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75 No. 75
What would you if a zombie outbreak occurred? Let's say there were no 'special infected', only normal zombies. Where would you go, who would you bring with you, and what would you take? What kind of supplies, guns, and ammo would you use?

Discuss your zombie plan.
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>> No. 76
>>75
I guess whoever took that picture is going to beat all the zombies to death with his ammoless guns.
>> No. 77
We have two rifles, a pistol, a shotgun, more ammunition than God Himself, a cop car and a trained paramedic at our house. We also have a Vietnam veteran survivalist family member who lives just a couple of minutes away down backroads that don't require going through the traffic in town. We use what we have here to get to where he is, and then he tells us what to do.

This is essentially our survival plan for any kind of catastrophe, with more or less shooting as the catastrophe warrants.
>> No. 78
my plan? use a gun. and if that doesn't work. use more gun
>> No. 79
First course of action would be to immediately kill the other inhabitants of my household as soon as it became apparent that a zombie outbreak was occurring, getting the jump on them before they can get their heads around the fact that they may have to kill to survive.

Carving up and freezing the corpses as an emergency food supply is optional.

As this is a houseshare, I would then have a large quantity of food at my disposal. Not having any long-range weapons to hand, it would then be a case of barricading the house, blocking the windows and doors and hunkering down until the outbreak is over.

Alternatively, I may barricade all but one upper-floor window or craft some kind of entrance on the roof via the loft that requires some human intelligence to access from ground level and become semi-mobile, using the house as a base. There is a supermarket down the road from me and the temptation to loot it would come to many people, but again I believe I would have to gain the advantage by getting up the guts to do it first. This may also involve killing other uninfected humans, but it does mean that I will be set up with electronic luxury items for when the disaster is over, although this relies on the fact that looting will eventually be so widespread that I'd get away with it. The weapon of choice in this case would be a golf stick, as it's a lightweight and easy to use bludgeoning weapon.

If anyone asks about my housemates, the zombies did it.
>> No. 80
Well I'd hole up at home, which is several stories above ground level and dad has quite a few guns. Then there would be a perilous journey to Japantown because they have a store that sells swords and shit. May not be best quality (or fake), but it's something.
I'd definitely want to keep my friends and family alive. We could just use the homes on the same floor of anyone who's been infected after we kill them. Except for my dad, after he opens the safe and I steal all his keys, then he gets 'killed by zombies'.
>> No. 81
Step number one is to board up all the goddman windows. No zombies are going to be getting in here. Now presumably one needs food to survive and so a lot of people are going to try for going to the grocery store for supplies. This is a mistake. If other people are going there, then a lot of zombies are going to be following those lot of people. Take some of the metal we have around here, take the extension cord and make a grappling hook. My neighbor's roof is pretty low so I could swing over to their roof and break a hole in it to get inside. If they're zombies stay in the ceiling and shoot them like fish in a barrel, if they're not, we have more allies. Continue trend until I get to the top house on the hill. Right past that is a school. Granted there's a wide road and a large open space in between, but that's why we all go as a group. We loot that, go back to whichever house we have al deemed safest and then formulate step two of surival plan. The raid on the grocery store.
Step two, seeing as how a ton of people are probably already zombitized by the other idiots that got bit while trying to run to the grocery store, we take the largest truck in the neighbor hood and smash though the glass doors. The faster of us run and grab food while observing the buddy system in groups of three. One runner, two guns.
At the first sign of unexpected problems we retreat. ?There's a gun and fishing shop near here, so we won't be out of ammo for quite a while.
If things get really bad, kill everyone in their sleep and stuff them in the freezer.
Then we wait things out.
>> No. 82
>>81
>My neighbor's roof is pretty low so I could swing over to their roof and break a hole in it to get inside. If they're zombies stay in the ceiling and shoot them like fish in a barrel, if they're not, we have more allies

Unless they are also armed, in which case they're going to hear you on the roof and kill you while you're trying to break in.
>> No. 83
Stuff I have:

automatic shotgun and pistol
'Survival, Evasion, and Recovery' handbook
'Basic Life Support' guide
two notebooks and writing utensils
gasmask w/ filters
thermal blanket
27oz steel canteen
freshwater bags
energy bar
first aid kit
Swiss army knife
BDUs w/ combat boots
military grade backpack w/ pouches
cobra weave wristband (10+ ft. of paracord)
flashlight
pistol belt w/ pouches
emergency whistle


Things I plan on collecting:

machete with sheath
survival kit in a can
lighters
folding shovel with pick
hunting knife
flint & steel
matches
iodine water treatment tablets
handwarmers
a helmet
gaiters
let holster
balaclava
goggles
radio
extra batteries

I'm collecting stuff for emergency pack, whether or not my enemies will be zombies. What else should I add to the list?
>> No. 84
>>83
My zombie plan starts with getting my brother and a friend of his, and a friend of mine. The moment we get notice of an outbreak, we'll begin by raiding the military surplus store I live next to. After we have enough supplies for us all, we'll begin raiding houses for supplies like cans of food, fuel, ammo, money, clothes, water, containers, etc. Our hideouts will be the roofs of stores or schools, and we'll never stay at one place for more than a week. Every time we move from one place to another, we'll be heading north, collecting supplies and possibly allies on the way.

Our trek up north will take forever seeing as we live in north Houston, but hell if I won't have fun doing this.
>> No. 85
I don't have a plan because talking about the practicalities of what I'd do in the case of the least practically likely apocalypse is...I can't, y'know, feel it.

>>79

Man am I glad I'm not your housemate
>> No. 86
I live with my family, am not very fit or strong, and since it's so very difficult to get weapons here, i'm unarmed (with the exception of melee weapons, of course...) so i guess i probably wouldn't make it very far if i had to travel. I'm not detached enough to abandon my family, too... And even if my brothers are pretty athletic and being tennis players would have the chance to break some skulls if given the right weapon, i'm pretty sure that my parents would slow us down a lot and put us in danger. I guess i would probably call all the people i know, stash food and water and try to last as much as possible.
And i'd switch my messy, dark style of drawing for a clean "50's advertise" to cheer up the other survivors.
>> No. 87
>>85
I've been missing your valuable contributions to threads
>> No. 88
We can't easly get guns here and they are not stocks anywhere.
So I guess we should stay in our little town. with crowbars.
At least it's isolated.


:c
>> No. 89
>>85

Housemates plural. They're all dead the second I find out there's a zombie apocalypse on the cards, I am not sharing my resources with them or trusting them not to fuck my shit up.
>> No. 91
>>87

The sentiment is energetically shared, you miserable backwoods mentalist.

Cool story, bro.
>> No. 92
Let's see... I don't have anythin that qualifies as a weapon, my only combat skill (karate) would require me to get within biting distance of my target, and I can't run very fast. So I guess my best chance of survival is with a basic "barricade myself in and wait for help" plan.
My room is lockable from the inside and has access to electricity, internet and running water, so the only real problem would be food. Oh, and the fact that my window is on the ground floor and easily accessible from outside. I'd have to barricade that up somehow. After that, the strategy is to carefully ration my food supply, and keep light and noise to a minimum.

And wait.

Until I starve to death, go crazy, something horrible and unpredictable happens, or I get rescued.
>> No. 93
>>91
Wow, you're a classist asshole.
>> No. 94
I'm not going to pretend I'd last longer than five minutes if I decided to be a lone wolf badass type and kill all my potential allies. I'd try and join a group of about four to six healthy adults, more attracts too much attention and less would have much more trouble defending themselves. It'd probably be very hard to get guns where I am, so stick to blunt, heavy melee weapons. I'd try to establish myself as the friendly, reliable person who does what they're told, if people think they're the ones in control they're more open to suggestions from underlings. If I had my way, we'd travel by car through the sparsely-populated country to the coast, if we see any isolated shops that look deserted then maybe loot them, since the worst thing there is to deal with would be one or two zombie shopkeepers. If they aren't zombies and get cross at us, steal what you can and run for it, killing an innocent would raise group tensions and encourage worse behavior in the future, while simply running would be something to laugh about and a bonding experience. When we get to the coast, find a boat and travel to one of the nearby islands, if the soil is decent we might be able to grow food, if not we should be able to live off fish and canned food for a few weeks at least. And we can always go the mainland for supplies, if the people are zombies there won't be many of them anyway.
>> No. 95
I'm going to hijack a spaceship and live on mars with all the rich people.

And steal their food.
>> No. 97
I'll breed a bunch of deadly plants and use them to defend my property. Simple as that.
>> No. 98
>>97

Don't forget to plant the sunflowers first!
>> No. 99
Let's see...

I have no combat skills, horrible spatial awareness, and unfit for manual labor.

I'm pretty sure I would turn into a zombie in 2 seconds flat.

My plan is to become a friendly zombie. You know, like Casper.
>> No. 100
well, i have several rifles and shotguns at my house, so i'd stockpile all the food and guns, and fight my way to resources.
>> No. 101
Check it, guys.

http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/ec7qd/iama_27yo_m_who_is_dedicating_his_life_to/
>> No. 102
I have a pistol I can get to, but the shotgun's locked up in the safe. Depending on the situation, I might not have time to get it.

I work at a driving range where we have hundreds of golf clubs, mowers, gasoline tanks, screwdrivers and channel locks THE SIZE OF MY FOREARM, and at least three machetes among other things. That's my first stop.

Secondly, I've got to get to a warehouse a couple miles down the road and hold out there til I know what I'm dealing with.

Afterwards, it's a haul of all my gear and supplies out to the country. I've got this perfect little spot picked out and everything.

My perfect plan though would be to find some way to get to Alaska.
>> No. 103
>>89
i would find it humerous if the "zombie apocalypse" was blown out of proportion and cleaned up just as you started dismembering your housmates
>> No. 106
>>103

Yeah, I guess if that happened I'd just go to prison and get a free diploma.
>> No. 164
First things first, I'd turn the difficulty down to easy.
>> No. 165
>>164

Someone give this guy a medal
>> No. 166
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166
All bases covered.
>> No. 181
I live in college and Im an RA aswell as a orientation leader, my ID card works for half the buildings on campus. When I hear of the outbreak I am running back here and closing myself inside the doors. They're huge and easy to move around in, alot of the students also keep food and what not just in case. I would try to go up to the garden and steal as many plants and seeds as possible and would immediately grow them on the rooftop. Collecting water would be pretty easy since seattle rains alot and I could store it in places. Hopefully in about a year or two I will have a few solar panels so I can have basic functions (radio, maybe a fridge if I need cold, DS charged to keep myself entertained). During the summer I live 10 minutes from a lake, it would be easy to run down there, grab water and come back. If other people living in the dorms are here, chances are they are going to run back to their homes, I would encourage my family to come up here. If shit gets out of hand there are a few shipyards at the lake, I would simply get on those and stay in the lake for a few years. My goal is basically to wait for the zombies to decompose, which would take 5-10 years tops, since the weather here is extreme i'd mark it down to 3-5.
>> No. 182
>>181

My biggest threat would probably be raiders, once again the police station is ten minutes away...I'd grab everything they have before someone can use it against me.

...I've thought about this scenario way too many times.
>> No. 184
I actually have two scenarios for my escape from the city of Undead.

I'd probably collect as much food as I could and store it in my SUV, then zombie-proof it as much as possible.

one method is I would then attach my boat to the tow and drive to the coast, then escape by sea.

another is I would drive to the military base outside of town, hope that the soldiers don't shoot me if they are there, and if not, take a tank and run zombies over with that.
>> No. 185
>>75
i got a shotty (Betsy) in the basement and the door outside is broken so id just camp down there...lots of food...a TV... washer AND dryer...an oven and all the knives you could ask for. And then after things calm down i look for survivors.
>> No. 221
>>185
>knives
Oh dat slaps me on the knee.
>> No. 222
>>221
Hey, who said they're just for killing zombies?
After things settle down, they'd be useful.
My capcha: Taluck
>> No. 419
I'm sure there would be better places to go than stay in my house but...

First I'd gather as many non-perishable foods we have in the house and bring them upstairs. Fill the bathtub up so I'd have a supply of water if something happened. If I could risk it, I'd head to the hardware store next door and get more supplies. Maybe a camp stove or some coolers or small fridges, rope and things like that.

I have too many windows in my house to hope to barricade them properly, so I'd break the stairs in hopes that the zombies wouldn't be good at climbing.

I'd have a rope ladder made for in case I needed to get downstairs for more food or supplies.

Hopefully sometime between now and a potential zombie outbreak, I would learn how to make my own arrows to use with my bow. Then it's just a matter of stockpiling supplies for that and shooting happily away.
>> No. 426
Here's an article I found about preparing for the Zombie Apocalypse that I found on the CDC, of all places. I thought it was funny, because usually the CDC specializes in diseases that are real, not fictional. In the unlikely event of there being a Zombie Apocalypse, though, you might wanna give it a read.

http://www.bt.cdc.gov/socialmedia/zombies_blog.asp
>> No. 437
I had a nice dissussion with my family about this.

If there are signs of a zombie apocalypse, the first thing we'll do is get ready to leave. We live in a fairly populated area, and we all know that none of us are good enough to defend ourselves from zombies for that long. So we grab our emergency kits, the warmest clothing we have, non-perishable food, the camping supplies, our bikes, any possible weapons, and anything else we may need and throw it in our minivan.

Then we cover ourselves in as much protection as possible: kevlar/leather gloves, body armour, breathing masks, visors, sparts padding; anything that would stop teeth from puncturing skin if we do happen to get bitten. We decided that we'll have to leave behind our cat, though we love her, she would just be dead weight.

We then drive to grandma's, and if she's still alive, take her with us. We'll try to set up communication with other family/friends and form a caravan of large vehicles. If any of them have a big, useful dog, it can come, but any other pets will have to be left behind.

Then we go loot, if possible. Costco would be our first choice, as it is full with pretty much everything. Grab clothes, tools, car maitenance stuff, food, water, sharp pointy things, dog food, etc. Maybe see if we can steal a semi-trailer to fill with crap and possibly act as a shelter later.

Then to a camping store, grab winter tents, sleeping bags, mountain climbing stuff, fishing/hunting supplies, water treatment supplies, fuel, food, maps, clothing+equipment, packs, canoes, bikes, anything we can fit. Some grain/fruit/vegetable seeds would be a good thing to grab if we find them anywhere. And both these times, we don't park outside, we drive inside the building, up and down the aisles, opening the doors and grabbing shit.

We also decided that the only people we would stop to help are people with children/children, unless they have their own vehicle and supplies, because as much as our heart bleeds, we can't take on dead weight and they will take up space that could be used for supplies. This is about surviving, adn we can't do that if we let ourselves be dragged down.

After we've all gotten as many supplies as we can, we start driving north. Hopefully, the winters will just freeze any zombies. We'll take side roads, avoiding cities/towns, warning people we come across, until we come to a nice secluded area that is hundreds of kilometers away from any civilisation.

There, we will set up camp indefinatly. One of our emergency kits has a solar radio, so we will use that to keep updated on the world around us, but otherwise treat the place as if it will be our home forever. Learn how to live off the land, most of us know how to fish/hunt/grow a garden, etc. and can teach the others.

Of course, if everyone's trying to flee, driving out of there just sends that plan down the shitter, so our plan B was to grab all our stuff, jack a big boat and sail away up north, keeping close to the coast. We can fish for food and evaporate water, and hopefully we'll have enough dried fruit and stuff to prevent scurvy and such. Once we're far enough north, we'll dock, set up camp, etc. We might be able to stop in a few non-infected costal towns to buy supplies on the way, or, if we're feeling brave enough, a few infected ones and loot. We won't plan on it though.

I feel like we put way too much thought into this, but damn if our family isn't going to be prepared if/when this goes down.
>> No. 438
I live on Hawaii so I'm just gonna hope that the infection doesn't reach us. But if it does I'm probably gonna turn into a zombie. No use lying to myself.
>> No. 442
I'll go to Costco and hold up there. I'm bitching at climbing, and hell, they have paint cans full of ketchup. Damn near anything in there can be a weapon.
>> No. 449
>>437
I don't get how you leave pets behind but not old people? They're going to take up more room, use mroe supplies, and need more care, but be dead weight anyway. Just saying, I wouldn't bother picking up grand parents because it'll only slow us down. They're old anyway, slower, more brittle, and will be more affected by injuries and disease than a young adult. I just think going otu of your way to pick up the elderly is a waste of time, effort, and supplies.
>> No. 450
>>449
First of all a cat is a cat and not a human.
Second of all your grandparents are your relatives. Blood is thicker than water.
Third of all. It´s more likely that your cat survives on it´s own than your grandparents. Even if cats are domestic, they still have enough hunting instincts in them to hunt mices, birds, ect. and to get their own food. And a zombie, no matter if it is a fast zombie or a slow zombie, will have a hard time to get the cat with it´s bare hands. Ever tried to catch a cat with your hands if this cat doesn´t want to be catched? It´s no fun.

tl;dr: Your pets are more likely to survive in a zombie apokalypse than you.
>> No. 452
>>449

Um, same anon as before. As >>450 said, she is blood, and that counts for a lot. However, we would probably have to leave my grandpa, who is blind and fragile, and would hardly survive the move let alone during a zombie apocalypse. My grandma, however, actually has a shot at surviving and is still pretty useful in her own right.

She's faily agile and sharp for her age, and she has several useful skills, such as gutting and cleaning game and fish, the creation and maitenance of fishing nets, survival and thrift in poor conditions, mending and sewing clothes, canning, and other useful skills that other people may not have.

The cat, on the other hand, is a dumbass, runs away from mice and falls off chairs. It's not going to be of any use to us.
>> No. 453
I'd rather save my cat than my grandparents. At least my cat has been there for me.
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