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No. 11830
The van was nice and cool, even out here in the desert, and the RED sniper did not feel like getting out of bed and doing anything today. There was nothing scheduled today- his day off. But of course, he wouldn't be content just laying in bed all day either. After a few more minutes of dozing off and on, he finally sat up, pulling the covers off and stretching languidly.

As the covers slipped off his hips, he looked down at his nude form to spot his tool pointing up proudly. He grinned. "Hey there fellah..." And wrapped his hand around it. He let out a soft moan as he began to stroke slowly, laying back down onto the bed. Before he could get too distracted though, he forced himself to quit. Plenty of time for that later. Right now, his stomach was begging for food.

He hopped out of bed and walked, naked, to the bathroom. His erection swung lazily as he walked, and for the moment he enjoyed living the way nature intended. After he relieved himself, though, he threw on a pair of pajama pants. They were dirty, but who really cared? Not like he had anything to do today, after all.

After that, he opened his small freezer to take a peek at what he had to eat.

It was empty. Aside from some freezer burned corn dogs and a moldy jar of Vegemite. He cursed under his breath, slamming the door shut. Hopefully the rest of the team hadn't eaten all of breakfast.

As he stepped outside, not bothering with a shirt, he was hit with the full heat of the desert they were stationed at. His skin almost instantly began to get shiny with sweat. It was almost unbearable. He squinted up at the sky. The sun was almost at high noon. No way there'd be any breakfast left by now... Maybe he could catch lunch then.

But that wouldn't be for a little bit, judging by the position of the sun. Maybe an hour or two and someone would get started on cooking up the whole team's meal.

What to do in the mean time? Sniper stopped for a moment to consider his options...


Should he put on his shirt, or enter the base without one?

Should he visit another team mate? If so, who?

Should he say 'fuck you all' and go back to the camper to rub one out before lunch?


It's up to YOU to decide! The most popular options will be taken into consideration when the next part is written!
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>> No. 11945
>>71

that's what happens when I don't proof read.
>> No. 11947
I vote for the most awkward rescue ever by Scout. IE. one that does not segue into more inexplicable sex. Then Sniper has to explain to Scout why he was getting fucked by a robot, or make something up to cover his ass.
>> No. 11948
He rides the rest of the robot sex out, then falls asleep. In his dreams he is greeted by his forefathers who are disappointed in him for succumbing to a robot because he descends from an ancient bloodline of bear people who fought in countless battles against the suited sodomizing robot armies. In order to redeem himself for his mistake he wakes up and gains the bear power passed down from his blood line.
>> No. 11950
I vote for sex.
I kindofjustwantthesextofinish.

Then maybe 74. Because suited sodomized robot armies.
>> No. 11951
ALL OF THE ABOVE!!!!!!(because it all sounds hilarious)

What if he fucks the robot Spy until he, the Spy or something catches fire. That alarms the Scout and he goes in for the awkward rescue attempt. Sniper is knocked unconscious and in the meantime is in the dream world having his forefathers tell him the only way to redeem his dignity is to succumb to the bear power within. Then once he wakes up from a cold fish slap administered by Scout, they have uncontrollably hot, bear powered sex? All the while Engie has been watching and wanking?

Maybe?
>> No. 11952
>>76 It would be perfect if the Scout hit the Sniper with a salmon instead of his standard mackerel.

The Dangler! That's what a wang-employed Wrangler woudl be called! Why didn't I think of that before?! ARGH!
>> No. 11953
>>76

Fuck yes. This had better win.
>> No. 11958
>>76
! oh that's perfect!my vote is on that one.
>> No. 11959
>Robot Spy catches fire while fucking Sniper
>THIS SEX IS ON FI-YUUUUHHHHHH...
>> No. 11960
I second this notion that robot spy catches on fire while he give sniper a good greasey fuck. Also, there lubricant should motor oil.

I would also like the added bonus of pyro running in on them " hugging" and "rolling around in flowers laughing" and try to incite a....

DANCE PARTY!
>> No. 11962
I agree with Rex
>> No. 11964
maybe they have sex and then spy and sniper try to act like the activity never happened?
>> No. 11974
Incoming cliche chapter. WTF people why are you making me write this shit

The android-like Spy began to thrust in and out, providing its own sort of oily lubrication. The vibration eased the Sniper's tight hole, and

he found himself howling and moaning with each thrust. His body shook as a hand wrapped itself around his twitching member and began
rubbing. He couldn't help himself when he began thrusting backwards into the Spy's powerful thrusts. The robot seemed to be working every inch

of pleasurable flesh inside of him, pounding against his prostate with just enough to not be painful.

The engineer leaned against the wall by the window, staring out at the scene below him. He was jacking off frantically, close to cumming

himself. He grabbed a remote and aimed it towards the sniper. He messed with a couple dials, and then pressed a button.

Sniper whimpered as the Spy suddenly stopped all his actions. "Reprogramming. Beggining Experimental sequence SCP zero eight seven." Sniper

yelped as suddenly the robot began thrusting even faster than before. The hand around his cock transformed and fully encapsulated his cock, and

began a powerful suction. Sniper's knees were getting scraped from the extremely rough treatment, but yet he found himself teetering on the

edge of orgasm.

"Malfunction. Recalling Shutdown sequence. File corrupt."

"OH FUCK!" Sniper yelled as the man began fucking him even faster, and the suction around his cock was getting too painful.

His whole body tensed as he suddenly spilled violently over the edge, arching his spine and throwing his head back to let out a loud howl of

pleasure. The device around his cock greedily sucked up all the sperm he shot out. The spy didn't let up though, continuing the extreme

treatment, and it was just too much for the Sniper's overly sensitized body. He found himself blacking out from the intense pleasure...

Next thing he knew, he was floating in infinite black darkness. He tried flailing his arms to move around, but he couldn't tell if he was

actually moving or not.

"Do not give up..." a loud voice echoed all around him, coming from seemingly everywhere. Suddenly a huge form appeared in front of his eyes, a

billion balls of light swirling together and taking the shape of a giant bear.

"You cannot give up."

"What the bloody hell. What's goin on here?!" Sniper yelled out to the spirit bear.

"I am the spirit of your ancestors. You come from a long line of men empowered by the spirit of the Bear. Your power has laid dormant, until

now. It is time to wake up and release your power, time to take revenge on the one who stole your pride."

Suddenly he was falling, tumbling down and down.

And then he was being jostled awake by something cold and slimy slapping his face. He opened his eyes. The RED Scout's face filled his vision,

backdropped by a starry night sky. "Oh, 'bout damn time ya woke up. What the hell happened to you? Why are ya naked?" Scout grinned evily.

It was the Sniper realized the scout was straddling his hips, his clothed bottom rubbing his nude crotch.

Sniper let out an inhuman growl as he felt molten arousal pumping through his veins. He gripped the Scout's hips and suddenly rolled both of them over, pinning scout to the ground. A fire burned in Sniper's eyes, and Scout let out a little whimper as he felt the taller man's erection pressing into his own growing arousal.

PAUSE~ With the Sniper's Hidden bear power awoken finally, what will he chose to do with his new fuck toy?
>> No. 11975
>Maul Scout to death
>Eat his entrails
>Make beautiful necklace out of his bones and teeth.
>> No. 11976
@cat bountry, even if everyone votes for that i'm not writing it.

I don't do gore. It's too much of a squick for me
>> No. 11977
Man, I'd be more worried about that SCP protocol. What, is that robot going to follow him around in the dark and try to screw him again?

...err, never mind. You wanted non-gore suggestions.

I think it'd be amusing to have the Sniper groom the Scout's hair with his tongue. Or they could go to Narnia. Or...um, what do bear people normally do, anyway? Crap, you could rip off "Brave" or "Brother Bear" or whatever. The grooming thing would interest me the most.
>> No. 11978
captcha: Abdomen wars

why yes captcha I think so.
sniper should slather scout in honey and slowly lick it off in a sexy manner. then scout should use honey to fuck the sniper or viceversa. Then the engineer should show up and try fuck them both with his wrench! but he gets caught by his own malfunctioning machine!which some how ended up being mind corrupted by GlaDos - she somehow found a way with her two co op bots - then the three of them (scout sniper and engi) should wake up and realize they have been kidnaped and are now at aperture science fasility.
>> No. 11979
@DF- thank god someone got the reference

@ yaru- dafuq did I just read?
>> No. 11980
I'm with Yaru on this one. Gotta get some GlaDOS love in there somewhere. Perhaps with a companion cube cameo? It would be interesting fucking someone in the middle of a portal...
>> No. 11981
Suddenly, sniper starts punching scout in the fucking face, over and over again, and he rips open scouts stomach to reveal candy, flowers, and baloonicorn!

Then they all freaking DANCE

(I am gonna get someone to shake his bubble butt in this fanfiction wether you like it or not OP.)
>> No. 11982
how about
somewhere far off in the distance, a lonely young farmhand loses his dog and only friend to a fatal disease. After weeks of recovering from losing his only friend, he realizes that the important lessons that the dog taught him stayed even after his death. The boy realizes that the dog will always be with him, and moves on with his life.

then sniper kills scoot
>> No. 11983
>>92
please
my sides
i cant
ded
>> No. 11986
>>92
Omg this!
ha! I second that!
>> No. 11989
>>92 Yes. YES. I can't suggest anything better.

I think he should kill Scout by throwing him down a garbage chute or off a cliff.
>> No. 11990
>>95 A garbage shoot off a cliff, into the depths of Mount Doom.

That's how orcs recycle.
>> No. 11995
This is the dumbest thread ever and I love it
>> No. 11999
@fsoda

omg you're like my favorite artist here and you have no idea how much that means to me
>> No. 12008
I say go for Yaru's idea and somehow incorporate >>92 's idea into it
>> No. 12058
Well since it's Silly Request Time again, how about this?

Scout transforms into a Magical Boy (you know, like in "Kore Wa Zombie Deska?") and uses his powers to fight Bear!Sniper until the winner remains standing.

Here's an example of what I'm talking about: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ej22p00ec-c
>> No. 12238
Scout turns into rat. He runs away. Sniper gets angry. Finds security camera set up by engie. Uses new bear enhanced senses to find him.
>> No. 12239
lol i was banned for plagiarism. i don't even know... and i don't feel like writing any more of this ridiculousness. maybe if i could get unbanned i might write more. i'm using micky d's wifi on my phone, in case anyone was wondering how i'm poting this

(USER WAS BANNED FOR BAN EVASION)
>> No. 12240
>>102
While ban evasion is not tolerated, neither should be the cock-up of the moderation in failing to review your appeal until today, which appears to have been sitting there for almost a week now, unless I read the thing wrong. I'm not quite sure what the issue here with plagiarism is, as your appeal made a valid point, but I will talk with the other mods about it. Continue posting from your normal computer, but said "mickey D's" is now on the list of IPs that can't post.
>> No. 12301
"Oh, boy... It'll be fine. Just go into the light. No no... hush..." The dog whined pitifully, it's tongue hanging lazily out, no strength to even pant through the pain. "Oh god... Sorry... I'm so sorry I can't do anything... DAMMIT!" He pulled out his shotgun, the one he's never had to use. "It'll be better for you on the other side!" He pulled the trigger.

The bang echoed resoundingly in the empty field, bouncing and returning against the small farmhouse. The dog lay silent, blood soaking into the dirt it lay unmoving on. He wiped a tear from his eye.

It was a simple burial. He lay the dog into a shallow dirt hole. His whole body was covered with mud, his hands bleeding from the effort of cutting into the hard earth with his shovel. "You were my only friend... I hope you have a good afterlife. Wait for me there..." With that, he began to shovel the dirt back into the hole, dirtying the dog's otherwise clean pelt. He had washed the blood away with the precious water in the well.

By the time he was done, the sun was setting, casting a serene orange glow over the land. Rays of light cut through the overhanging tree, spots of lights dancing over the fresh grave as a gentle breeze rustled the leaves. The tears began to pour from him, wracking his body with sobs. The dog had been with him ever since he was a little boy. His mother passed away when he was just 16, and he had been living alone with the dog up to the ripe age of 40.

The days after, it seemed like time ceased to flow, and he was repeating the same day over and over. Days turned to months, and before he knew it, a year had passed. He woke up that morning and checked the calander. It was the same one from the last five years, but it suited him just fine. He moved a trinket of his mother to mark the days. The day of his best friends' death was the only thing he ever marked on it. It was today.

He had to visit the grave today. After a meager meal from the few crops he had managed to harvest the past month, he put on his good boots, and his best outfit- which desperately needed washing- and set out for the lone tree. It was a good walk, but he had to do it.

As he stood over the grave, he looked back at all the good times he had with him. He smiled, for the first time in a year. He smiled. He realized then that his friend wouldn't want him mourning like this, he would want him to move on, and live. They would be together soon. The dog had taught him a lot, and he needed to hold his memory by remembering those lessons.

Then Sniper ripped into Scout's body, his fingers literally growing bear claws to tear into him. Scout screamed in pain, flailing as his organs began to pour out. Sniper growled, an animalistic sound ripping from his throat. Then he took him over to the edge of a cliff and tossed him into a garbage chute. The body tumbled down, into the depths of Mount Doom... Also Sniper raped engie... or something like that.
What is going on? What the literal fuck?

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Thanks for sorting out the whole banned issue. Too bad I can't get on tf2chan at work anymore...
>> No. 12308
AHAA THIS THREAD IS BAAACK.
ALERT. EVERYONE.

Sniper now has the ability to go into bear mode at will. Now he should probably go to apologize to scout when he respawns by going with him to buy tacos because he is still hungry.

Also BLU Spy is sitting crisscrossed on his bed with a pissed impatient look, surrounded by rose petals and lit candles.
He holds in comically pitiful sobs as he stuffs his face slowly with whipped cream and chocolate coated strawberries.
>> No. 12316
Damn, I hoped that you would do my suggestion. But oh well, what's done is done.
>> No. 12363
>>104

>Engie: go into therapy for horrible rape at hands of Sniper. Cry deeply.
>> No. 12365
Engie tries to get revenge But Bear Sniper sneak attacks him like a ninja Shove Engie to the ground Rapes him again and he rips Engie in half with his really big penis.
>> No. 12404
Yes. Just, Yes.
>> No. 12463
Cat's motion seconded.

Include the therapist giving Engie a toy bear. And then asking him where Sniper touched him. (On the bear of course) Cue heart-wrenching scene where Engineer reverts to his childhood and cries a lot about how his father was a sadistic manbear that beat him daily.

Yep.
>> No. 12494
In accordance with SetC's idea, I propose that Sniper and Scout hit up the local bars in their best skanky outfits following their taco fiesta. Scout sporting a slimming black leather dress that barely covers his ass and splits at the side. Bear Sniper wearing fishnets along with his best pair of red stilleto's
>> No. 12526
Have you ever thought about making visual novels? they are basically interactive multiple choice stories with pictures, music and sound effects. the game has a different ending depending on the choices you make.

the majority of visual novels are (but not restricted to) are erotic/porn games, just so you know. I know of some free software for making them if your interested.
>> No. 12573
lol i forgot how to pay internet. and i have ren pai or w/e. too much coding, not enough artistic skills. this would make a great vn though. i'd pirate it.
>> No. 12575
>>108

Do you even know what bear dicks look like?

They're like weird bent twigs.
>> No. 12578
Try novelty instead, OP . It's coding optional.

http://www.visualnovelty.com/index.html
>> No. 12579
oops...I forgot to sage. My Bad.
>> No. 12585
114 As long it has rape. I'm fine with that.
>> No. 13458
Sniper came to at the edge of a cliff, finally regaining his senses as he watched the mutilated body tumble to the bottom. He stared in shock at his newly grown claws, then watched as they shrank back into his skin- just like Wolverine from the XMen. He tried to force them back out, and with a simple thought, there they were again.

He tested this out several times before remembering that he had just brutally murdered scout, and that engineer had sent a robot after him... He would have to deal with the scout first. He rushed back to his base just in time to see the kid respawning.

The scout spotted him and let out a terrified scream, high pitched like a girls. "DON'T HURT ME! PLEASE!" Sniper had to force back a chuckle. "Relax, uh... that wasn't me. That was an imposter. I don't have bear claws, see?" He lied to the kid- that seemed to be the easiest thing to do.

"Their team's engineer is playing with robots that look exactly like us. He's trying to turn us against each other."

Scout grew serious at this. "You mean that spy that raped you?"

"You saw that?"

"Er... no?"

"Oh whatever! We have to stop them!"

"Of course! But we can't disobey the cease-fire..."

"Oh that's still happening?"

~

"Hey stupid engineer!" Scout yelled up at the man sitting in the window. "We know about your little tricks! GET DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW!"

"Maybe you should ask nicely." The sniper suggested. It didn't matter though, Engineer was jumping out the window. He landed with a thunderous boom on the ground, stirring up dirt and sand around him.

"You honestly think you can take me?" The engineer laughed, pulling out a shotgun and aiming at Scout. "Bang."

Scout's head exploded wonderfully, covering the two enemies in his blood. He didn't even have time to scream. Sniper managed to roll out of the way just as the engineer fire a second shot.

He forced his bear claws out of his hand, and pushed off with his bear-power infused leg muscles, lunging at the engineer. "What in tarnation-" and then he was on top of the engineer.

"Your little spy robot had a breakdown..." Sniper teased, grinding his hips into Engineers. "Now I'm gonna rape you just like you made it rape me..."

He buried his thick bear dick into engineer, tearing up his insides and splitting him in half. Engineer screamed in horror and pain as he was brutally violated.

"PLEASE! STOP! PLEASE!" He begged futilely.

"Your resistance only makes- wait what? I'm not saying that, that's stupid."

"Just follow the script!"

"Ugh fine... Your resistance only makes my penis harder!"

"That's kinda stupid," the engineer observes underneath him.

"I know, right? Now shut up." His claws ripped into the engineer's body, tearing away chunks of flesh as he violently exploded into the man's anus. Instead of killing him off right away, he left him lying there in a bloody heap.

~

Spy stared at the grizly scene below him. "Mon dieu... why doesn't he love me!?" He shoveled spoonfulls of chocolate mint ice cream into his mouth, followed by canned whipped cream and handfuls of chocolate covered strawberries, choking back his sobs with the sweet food.

---
So, what next you crazy people?


Hey, a Sniper's Day Off Visual Novel is in the works! Any artists interested in lending their talents?
>> No. 13461
200 points to the people who suggested robots and predicted MVM.
>> No. 13464
the sniper from the opposite team should show up and he should fight the bear sniper... he could be like a tiger spirit animal like bear snipers. and in the midst of battle spy should fling himself in the way to stop the fight ending in a glorious human sniper spy human sniper three way. all while fighting robots!

just kidding... maybe.
>> No. 13467
Sniper still hasn't eaten breakfast so he goes to the mess hall with scoot. He tries to tell his teammates about his new bear powers but soldier poor cooking gives him indigestion and he takes some Pepto Bismol.

don't look at me like that its perfect
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