“Soldier, I don’t know how you’re gonna feel about this, but I’m gay for you! I think you’re sexy and confident, and HANDSOME, I mean, seriously, YOU’RE FUCKING HOT!†The Engineer now winced at how stupid he must have sounded, and blushed with embarrassment. No. Everything about this paragraph is no. Actually, everything about this fic is no. I’m not even sure if you’re trolling us. It could be a very subtle attempt, with parts like this: As tired everyone was, they ate a storm at dinner, Heavy eating a little TOO much, and everyone out casted the Heavy for being a pig, and he ran away, not knowing the possibility of eating to much food that he had to share. Also, entire team is high school girl clique: Soldier, Demoman, and Sniper went right to poker, the Heavy and Medic were discussing something, Engineer wasn’t the kind to eavesdrop, so he just ignored them, then Scout, Pyro, and Spy all went for smokes. Pyrodidn’t smoke, but he was the only one who always had a full lighter, so that’s why he always goes out. Engineer felt left out, since he really just didn’t have much to say [...] And Sniper the Dyslexic Assassin: “You wanka. Fine, do you INCEADIBLEY imort’n thing.â€, said the Sniper. If this is a genuine attempt at a fic, though, I wouldn’t even know where to start with it. You need to get a much better understanding of the characters, the time in which the game is set (1968, before ‘gay’ became commonly synonymous with ‘homosexual’), dialogue, and over-all story writing. Start out by reading other fics on this site with many positive reviews to get a feeling for how to pull off a decent fic, watch the ‘Meet The’ videos to improve your characterisations, play the game. Then try again. Everyone sucks the first time.