"Naw dat's ah real cute pickcha right dere", the Scout proclaimed as he crossed his arms and nodded enthusiastically. "Oy, that there's a real wallaby of an oy-oy-oy.", the Sniper responded, waving his jar of urine around as though to share it with his friends. The Heavy had his hands over his mouth. He looked shocked, and happy. Medic, on one knee, held out to the Heavy a beautiful gold Medigun. It had a community sparkle particle, and a circling heart particle. Truly a beautiful healing device. "Zis is jest for yew, mein liebe." Soldier turned in from the battlements, just in time to hear Medic proclaim his love. "ARE YOU BUNCHA QUEER HOT DOGS AT IT AGAIN!?" Scout looked mad, and Sniper buried his face in his hands and cried. "VGY CAN'T YOU JUST LET BE HAPPY, SOLDIERMAN?" the Heavy said in a frightened voiced and he wrapped his arms around the Medic. "YOU SISSY GAYMOSEXUQUEERS NEED TO GET OUT OF MY WAR!" The Medic stood up, with a powerfully gay look on his face. "Er ist wirklich charmant. Er ist die große Liebe meines Lebens" Medic turned. "I don't care what you zink." Soldier was taken aback. "I didn't realize how powerful your feelings were, gayqueers. I understand now that homosex is okay. In fact, it is better than straight love. Have a good life together." Soldier took his shotgun in his mouth, gave it a little head and pulled the trigger, killing himself. He exploded in to many piece.
... wat.
"true love, my greatest work" is silver's latest blockbuster hit. A succient summary of Heavy/Medic fanfiction and the traps they fall in to, this piece is nevertheless a startling and exciting read, with twists and turns that bring drama whilst not seeming excessive or confusing. His pose is as powerful, flowing and clean as always, whilst his characters are larger than life. Truly a masterpiece. ... Yeah, I don't know.
GAYMOSEXUQUEERS The only thing I smiled at.
What does it say when the part I laugh out loud at was Soldier pulling the shotgun on himself?
>>5 That this is a really bad story that's not audacious enough to be good. And seriously, 'real wallaby of an oy-oy-oy'? First of all, oi not oy, and second what the bloody hell does that even mean? This Aussie has never heard that in her life.
this was obviously written to be taken very seriously. very.
>>7 Well, CLEARLY! I mean, how could "GAYMOSEXUQUEERS" be any less than a fine example of sparkling literary prowess?