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No. 10
Here's an anon that's namefagging. Hey there. I started this back in September and have been messing with it for awhile. I'm kind of stuck at the moment, and since the chan was wiped and we're super deprived of fanfic at the moment, I thought it might be a decent time to post a couple chapters and see if it's worth continuing. It's my first fic ever, and I don't normally consider myself a writer, so I'm curious to see if this is up to par or not.

It was originally written for Halloween, but now that that holiday has come and gone I guess I don't know. I would say that it's in the same sort of genre as Eximplode's 'The Nucleus Incident', but I don't want to be presumptuous enough to compare myself to that fic. Okay enough blah blah here's some story.
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It started when the Soldier died.

Actually, it could have started when the Sniper came back from a hunt with a mauled forearm, claiming he was attacked by some sort of rabid coyote. Or it could have started when the supply trucks stopped coming in, which had forced Sniper to go hunt up some game in order to feed the team in the first place. It could have even started with their transfer to Harvest in the beginning of October. Something had felt off from the beginning, the Scout had said so often. But the Soldier’s death was the first time the team realized something strange was happening.

It wasn’t the death that was surprising; it had taken some time, but the employees of both RED and BLU were accustomed to their unique existence thanks to the mysterious Respawn Rooms located in all of their bases. Death was, at worst, a painful nuisance. No matter how gruesome their fate, the team members would always reappear in Respawn, good as new, ready to fight again. After awhile battle tactics had adjusted to account for Respawn, and the Soldier especially relied on it during his many screaming kamakazie attacks on the enemy REDs.

So it wasn’t a surprise to anyone that the Soldier had died. The surprise was that he stayed dead. The Scout had stumbled upon the body after ceasefire, when the teams were returning to their base. Butterfly knife to the back — the RED Spy had gotten him. In comparison to the other deaths the Soldier had experienced that day it was easily the least gruesome, but that didn’t comfort the Scout much as he cried for help, summoning the rest of the team. At first they thought maybe Respawn just hadn’t picked up the body. Normally it would disappear after the Respawn system started — one of the many aspects of the process that gave no end of confused frustration to the team’s Engineer and Medic — but sometimes various body parts would be left behind. A hand, a foot, some organs, occasionally even a head (it was known that the RED Soldier had a collection of BLU heads stashed in his quarters, much to the horror of, well, of everybody except the RED Soldier). While they had never known Respawn to leave an entire body behind, it didn’t seem beyond the realm of possibility.

It was only after the Engineer had returned from Respawn shaking his head did the rest of the team let the information sink in. The Soldier would not be coming back. The Medic was the first to break the silence with a long, defeated sigh.

“Bring ze body to ze infirmary. Perhaps an autopsy vill reveal vhat vent vrong.”

The Medic turned on his heals and headed in the direction of their base. It took a moment for the doctor’s words to register with the rest of the team members, but eventually the Heavy Weapons Expert stepped forward to gently pick up the American’s corpse, and turned to follow the Medic. The rest of the team trailed along up to the large retro-fitted farmhouse that functioned as Harvest’s BLU base.
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>> No. 1206
This story's made me piss myself laughing, it's damn hilarious. Keep it up, it's brilliant.
>> No. 1207
I don't think Spy was a ghoul, I think tentaspies must just have claws, fangs, and eat people. dead, alive, undead...

I can't wait to find out what's causing this and if it's permenant.
>> No. 1209
> Captcha: Ontrat Leash
A wonderful idea for the Sniper, lord Inglip.
>> No. 1212
Fuck, I'm looking forward to seeing what you do with this!
I hope you continue to update, though I'm principally concerned that you maintain this kind of quality. I really enjoy this story, if that's not evident.
>> No. 1442
I CAN'T believe I found this gem just now! God this fic deserves its own hall of fame.
>> No. 1443
omg I thought it was updated again, I was so happy

this is like emotional premature ejaculation
>> No. 1566
NOOOOO don't stop now! More! More!
>> No. 1614
I have to say that this is absolutely excellent. Great characterization, and pure comedy gold. I always love any incarnation of Tentaspy, and Spy's snarkiness just makes it all that much better. Can't wait for more.
>> No. 1620
Hey guys! I just wanted to say I wasn't dead! I've just been a little writer's blocked, but I'm still working on this! Thanks for all your wonderful feedback!
>> No. 1828
i'm a bit incoherent atm, but i'd just like to say this is one of the best, if not the best, tf2 fic i've ever come across, and i'm deeply regretting not finding it sooner.

everything about it is sexy, and i'm eagerly waiting the next installment. take your time writing it.
>> No. 2092
This is getting pretty close to the bottom of the board, I better update it before it falls off! Thank you all for your kind words and encouragement! I don't feel like this is my best update, but after so long without updating (sorry, writer's block) I feel that something is better than nothing! I hope you enjoy!

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They’d all gone crazy. Pyro found it funny, well not “hilarious” funny, but interesting, how she had been the first to physically lose her brain and the last to actually lose her mind. It seemed like Scout’s sanity was still hanging in there, but Pyro had doubts that would last for much longer.

They were both on the couch in the living area watching television. Scout had fallen asleep curled up against Pyro’s chemsuit; he had complained earlier of being cold and then almost immediately drifted off into unconsciousness. The boy was like a living sugar rush; after the excitement and danger of the day had worn off he had crashed and crashed hard. Pyro, on the other hand, found she didn’t need to sleep anymore.

Soldier and Demo had stopped harassing them after Spy’s stunt in Engineer’s workshop had sent them all through Respawn. Engineer had come out wrong, burst into flame. Soldier and Demo had quite a laugh over that, and had suddenly lost interest in murdering their teammates for the time being. Pyro had no idea where the duo went, but welcomed the sudden peace, and thought that maybe an evening of television would help restore some sense of normalcy to the base.

While she didn’t need to sleep, she did zone out for God knows how long, and snapped out of it when she heard voices and footsteps coming down the stairs.

“I don’t suppose there are any sort of bodies of water anywhere near here, are there?”

“Not that I know of. Pretty dry around there. I think the base gets it’s water from an underground aquifer.”

“That is a shame. I don’t think I will take well to drying out in this state.”

“What if something happened to Medic and I can’t, uh...use...his blood?”

“Well I suppose that is a bridge we will cross if we come to it.” Pyro let out a small shriek as soon as Spy came into view. His entire body from the waist down had been replaced by 8 octopus legs, and he was chattering on with the Engineer as if nothing at all had changed. The pair stopped and looked at the flaming skeleton nervously peering over the back of the couch at them.

“Bonsoir, Madam Pyro.” The Spy gave a sarcastic bow in her direction and continued walking, er, slithering, out of the room with Engineer in tow.

She was definitely the only sane one left in the base.

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He was cold. Too cold to move. That was okay. The monster was fed and happy, and the Sniper’s brain was able to come through and take more control over what his body did. He wondered bitterly who’s bright idea it was to make a crocodile-monster nocturnal. The sun would warm his blood and give him energy, but when the sun was out he could go back to being a mammal again, and he wouldn’t need the sun to be able to move. All he could do was lay on the floor of the dark underground room to conserve energy and wait for the morning. That was fine. The morning was nearing.

The Sniper didn’t hear so much as feel the vibrations of the falling footsteps as someone neared the room he had holed himself up in. He moved his giant elongated scaly face toward the door, and could faintly make out a voice. No, voices.

“--stand why you have so much fear of the sun. What can ze Respawn systems do to us now that hasn’t already been done?”

“It ain’t like gettin’ caught by a Pyro, son. It’s like you burn up from the inside, and Respawn don’t register it till you been layin’ there as ashes for a good long while. I don’t aim to experience that again, thank you very much.”

“Well we are safe enough from ze big bad sun for now down here, don’t you worry your little pointy teeth over it. Although we can’t go to ze RED base till you can go outside again. This is all very inconvenient, you know.”

“This blase apathetic new outlook of yers is kind of obnoxious, Spah.”

“Desole. I will try to care more in ze future. No promises.”

By then the voices were right outside the door of Sniper’s “nest.” He hoped they didn’t open it. He didn’t know if he could control himself enough not to attack them, even in his sluggish state. Too late, the door was opening.

“Where the hell are we anywa--oh holy Christ!” Engineer stepped through the door first, only go get a good look of Sniper laying on the floor. Sniper didn’t know exactly what he looked like, but he knew it must be fairly ridiculous. Even the Spy had said so, before he had eaten him. Sniper struggled out of his torpor and attempted to stand up, the weight of his large head and long torso bending him over, counter balanced by the large tail that reached out behind him. His legs were muscular and scaled, like the rest of him, but the proportions were fairly unchanged from his normal human form. The same applied to his arms and hands, which in his hunched over position, reached down to his knees when he stood to face the Engineer.

“Ah, Sniper, good to see you again!” Spy slithered into the door behind the shocked Engineer. Sniper was still fighting off cold and food-induced sleep, but for the first time since turning into this thing, he didn’t feel the blind fury that usually overtook his consciousness when confronted with a teammate or some other form of prey. Spy noticed.

“What is this? You have nothing to say, mi amigo? I thought for sure you would try to devour me again, I was hoping to go for an even number of deaths by cannibalization today, that is a shame.” He patted Sniper on the snout. Unable to talk with a crocodile’s mouth, Sniper merely looked down at Spy’s tentacles. He didn’t have those before, did he? His eyes went wide as he looked back to Spy’s eyes.

“Ah, no, do not fear, mon ami, this was not your doing! Our friend Engineer here thought it fit to drink my blood! He did not find it to his liking, however. And you are not trying to eat me! I feel I should be offended, I can’t possibly taste that bad. I am practically calimari at this stage, I should be delicious.”

Sniper glanced over at the Engineer, who was still giving Sniper a rather undignified slack-jawed stare. The Australian had missed a lot being locked down under the control point, apparently. It seemed with each new change Spy just got weirder, and his incessant chatter was getting annoying.

A flash of pain ripped through him suddenly, forcing the Sniper to his knees as a low growl escaped his mouth. The sun must’ve come up enough for him to finally change back. It had been happening for over a month now, but he could not get used to the horrible pain that racked his body as it reabsorbed the bone and muscles it had spontaneously grown just the evening before. Between his own growls and screams he could hear the Spy giggling.

“This looks even more ridiculous in reverse! Don’t tell me you are left with just an ill-fitting pair of pants as clothing every morning?”

“At least...at least I have pants.” Sniper grunted with his newly reformed lips from his fetal position on the floor. “I’m not the one draggin’ my slimy ass all over the dusty ground, mate.”

“I don’t understand a lick of what’s going on...” the Engineer unnecessarily stated.
>> No. 2093
I only just discovered this story today and my god am I glad!
This is an absolutely wonderful piece of fiction, everything is perfectly characterised and everything is scary and hilarious at the same time.

M Gui is credit to team!
>> No. 2095
Bahahahaha, this latest chapter made me laugh. A lot.
>> No. 2101
Loving every minute of it. This is the one fic I'm actually quite impatient for updates but please don't mistake that for quantity > quality. What I mean is, I love this fic! This is really getting me into the Halloween spirit, I must say!
>> No. 2107
This. Is. Epic.

Loving every word.

Update again soon, please!
>> No. 2119
GOD i am laughing way too hard right now at that last part.
>> No. 2126
I think I gave this a pass the first time I looked at it because I wasn't interested in a horror story. I'm so glad I decided to give it a second look.

I love this. It is both creepy and hilarious in turns, which I love. The type of monsters are all very fitting (well, with regards to Engie I'm uncertain how fitting being a vampire is but I certainly don't disagree with the idea; perhaps it had to do with his clinging to his humanity for so long?) I feel very sorry for RED at this point. I love BLU's interactions though, especially once they start eating each other (though I am oddly a little disappointed that Spy wasn't a ghoul but I'm still pleased with the tentaspy.)

It would be extremely appropriate (and amusing) if you were able to finish it or, more likely, simply update it in time for Halloween but seriously no rush. I am willing to wait as long as it takes!
>> No. 2149
thank you for making my classes interesting
>> No. 2154
oh my god yes oh my god yes

this totally made my day
>> No. 3076
This fic is freaking awesome! I'm certainly looking forward to more. :D
>> No. 3082
Aw! I thought this updated and I was so happy!

Saging is cool, guys.
>> No. 3083
last update was in 2011
cries
>> No. 3093
Oh wow I got bumped! Sorry for such a delay in updating, ever since Meet the Medic came out and Medic's canon personality was shown to be almost exactly what my "crazy" Medic's personality was I got a little stumped on how to proceed with the story! I've got ideas, but they're not flowing as well as they used to. I haven't given up on this yet, though!
>> No. 3094
>>124

This is one of my favorite fics, and i'm happy to see it's not abandoned.
>> No. 3190
I think I may just have to draw some Fly!Scout now.
>> No. 3195
>>126

Anon... Why?
>> No. 3205
Finally, an update! I have to admit that I well and truly stuck on this story. I've been noodling around with some later chapters, so hopefully I can figure out how to connect them soon, but until then, here's another chapter!

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“So that...crocodile thing, can you control that?”

“I haven’t really been tryin’ to, but it seems when there ain’t food around I do okay.”

“Can you turn into it whenever y’want to?”

“Ain’t never tried. It hurts like a right bitch, so I never thought to willingly bring it on.”

“Perhaps if you are ze one controlling it and not fighting against it, it would not hurt as much.”

“Hmm, hadn’t thought about that.”

They explored the facility hidden under the control point while Spy and Sniper idly chit-chatted about their various non-human parts in a casual tone that made Engineer’s skin crawl. With the sun up as it was, they couldn’t leave the underground compound without leaving Engineer behind, and Spy was still curious to find out exactly what the building was for.

“How is it you ain’t dryin’ out, mate? Seems like those, uh...” Sniper gestured towards Spy’s tentacles, “well it seems like you’d need to be in water most of the time.”

“It’s not as comfortable as I would prefer, but it is manageable. Alzough I must admit that everyzing below ze waist feels like chapped lips.”

"Gross." Sniper chuckled. "<i>Everything</i> below the waist?"

"What exactly is it you're implying, bushman?"

“Fellas, can we...can we please not talk about this sorta thing no more?” Engineer had stopped in front of a door and was gripping its handle as if it was the only thing keeping him upright. The weirdness of it all was getting to him, and the hunger that was now ever present in the back of his mind had been steadily gnawing at him to the point where ignoring it was becoming difficult.

“So Spy says you’re a vampire then? What’s that like?”

“I said I don’t want to talk about it!” An unfamiliar rage filled Engineer suddenly and he slammed his fist into the door, denting the thick metal easily. This sudden outburst startled everyone, most of all Engineer, who felt the rage disappear as fast as it had surfaced, quickly being replaced with fear and embarrassment.

“S...sorry. I just, I’m not comfortable with all this, is all.” He pushed the dented door open and quickly slipped through it, avoiding eye-contact with the others.

“Crikey...”

Engineer had expected another small, wood-paneled room like the others in the strange underground facility. Instead the door had opened onto a catwalk suspended over a room that had to have been at least the size of a football field and no less than three storys tall. While the equipment appeared disused and rusty, it all seemed to still be running. Computers along the walls clicked and hummed, while large turbines off to the side spun with the quiet sound of electricity flowing through them. The majority of the room held a large, deep pool of water, with big pipes connected to it, running out of the room in various directions. Light reflected off of the water and danced along the walls.

Before Engineer could even take in what he was seeing he was immediately pushed aside by Spy, who took one look at the pool and started to frantically navigate his way down the catwalk. Sniper was close behind, either in an attempt to stop Spy or drawn to the water in a similar fashion. Engineer spotted a flickering computer screen near the bottom of the stairs by the wall, and followed them both down to investigate.

“Well I’ll be damned,” he mused as he punched a few buttons and read the results on the green screen.

“Find something? I don’t suppose that gizmo magically explains what’s wrong with us, does it?” Sniper had wandered over, water temporarily forgotten and curious about what Engineer had found.

“‘Fraid not, but I think I understand now why BLU had us protecting this little spit of land in the middle of nowhere. That pool is the surface of what looks like a huge underground aquifer.” The Texan punched in a few more keys as he spoke, “I mean, this thing is gigantic. And it looks like...” a few more keystrokes, “yeah, this seems to be the main water source for all the bases in this entire region of the country. Whoever controls this controls a hellovalot. I can’t figure out why it’s been hidden, though. What’s the point of us thinking we’re fighting over a bunch of farm houses? Or how, or if, this has anything to do with what’s been happening to us, if it can be reversed, or if it’s even related in any way.”

“But you’re saying these tubes lead to other bases?”

“Yeah. I can’t tell which ones go where, though.”

A soft splashing interrupted their conversation and they both turned to investigate. Spy seemed to have slipped into the water, leaving the remains of his torn and dusty clothes in a haphazard pile beside the pool.

“So,” Sniper mused, “we could theoretically escape this place through those pipes, couldn’t we? Go to another base?”

“Hah hah, well I mean, not unless you grew gills or could hold your breathe for a long time or didn’t need to breathe at all or, oh.” Realization dawned on him.
>> No. 3207
You can't see it, but I'm doing my Happy Update Dance right now.
>> No. 3208
Ho man, I love this sotry so much.

I feel so sorry for Engie though.
>> No. 3210
I'm really glad that this wasn't some random bump, and squealed a bit when I realised that there was an actual update. Definitely looking forward to what the team is going to do next with this new discovery...
>> No. 3213
This makes me happier than it should. Thank you so much for not abandoning it.
>> No. 3219
I Love this story-- I can't express how happy I am this had an update.

However-- every time I finish reading an installment, and start thinking about how they're going to get out of this-- I just keep picturing Spy and Sniper escaping to the ocean, with Engie riding on Snipers' back, wearing a cowboy hat.
>> No. 3224
I can't express how happy I am that this updated. I really can't. THANK YOU.
>> No. 3227
You all are always so nice to me! I don't understand the bad rep the chan gets, this is my very first fanfiction and nobody's told me to die in a fire yet even once!

Although I have seemed to have written myself into a bit of a hole. Anybody have any suggestions of things they'd like to see that might jog the ol' inspiration gears into moving again?
>> No. 3228
Well, I'm not sure how much you have eventually planned for this story, so I'll just voice some questions and see if that can help inspire.

1. Is Team BLU ever going to find a way to cure themselves?

2. Exactly what is causing Respawn to do this to BLU, and why does it affect each person so differently?

3. Is there a supernatural connection to Harvest (in-game the night map can have ghosts, Headless Horseman, etc) that is affecting respawn?

4. Is there a chance Team RED will break free of BLU Medic and Heavy?

5. Why has BLU Medic gone nuts while still being human?

6. Heavy has only died once, but would the "extra" flesh he's accepted affect him if he respawned again?

7. Are other maps going to come into play?

8. Will it be possible for at least some of BLU to be able to control their conditions?

9. How much does HQ know? The food shortage? The respawn changes?

10. Could anything be fixed with Dell's stash of Australium?
>> No. 3362
I have just discovered this story. I am so beyond happy that I did.
>> No. 3941
Am not sageing, because I just want to let the author know that there are some people still reading this fic. Also to bump it to the top so that more people will read this.

M.Gui, hope life's treating you well and that writer's block isn't crippling you too badly. Just wanted you to know that your readers are patiently waiting for the next chapter! The premise of this fic is great, I hope you haven't given up on it.
>> No. 3942
Oh wow, I wasn't expecting to get bumped! I've been around, but I am hopelessly at a lost on what to write next. I know where I want the story to go, but I can't figure out how to get there.

I have the beginning of a sequel story written that I could post here, but I guess it could be kind of considered spoilers to Harvest, if anybody really cared about that. It focuses on Engineer, Spy, and Sniper, since those are the three that Harvest ended up being the most about.

If nobody minds reading a story out of order I can post what I have maybe?
>> No. 3955
wouldn't mind at all <3
>> No. 3956
Well alright then! Sorry it's a little disjointed, but I suppose it's better than nothing. I think you should be able to figure out what's going on despite the time-jump.

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Engineer hated Teufort. After about the second week he was sure he had thought up every single combination of sentry/teleporter/dispenser combination possible, and by the 1st month mark, he was well and truly bored.

But, Teufort wasn’t Harvest, and that’s all that mattered to them, at least in the beginning. The underground aquifer they found at Harvest had led them to the stream that cut through Teufort, and the sight of any civilization that wasn’t crawling with monsters (themselves excluded, of course) seemed like a dream come true at the time.

It was surprisingly easy to infiltrate the existing team at Teufort and establish themselves. It only took a modest amount of skill for Engineer to reprogram the base’s computers to think it was time for a standard personnel turnover, and when the new team-members arrived nobody seemed to notice that their new Sniper, Spy, and Engineer had arrived earlier than the rest of them.

Spy had objected to being listed as the team’s official Spy. Engineer and Sniper could still pass for humans if nobody looked too closely, but Spy had to rely on his disguise kit at all times to give himself legs, and even then it took a lot of concentration and discomfort to make sure his tentacles didn’t slip out of the illusion that the disguise provided. Engineer had insisted, however, since it was the only way he could be entered into the Respawn system’s logs. Considering how many times the three of them had died back at Harvest, he didn’t want to take any chances. If any one else who knew what they were doing checked over Respawn they would notice the strange readings coming from the three inhuman members of the team, but luckily the only person (hah, ‘person’) on the team who knew how to read the logs was the one changing them.

The battle had ended in yet another stalemate, which was quickly becoming par for the course at this base. But the day was over, and Engineer began packing up his builds. He had discovered quickly, and through trial and painful, flesh-burning error, that if he concentrated enough and kept his skin covered he could go out in the sun, and he had adapted his standard uniform to incorporate both welding gloves, his team shirt with the sleeves rolled down, a large cowboy hat that the last Engineer had left forgotten in the workshop, and a bandanna worn over the bottom half of his face, which he claimed kept out the dust if he was ever asked. It was a risky move, since it would only take the doffing of his hat to the sun to ignite him and blow his cover, but he hadn’t had any scares yet. The day had been hot as hell, though, and he was thankful to be out of the heat at last.

Engineer had made it to his workshop without incident, slipping inside quietly and locking the door behind him.

“I take it the battle’s finally over?”

His toolbox clattered to the ground as Engineer spun around and gasped in fright. Sniper cackled from his resting spot, sprawled on the old ratty couch shoved haphazardly in an unused corner of the workshop.

“You scare so easy for an undead abomination of nature, mate.”

“Dag-nabit, how did you even get in here?” Engineer shucked off his gloves and removed the bandanna and goggles from his face, his red eyes glaring hard at the Australian. “You know I lock mah room for a reason!”

“Oh calm down, Truckie. How’d you think we got in?” Sniper waved in the general direction of a large tank in the opposite corner of the room. Spy flicked a tentacle out of the water in acknowledgement, but remained motionless at the bottom of the tank, eyes closed and back towards the room. His clothes were wadded up in a pile just outside of the tank. Spy spent the majority of his free time in there, which Engineer had built for him the first week they arrived.

“Here, I got you a prezzie so you’ll forgive us.” Sniper tossed a red plastic bag in Engineer’s direction and he caught easily. “Spy and I bugged out on the battle early and stopped by the lab. Drink up.”

“I hate this base as much as the resta you, but you can’t just leave a battle before it’s over!” The Texan looked down at the bag in his hand. It was blood; one of the samples the Medic kept in the infirmary for transfusions. He was already tearing into it with his teeth before adding, “And what have I told y’all about stealin’ from th’ doc?”

“Teufort can go screw. It’s been the same damn thing for weeks and I just can’t be shitted to care anymore.”

“We gotta keep a low-profile!”

“Yeah yeah...” he slunk down further into the sofa, placing his hat over his face and exhaling as a greenish hue crept up the sides of his neck and down his arms, followed by scales.

Engineer gave a frustrated huff through his nose as he sucked down the blood in the medical bag and plopped himself down on his workbench. He could already feel the strength returning to his body as the blood spread within him. It would have been better warm, but Engineer didn’t want to think about that.

“An’ I suppose y’all have eaten already?”

“RED Spy got in m’nest today and I gave him a little bit of the chop-chomp,” Sniper pantomimed the motion of swinging a kukri followed by snapping his jaws. “Maybe now he’ll get the message an’ leave m’alone.”

“I ate a Scout.” Spy had surfaced. “I do not remember if it was ze RED Scout our our own.”

“Dag nabbit, dag NABBIT, fellas!” He threw the empty blood pack on the floor. “Y’can’t just, what if someone had...we’re not monsters!”

“Oh please, ‘ave you looked in ze mirror lately? Or wait, I have forgotten, can you still do zhat?” Spy threaded his fingers and rested his chin on them, grinning mischievously at Engingeer. “Zhere are so many conflicting stories on what vampires can and cannot do.”

“Y’can’t just eat people! I can’t believe I have to even say that!”

“Keep yer voice down, mate, don’t want th’ 'normies' t’hear you talkin’ about cannibalism, right?” Sniper let out another cackle.

“We left Harvest to escape from havin’ to worry about what you two are doing on a near weekly basis!”

“Now you are just being melodramatic, mon ami.”

“Oh I ain’t neither! They’re gonna get suspicious sooner or later and then what? We lock ourselves in here and hope they don’t get in? If I wanted to do that I woulda stayed at Harvest.”

“Or we could just get rid of zem.”

“An’ have the whole base to ourselves...”

“And then what do we do when both RED and BLU show up at our doorstep to find out why one of their bases have gone quiet?”

“I dunno, mate. Eat them? We’re in respawn, whatever.”

“The rest of our team is in respawn too, how are we supposed to 'get rid of them' without taking ourselves out of the system as well?”

“I dunno, can’t you do some sorta magic with the computers and take them out an’ leave us in?”

Before Engineer could stop himself he had already started thinking about it. It was possible to select certain signatures out of the programming, he could theoretically do it, and possibly on the other base too if he got into their computer rooms, and if he kept the data flowing to HQ on both bases nobody would even know that they were missing...

“Augh NO. This ain’t how we’re doin’ it, fellas! We ain’t monsters, and that’s final!” The other two made dismissive sounds.

“...we ain’t monsters...” he said again, mostly to himself, as he looked at the empty blood pack on the floor.
>> No. 3957
Oh hey wow this story's back! I thought it was dead, but I was pleasantly surprised. Thank you so much for continuing this!
>> No. 3958
Oh man, I thought this fic was dead. Overjoyed to see an update.

Interested in seeing where this goes.
>> No. 4610
aw, man... sad to see that this fic is dead (to my knowledge)was really enjoying it :(
>> No. 4612
>>144 bump made me sad :C
>> No. 4699
Hey Chan,

Not going to sage, as I have a question of ethics for you all.

With Halloween coming up, my friend and I started talking about this fic; and about how it never had an ending. I told her I would write an ending for her, so we could have some closure on an amazing fic we both have read a dozen times, and have drawn fanart for on multiple occasion.

I'll be writing an ending for her regardless, but I was wondering if you guys would like it posted here as well? It's been about two years since the last update.
>> No. 4700
>>146
Personally, if you want to write an ending or continuation to an abandoned fic, I'd say go ahead. As long as the author's okay with it when/if they see it, there won't be any need to remove it. Some people might dislike the idea of taking over the story, but when the choices are (1. Nothing) and (2. Something by someone else), I'd rather see the latter.
>> No. 4701
seconded and agreed. Please do it!
>> No. 4702
As a disclaimer, if M. Gui or the mods ever see fit to remove this, that's perfectly fine. In no way, do I think this will ever replace the original stories intended ending. The sole reason for wanting to adopt this story was as homage to the original story and author, and to give closure to an intriguing fic.

This will likely have a few installments, as it would be a sin to end this in a neat one post package. I'll try to write an installment everyday.

Hope you guys enjoy! It's been few years since I wrote for TF2/accents, so my apologies for any mistakes.


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Their life they had built at Tuefort had seemed like a pipe dream from the very start. They had no idea what they had forged there would be in jeopardy so quickly though. In hind sight, perhaps eating the REDs as well as their own team mates had been a bad idea. Though, these new BLUs had never really been considered part of their team; rather, no more than a new food source and a way to blend in.

As much as Engineer tried to convince himself and his two team mates otherwise... they were monsters. And now both teams were getting wise to that fact as well. The Texan would have liked to have blamed it all on his two water loving team mates, who had never seen anything wrong about preying off those around them, but he too was at fault. Perhaps more so.

Medic had grown wise to the missing blood, and had stopped storing new samples. Without that ready supply, Engineer couldn't stop his hunger, and in a fit of fury and starvation, he had ripped out the throat of an enemy Scout in broad daylight, surrounded by team colors of both sides. Exposing himself as not only a threat; but as a monster as his exposed skin started to crisp and wither to the bone, in the day's heat.

It was that event that now found the three hurriedly making their way through the sewers of Tuefort, and back towards the pipes that had originally brought them here. Perhaps this was for the best. They had been growing bored of life here; and being called out as monsters had reminded them of what they had left behind. If they had any chance of reclaiming their past lives and humanity it wouldn't be from pretending to be normal at another base-- it would be found at Harvest.

"Say good bye to normalcy fellas." Engineer sighed, peering back at the pipe entrance, standing out from the dark, outlined with moonlight; not that any of the three had trouble seeing in the dark any more. "Please, try not to act so morose, laborer... this is what you wanted from ze start, non?" Spy seethed as he slid up behind him. "You, though perhaps blessed with being ze most human in appearance of us all, was still not 'appy. Do not patronize us, and act like returning to 'arvest wasn't what you wanted all zhis time." Though it was said in harsh tones, there was no anger behind it. Returning to Harvest felt like returning home for all of them. Though it had been a nightmare... it was their nightmare. One they had found it impossible to truly escape from.

"Quiet the lot of yah, 'less you want the mob chasing us down here as'well." Sniper hissed, as they wadded on. The teams had come after them, after Engies debacle with the runner. It was only luck, and perhaps Spies keen skills in sneaking, that had allowed them to escape. They had left a lot behind though. Damning evidence like the water tank, torn furniture from Snipers practiced transformations, and stored blood next to the beer in Engies fridge. Engineers workshop had truly become a hovel for monsters.

The silence that had filled the tunnels was broken by Sniper, as he looked nervously back at the other two. "What do yah think has happened since we left?" He asked, as the water around them got deeper. The silence pressed on further, before Engineer spoke. "I imagine it continued like it had been? The others had seem pretty set in ther' ways... RED had kept them busy. Pyro and Scout... Jesus... I hope they got away, boys."

"Got away? Got away to where exactly? Zhey were bigger freaks than us." Spy helpfully pointed out, before submersing completely, in the now deeper water.

The Texan grit his teeth, the fine points of his canines grazing his bottom lip. When they had left, he had been so focused on escaping that wretched place and getting back to a normal life, he hadn't spared his two remaining sane team mates a second thought. It wasn't until they had set their lives up at the fort, did the guilt catch up with him. He had reasoned... talked it out with the other two... that they couldn't have lived here with them... it would have been impossible to hide a screaming skeleton and a... whatever sorta bug Scout had been becoming. Impossible. And yet, the guilt was always there, coloring his every wandering thought.

"Th'waters starting to git deep now, mate," Sniper said to his side; and Engie could see how his friends' snout was starting to protrude in the dark. "Git on me back, we got a long way to go." he managed, before the final changes hit him. "Yeah... it's time to go back fellas." he said, before gripping onto the jagged scaled back, and slipping under the cool dark water. 'Time to go home...'
>> No. 4703
Second installment.

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When they arrived in the aqua-filter beneath the point of Harvest, it was already morning. Being underground the Spook and Aussie had to take the Texans' word, when he said that he could feel the sun had risen. It had been a long swim back to this place. One they almost hadn't all made.

Though the Sniper could hold his breath for quite a long time, he did need to breath eventually. The first time they had gone through, there had been openings every so often, that the werecroc could stick his snout up to, to refill his lungs. The water must have risen since there last trip through, and there had been some panic in the pipes when the bushman couldn't find air.

Luckily they had found an air pocket further along the pipes... though Engineer and Spy were mostly dragging him at that point. They were still closer to Tuefort by then, that had the Aussie drowned, he would have respawned back there. It had been a close call, that no one wished repeating. After that, the Spy had swam ahead, scouting out breathing holes for his comrade.

Now in Harvest, Engineer had assured them that if they died, it would be this respawn that would pick them up... not that his words held much comfort. They all still believed it was the respawn that had originally made them this way, and no one wanted to see what would change about them next, if they were to die again. What they might become.

"I guess we could hole up here till the sun goes down." The Engineer sighed, tilting his head back as he studied the ladder and opening high above them.

"Perhaps... or perhaps mon scaley ami and I could 'ead up now, and get our bearings?" Spy supplied, slithering closer, and wrapping a single tentacle around the ladders' rung. "To see what 'as become of our... beloved Harvest and team, oui?"

"I'd think it smarter if we all stuck together, Spah. No tell'n what's happened up there since we left. Whole place could be a smoldering ruin crawl'n with zombies and dead folk." Engie said, plucking his goggles from his pocket to cover his red eyes. "It's risky, that's all I'm say'n."

The two stared at each other for a moment, the only sounds in the large cavern were the sickly echoing of bones reshaping and grinding into place, as the Sniper finished his transformation. Raising to his feet, he wobbled under the mass of his still mostly salty transformed head. The teeth snapping in the others direction, before the face crumpled back and reformed into the square jaw and long face of the marksmen.

"Engies' roight, Spook. We best wait this one out till night fall. If it comes down to a foight, I'd much rather have the one of us with super strength there." he muttered as he stumbled forward, tripping over his pants, as the tail receded.

The tentacled spook smirked at the others' disarray for a moment, before reaching into his breast pocket to withdraw a water tight case of cigarettes. "Fine. I would rather get zhis over with quickly 'owever. We came 'ere with a plan, and with ze base of Tuefort likely contacting HQ about us... I don't zhink we 'ave time to waste."

"Relax... we got time yet. It's been months since all this started, and HQ didn't give a rats arse then. I think we can spare a few more hours mate."

"Well... 'mate'," Spy scoffed, inhaling the first smoke he's had in hours, since leaving the fort. "Zhis all hinges on zhere being a discrepancy in the machine upstairs. If it looks like ze one Engi'neer took apart in Tuefort, we are at square one again, and no closer to figuring zhis out."

"I thought you liked being a slimy git... oh sorry, I meant more than normal." The marksmen said with a toothy smile.

"At least I can function! It took you months in ze fort to even learn how to control your changes. Even now, you still look ridiculous! You can't even keep a pair of pants!" Spy seethed, gesturing at the ill clothed man.

"Cut it out you two... I'm trying to git some sleep before we do this." Engineer all but hissed at them. They hadn't noticed the shorter man had been falling asleep, where he had stood. "The machine will be different... some defect... something I can fix... I'm sure of it." he whispered.

---

Engineer was the first to wake; exclaiming as he did, that the sun had fallen. It didn't take them long to climb out of the well, and when they had, they were both relived and disturbed to find that the bases of Harvest looked relatively unchanged. The bases were silent, and a thick fog hugged the ground. Both bases were dark.

They shared glances, an unspoken agreement that they should hold their tongues until they established what was going on here. The air was cold around them and their feet disappeared as they walked on, heading towards their own base. They all stopped, as the marksmen in front suddenly stopped, and swung his arm back to halt the other two. The Spy posed a question on his lips, but it died as he heard what the Sniper had.

"Meeedic... Meeeeeeedic... MEEDic... meeed..."

It was Heavy.

They shared panicked glances, before edging towards the sound. With the thick fog, they had almost missed him, until they stood but a few yards in front of him, in the pumpkin patch. He was massive! Even in the low visibility, they could see that medic had... added some parts in their absence.

The Russian man in front of them was now ten feet tall sitting, and a mound of a man. His legs looked small and unused, but the rest of him was a bloated corpse of ill stitched together skin. As he sat there, calling over and over again for his Medic, he pulled pumpkin after pumpkin from the muddy soil and piled them into his mouth. The added girth of his constant eating was very obviously putting a strain on his patch work body, as a dark pus and liquid spilled out between every seam.

Stood in shock, it wasn't until they looked up that they could see how he could fit something as large as a whole pumpkin into his mouth. His Jaw had been elaborated on... or rather, the Medic must have cut and introduced more than a dozen other working sets of jaws to the Heavy's face. It was split wide into a lip less gape of separately mashing teeth. It was horrible, and it was right in front of them.

"You... wherrrrre is Meeeedic?!" It wheezed, dropping the pumpkin in it's hand in favor of rolling forward, towards them. "WHERE?!" It lashed out with a surprising speed, slamming the ground where they had been seconds prior with it's meaty hand; dirt and pus flew in every direction from the force. "Whereee... is heee? I am HUNGRY! Feeeed me!" The once Russian man bellowed at them, digging it's hands into the dirt, and pulling its' massive form forwards.

'Whoa, mate! Settle down, it's us! We're here to help!" Sniper tried to reason, as he tripped over his pants, and fell onto the wet soil. That one slip up was enough, and Sniper found his leg trapped in the grip of the rotting flesh of the other mans' grasp. "Whoa, mate, no! NO!" he screamed as the bloated bag of a man lifted him high in the arm over those mashing and grinding teeth.

"Drop him!" Engie roared as he leaped up, slashing at the thick digits that held his friend. Spy had also joined the fray, but had opted instead to wrap his many appendages around the thick wet throat of the bloated pile in an attempt to choke him, and slice at anything vital he could with his sharp hooked claws. Though Heavy bellowed in anger and lashed out with his remaining arm, it was not enough to distract him, and the flailing Sniper was dropped into his gullet.

Engineer and Spy looked on with terror, and renewed their efforts to save their friend, but a sickly series of crunches from Heavys' mouth, had them retreating to a safe distance, and in Engies' case, retching the empty contents of his stomach all over the nearest orange fleshed fruit. "Oh god... oh dear god..."

It didn't end there. It seemed eating a werecroc was a double edged blade for the mountain of a man. The night air filled with a grotesque gurgling sound, followed by a sharp ripping, and suddenly, the thing Heavy had become was torn wide open like an over packed wet paper bag, his hot steaming contents spilling over the ground in a wave.

The Texan and Frenchman looked on wide eyed, and it was a long time before either of them moved. The Spy edged forward first, swallowing thickly as he neared the remains of his once team mates. "Is... is stretch okay... is he...?"

"Mercifully he is dead... zhough, we should zhank him for taking the 'eavy out with him..." Spy said quietly, as he lit another cigarette with trembling fingers.

"Won't they... respawn together?" The Texan vampire asked carefully. Both men looked at each other; the consequences of that statement suddenly becoming clear. "We got to git back to base and help him!" Engineer said in a panic, before they started running for the base.

---

Sniper coughed into existence, his form already doubled over and fighting sickness over what had claimed him. Standing tall he wiped his mouth with the back of his hand, before taking a long shaky breath and looking around the white washed walls of the respawn room. His sharp eyes immediately fell on the Heavy. His first thought was 'Oh good, I did get that bastard'... but his second thought was one of confusion.

Turning to face him, the man who had eaten him just moments prior, was holding his mouth like he'd be sick; holding his normal looking mouth... The Heavy looked normal...

"I am sorry I ate you Sniper... I lose myself a little... but I feel better now." the man said, looking embarrassed and disgusted with himself all at once. He was human again, there was no doubt in Snipers mind.

"Crikey."
>> No. 4704
Halloween?

More like Christmas!

More!
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