YOU BET YOUR ASS IT'S CAVE STORY TIME.
CAVE STORY IS A FREE WARE JAPANESE GAME. BUT IT'S NOT YOUR TYPICAL FREEWARE THIS GAME IS THE FUCKING BOMB.
SO YOU (THE PROTAGONIST) WAKE UP IN A MUSTY AS HELL CAVE AS A MANLY AWESOME STREET TOUGH MAVERICK ROBOT WITH NOTHING TO LOSE. (ALSO WITH A HEART OF GOLD, JUST TO SECURE THE REFERENCE.) YOU DODGE SOME BATS, AVOID OBESE RACCOONS, AND NOW YOU GET THE POLAR STAR, A BAD ASS GUN. GUNS HAVE A SYSTEM OF LEVELING. EACH INDIVIDUAL WEAPON NEEDS TO BE LEVELED. THE MAXIMUM LEVEL IS 3. YOU GET EXP FROM LITTLE FUCKIN' TRIANGLES THAT ENEMIES DROP. IF YOU GET DAMAGED, YOU LOSE THE EXP FROM THE WEAPON YOU HAD EQUIPPED AT THE TIME.
IT'S KIND OF LIKE A CALLBACK TO ALL THOSE GREAT 8BIT GAMES AND ALSO HAS A FUCKING AMAZING STORYLINE.
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR, STUPID. GO AND FUCKING PLAY IT.
http://www.cavestory.org/

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Irregular Toaster 01/07/11(Fri)13:29 No. 537 File 129442496974.jpg - (21.82KB , 455x319 , HOLY SHIT.jpg ) holy shit I finally downloaded this, and I have to say this is one of the best damn things I've ever played. Judging by other art though, I can't really tell if The Hero is a dude or a flat-chested chick.