Anyone here interested in playing EVE Online but don't know how to get started? Think the game is too complicated or you had a bad newbie experience? Maybe you're a bitter vet and don't think the game is fun anymore.

Autistic Sharks is the only video-game related image board corporation in EVE Online and is always looking for newbros to come join the brofist. Give the 14 day trial a shot, and when you're ingame join the /v/bros chat channel and we can get you started with cash, ships, and answer your terribly obvious questions in a snide manner.

https://secure.eveonline.com/ft/FreeTrialSignup.aspx

For those who are already into EVE, we offer:

- Membership in TEST Alliance with a strong foothold in Deklein, blue to the NC, access to Goonwaffe and NC services (audio comms, jump bridge network)
- Access to alliance TS3 voice comms, wiki, forums, jabber chat.
- Community of ship spinners and griefers that have been playing together for two years.
- Alliance and corp ship reimbursement.
- 5% tax rate.