1 . Name: Cub @ 2011-01-30 22:06

You guys remember this?
I do.
So, for a laugh, I'm putting up the first chapter. (Unfortunately I lost the second chapter, but I do remember it well enough to substitute it, later.)

Anyway, here you go:
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Once upon a time, in RED base, there was a Scout who could not double jump. His name was William.

He was often picked on by the other characters. However the meanest people to poor William were the Scout's themselves, who would often pull many pranks on him as he could not double jump because he was a loser. And all losers deserve to be picked on, at least by Scout code.

But the meanest person to William, was a Scout called Hogarth. And there was nothing William could do about it, as Hogarth was the meanest, brutest, harshest Scout imaginable, not to mention he was practically the leader of the Scouts. And William was hardly any taller than Engineer, he simply couldn't fight back.

Poor William suffered wet-willies, noogies, rat-tails, indian burns, and swirlies, daily. The group had even created a "wet-noogie" for him, in which they would all spit onto his head whilst they rub it viciously into his hair with their knuckles. It was gross, and it hurt.

In order, the rest of the Scout's were; Dasher, and Dancer, and Prancer, and Vixen, and Comet, and Cupid, and Donner, and Blitzen.

William had decided that he shouldn't hide from them, like he was their enemy, as he wasn't. He was as RED as they were, if not, REDDER. And yeah, maybe he couldn't double jump but he had survived on the streets that inhabited the people of Boston, just like the rest of them had. And he wouldn't get discouraged, because, maybe, one day, he could double-jump just like the rest of them.

Hey, maybe if he worked hard, he could even triple-jump. Then they'd have to except him. But until then, he would have to make do with Wet-noogies, and indian burns, and the occasional pranks they would pull, like today.

Today, today, they were cruel. They held him under the faucet of the shower room, naked, and with freezing water no-less. And he had no choice but to listen to them spew insults, over each other's voices.

But there was only one person William couldn't tear his eyes away from. The cherry-red lipstick covered lips of Hogarth's. Even whilst they spat nothing but insult upon insult.

However, the water that sprayed off Williams body couldn't dampen Hogarth's frilly yellow dress, as he stood to far away. At least the water running to the drain was sure to do a number on those high-heels.

When they were done playing their humiliation game they'd dropped him on the ground and left. Stealing his clothes and the towels on the way out.