>>22 Dove, I want to have your babies, okay? All of them. I would so do that but mother nature and my husband might disagree, unfortunately. I mean, hubby might be cool with it but he would have so many words for me. I would be like "why are you holding a dictionary; crap, I am in troubles for impregnating peoples again!" That's the definition of dictionary right there. D: There are inappropriate boners everywhere over here. Also, I feel guilty if I try to write porn and I feel that I may have failed. I mean, I'm trying to succeed at creating boners here! Failure is failure. I am glad I was able to amuse though. This might not be the case but I usually attribute having a bad day at 3 AM to being awake when I don't want to be. Because that's usually why. So yeah, I totally feel for ya. At least it has plenty of time to get better, hopefully?