A/N: This is my first time.. so hello there.. I wrote this short piece because I have a weakness for watersports, and due to Sniper being my favourite and the jarate - it screamed to me to be done. So here it is.. --- It had been a long tiring day with endless battles, neither team had successfully captured the intel resulting in quite a messy fray. Luckily the Australian bushman had been lucky to not be in the centre of the aggressive fray. Now he was sitting lazily on a crate in his nest. He felt relieved that the day's battle was over and that even though there had been mess, no one had entered his nest, not even that bloody BLU spook. He felt a rather urgent need make itself know once more, he idly glanced over to his full jars then back at the hatch. No one would come for him, they never did. A toothy grin rivaling a crocodiles spread over his face, as he remembered that he had managed to snatch Scout's cap the other day, while the man hadn't noticed. Now he held it before him looking at it before he brought it closer to his face, sniffing the material. Yep, it definitely hadn't been washed recently, most likely never. The smile widened as excitement coursed through his body just thinking on what he was about to do. He'd never been a fan of that cocky loud-mouthed brat, even though he did his job fine most of the time. The grin morphed into a smirk at the mere thought of seeing Scout wear his beloved cap tomorrow. During his life in the bush he had learnt not to waste anything and use anything as your weapon, he just never expected himself to feel somewhat thrilled every time he threw a jar of jarate onto the enemies. Later on he had realized he had a piss fetish. Lazily he opened his zipper and pulled his soft cock out into the open. It had stiffen a bit when he had taken a hold of Scout's cap and it was slowly growing into a very proud erection. A calloused hand wrapped itself around it and pulled the foreskin back, revealing the pink head and giving the hard muscle a few languid strokes. He let his thumb move across the slit before he positioned himself comfortable on the crate and holding Scout's cap in front of his dick. A shy yellow droplet formed along his slit and rolled down to the side, before it dropped to the floor. He let out a deep breath and relaxed as a thick yellow stream was released, quickly soaking the cap and wetting the floor along with splashing onto his pants and shoes. It felt good to let his essence soak and mark his territory and the best part was that he did not give a damn, and boy did it turn him on. Once he finished he let out a relived sigh, and looking down onto the mess he'd made with a wicked grin. If someone would ask him about it, he could always say that he accidently dropped one of the many jars of jarate. His cock was still standing proud at attention, the only difference was that the head was slightly wet and had a few droplets dripping from it. The bushman brought the wet cap closer to his dick and wrapped it around it while he started to jerk with it. The lukewarm wet material felt good around him as he set a sensuous rhythm, jerking his hips up to meet his own movements, almost as if he was humping or fucking the wet cap. Pleased grunts escaped his mouth as he screwed his eyes shut behind his yellow-tinted aviators, relishing to the feeling. All to soon he felt that familiar contraction of his muscles, signaling the end was near and a few strokes was all it took before the first string of his cum shot out from his cock. The second spurt and the rest of it only dribbled down the length of his cock and getting smeared into the wet cap, as the Australian kept milking himself dry before he finally let go of his slowly withering cock. Greyish blue eyes scanned the mess in front of him with a wicked grin, while cleaning the last trace of his activates on the cap before he placed the it into the sun to dry. Then he proceeded to tuck himself back behind his pants, standing up. THE END Later that week, the bushman had snickered when he had seen their Scout wearing his cap again. The knowledge of what history that particular cap had made him sport slight tent in his tight pants and making him want to do naughty things.
Fail formatting is fail... the "the end" was supposed to be after that last part. *sigh* Captcha: dipshit absence o___O
God help me I enjoyed it. I don't like Scout so this was all kinds of good for me.
As far as I'm aware, urinating is impossible when having an erection. Knowing this somewhat spoiled the story for me. Even though this is strange and impossible at the same time, I like it. A job well done if you ask me.
>>2 I can certainly tell it's your first time posting. I recommend reading up on the rules on the frontpage under the rules tab. The TL;DR of it is to avoid using *actions* and weeaboo emotes like O_o. Otherwise mods, like me, will suspect you to be underage which we can't allow 18+ posters here. Just keep yourself aware of it.
>>5 Er, We can't allow UNDER 18 posters here. Sorry for any confusion.
>>4 Its surprisingly not. But it is quite restricted and would take a long time to empty a bladder - also, if he is angling his penis down, the erection does not obstruct the urethra to the bladder as much. That there is my kind of porn *laughs* I don't like it. Personally, I find the idea of masturbation with a urine soaked anything to not be that fun. Then again, urine is an irritant for me, so he would be itching like crazy. So lets go through the more technical stuff. Enjoying throwing piss at people =/= a fetish. That is a sign of mental illness. You should be indicating he finds it more sexually exciting. He likes how it sits on their clothes, the smell, whatever. Then it becomes a fetish. Does he find the Scout to be attractive and he would love him to be there as his piss pig? Mention it! Does he want to mark him like an animal? Make him his? Then we are going to get something more interesting. Humping or fucking is a weird phrase - just stay with the latter there. Have him imagine its his prey. That would make most men horny! The writing itself is solid, and not too porny for me. Otherwise, its a solid bit of fic. Watersports are not my cup of tea, per se, but hey, to each their own. Ill just wait till your next one!
>>4 well it's not impossible, seen it in one of those porn videos I've watched. Even piss fucking :P >>5 errr.. didn't know you wasn't allowed to use emotes, I'm 25 and far from being underage. I've always used emotes to make things easier to understand. I've been so misunderstood too many times on the internet.. :/ Plus were do you read the "rules" the only rule post I found was the sticky one about "saging" *confused as hell* >>7 I'm not the best writer and it was my first time ever writing something like this, and you can't think of everything when it's your first time, now can you?
>>9 Well, i learned something today. I haven't decided yet if I wanted to know or not, but I learned something nonetheless. The rules are almost invisible since they're the same colour of text as the background if you use the default lay-out for tf2chan. Here is a link to the rules: http://tf2chan.net/news.php?p=rules And the rules state that "emoticons must be kept to a minimum", not that they aren't allowed AT ALL. But I'd say get rid of them all, people here don't like it. And sage-ing is basically leaving a message on a thread without bumping it to the first page. If you ever feel the need to comment on a story that hasn't been updated in a few months, a sage is used to make sure nobody sees the updated thread assuming that it is an update. Bottom line: if the story updated a long (internet) time ago, type " SAGE " into your email field. And welcome to tf2chan! I really hope you'll enjoy it here! I hope I was able to help.
>>9 oh, thanks mate, I've been lurking and trying to figure out things before I posted, guess I missed the vital points it seems.. thanks for clearing that up. I appreciate it~
>>10 No thanks. I remember my own confusion as I got rocks thrown at me for not sageing and using emotes. Glad to be of help !
>>8 Too true, too true. But if someone does not point it out, if you're like me, you'll forget the next time too (and the time after until someone hits me but thats a completely different topic). That may be a Mael only trait, but thats what I know I like. If you get a long winded, probably strangely worded review like mine, we're not saying its not good or anything, but here we try (most of the time) to help others achieve a better result. Think of it as continual improvement. Hell, my earlier stuff is quite dodgy, and without long ass comments that broke it all down, I probably wouldn't have improved much. Not that I improve much sometimes - still forget important things, like punctuation. I see it as a positive; someone is willing to read your stuff then spend a bit telling you what you may not have thought of/ problems that make it hard to read. Now Im waffling. Anyway, I hope that clears it up a little - and if I ever offend you, tell me to tuck in my head! Because at the end of the day, we all write and read for fun, and if you're not having fun, then why bother?
All i could think of reading the comments was, the more you know. Haa, I don't know what to say about the whole fic though, it was not poorly written, I just have no interest in urine related fetishes. I'll just say good job and leave it at that.
>>11 oh I can only imagine, oh well, I'm still glad there's understanding people out there to help out when, I think I know everything that needs to be known and then it shows that I don't know at all.. >>12 well I like constructive feedback, and I know that I might now be the best at English since it's not my native tongue, so grammar error might occur, but I'm trying my best to keep it on the "right" track. Oh man, you're ending sentence surely cracked me up good, cause it made me think of "Meet the Sniper" video.. >>13 Everybody can't like it and I know it, especially since I know a lot of people do find it a bit disgusting. Though still it was harder to write than what I saw in my mind.. Maybe someday I'll write something else, dunno what yet though~
Hoping you will continue this. There is not enough pee fetish sniper out there in my opinion! Great job!
Yes yes yes more pissing snipers please. I don't like wetting but I love sniper havin' a good piss.
You know, after reading through a couple of the stories here, dear Anon #16, you should have learned by now how to sage. Have some cotton balls thrown at your lazy head.
Sometimes I don't get this whole "We are so sensitive about Smileys"-thing either. I always thought it was kind of contradictory that Smileys are immature but on the same time answering (on the image board) with little pictures that say "I came." and "I pooped a little." (the second one is so gross and disgusting btw) seems to be normal... And also the wordfilter for 'eksdee' is just ridiculous in my opinion (should be "Please don't use that smiley" or something). Sadly we cannot use our voice on Bords like this, so putting emphasis on words or hearing irony is not always easy. Smileys can indeed help in such cases: Great, I've always dreamed of this ^^ <- good for you! or Great, I've always dreamed of this -.- <- irony? I remember back when I played WoW the people who wrote tons of smileys where not kids but mainly girls... (God, I love Smileys!) Kids tended to insult other people quite fast. Btw I'm also 25, just to clarify But back to the actual topic! *cough* I'm also not much of an obsessive-piss-fetish fan (at least it's fresh, yay) but I liked your story all in all. The word "morphed" kind of bothered me, would have rather read "turned" or something, but that is just me I guess? (Morph lets me think of unrelated stuff.... *cough* FF7 *cough*) And "Luckily the Australian bushman had been lucky to..." very lucky indeed! :)
Wow, I'm sorry. I've heard of SAGE but I never figured it out. I hope I did it right this time. I was just searching for piss since it's so heard to find some that isn't wetting or something.Again, I'm sorry about the SAGE thing. I never knew what it meant. But I'll use it on old threads from now on.