oh, 'bout damn time ya woke up. What the hell happened to you? Why are ya naked?" Scout grinned evily.

It was the Sniper realized the scout was straddling his hips, his clothed bottom rubbing his nude crotch.

Sniper let out an inhuman growl as he felt molten arousal pumping through his veins. He gripped the Scout's hips and suddenly rolled both of them over, pinning scout to the ground. A fire burned in Sniper's eyes, and Scout let out a little whimper as he felt the taller man's erection pressing into his own growing arousal.

PAUSE~ With the Sniper's Hidden bear power awoken finally, what will he chose to do with his new fuck toy?
>> No. 11975
>Maul Scout to death
>Eat his entrails
>Make beautiful necklace out of his bones and teeth.
>> No. 11976
@cat bountry, even if everyone votes for that i'm not writing it.

I don't do gore. It's too much of a squick for me
>> No. 11977
Man, I'd be more worried about that SCP protocol. What, is that robot going to follow him around in the dark and try to screw him again?

...err, never mind. You wanted non-gore suggestions.

I think it'd be amusing to have the Sniper groom the Scout's hair with his tongue. Or they could go to Narnia. Or...um, what do bear people normally do, anyway? Crap, you could rip off "Brave" or "Brother Bear" or whatever. The grooming thing would interest me the most.
>> No. 11978
captcha: Abdomen wars

why yes captcha I think so.
sniper should slather scout in honey and slowly lick it off in a sexy manner. then scout should use honey to fuck the sniper or viceversa. Then the engineer should show up and try fuck them both with his wrench! but he gets caught by his own malfunctioning machine!which some how ended up being mind corrupted by GlaDos - she somehow found a way with her two co op bots - then the three of them (scout sniper and engi) should wake up and realize they have been kidnaped and are now at aperture science fasility.
>> No. 11979
@DF- thank god someone got the reference

@ yaru- dafuq did I just read?
>> No. 11980
I'm with Yaru on this one. Gotta get some GlaDOS love in there somewhere. Perhaps with a companion cube cameo? It would be interesting fucking someone in the middle of a portal...
>> No. 11981
Suddenly, sniper starts punching scout in the fucking face, over and over again, and he rips open scouts stomach to reveal candy, flowers, and baloonicorn!

Then they all freaking DANCE

(I am gonna get someone to shake his bubble butt in this fanfiction wether you like it or not OP.)
>> No. 11982
how about
somewhere far off in the distance, a lonely young farmhand loses his dog and only friend to a fatal disease. After weeks of recovering from losing his only friend, he realizes that the important lessons that the dog taught him stayed even after his death. The boy realizes that the dog will always be with him, and moves on with his life.

then sniper kills scoot
>> No. 11983
>>92
please
my sides
i cant
ded
>> No. 11986
>>92
Omg this!
ha! I second that!
>> No. 11989
>>92 Yes. YES. I can't suggest anything better.

I think he should kill Scout by throwing him down a garbage chute or off a cliff.
>> No. 11990
>>95 A garbage shoot off a cliff, into the depths of Mount Doom.

That's how orcs recycle.
>> No. 11995
This is the dumbest thread ever and I love it
>> No. 11999
@fsoda

omg you're like my favorite artist here and you have no idea how much that means to me
>> No. 12008
I say go for Yaru's idea and somehow incorporate >>92 's idea into it
>> No. 12058
Well since it's Silly Request Time again, how about this?

Scout transforms into a Magical Boy (you know, like in "Kore Wa Zombie Deska?") and uses his powers to fight Bear!Sniper until the winner remains standing.

Here's an example of what I'm talking about: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ej22p00ec-c
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