christ I had to stop halfway through It is possible to write porn without it being amazingly stupid, you know. Not every other line has to be a fucking in-game quote. You don't have to use the same reactions that we see in every other team fic ever written ever. You can come up with at least SOME sort of conviction outside of "and then they all jerked each other off." You start the fic by saying you're doing something different and not 5 lines in it's obvious that you're not. also they would all just walk the fuck out anyway, how is Soldier going to stop 8 other men