>>1

seconded harder than anything i've ever seconded before.



i have a request also. i would like to see someone, other the scout (since he's always the homophobic one), that is strongly homophobic. sexytimes and pairings surrounding the situation is up to the author.

>>2
This. We've seen plenty of homophobia from Soldier, Scout, occasionally Medic, but Spy is always the one who's super confident in his sexuality. Heavy never needs much coaxing, either; I'd love to see a repressed/homophobic Heavy. Heck, Engineer's from Texas, and he's usually written as the most tolerant guy. And I don't think I've ever seen a homophobic Pyro, that would be hilarious.

>>2
>>3

Oh crap, my brain already started writing this.

Okay. Looks like I'm filling requests tonight.

This is an old request, but I'm hoping that this time it might be fulfilled.

I really, really want to see some Soldier/Spy.

Any story would be fine, any context and idea, as long as it has that pairing.

If possible, I'd prefer to see this prompt.
Spy and Soldier are fighting in Coldfront or some other freezing place, when an explosion causes them to plummet into an underground cavern and knocks them out.
Soldier's helmet protected his head for the most part and after a few hours he regains consciousness, but Spy won't wake up. It's nighttime, it's so dark it's impossible to see if there is a way out of the carvern, and the temperature has dropped so much that unconsciousness would lead to death.
Maybe Respawn is turned off after ceasefire, maybe Soldier doesn't want to leave a teammate behind even if everybody can be brought back to life, maybe Soldier is simply too insane to realize that Respawn exists. Whatever the reason, Soldier decides to keep Spy alive by "warming him up".
Bonus points if Spy eventually wakes up while Soldier is kissing and caressing his body, but is still only semi-conscious and thinks it's a dream.

But even if this prompt does nothing for you, even if you want to write something completely different, I'd still read it.

I just really, really want to see some Soldier/Spy.

>>5
Working on that one, anon. Sorry for being so slow about it! If someone faster wants to pick it up, feel free, but I'm hoping to have it done by the end of this week. Just got some real-life stuff in the way of writing. Sorry!

My first request - please let me know if anyone has already written something like this!

I've read lots of stories about characters entering a relationship with Tentaspy. I want something a little different.

I'd like to read a Sniper/Spy story where they are in a relationship *before* Spy becomes Tentaspy. What would happen then? How would you cope if your partner suddenly became half squid? Would Tentaspy be subject to quarrantine and experiments and would Sniper try to rescue him? Can love overcome all tentacles?!

>>2
>>3

It has been written (though Scout wound up joining the homophobic camp, he did so alongside more'n a couple who normally get written as accepting/totally gay. Sexytimes didn't quite occur...

>>7

Oh man. Oh man. I'm not sure if I should second this or write it.

Or both. Both is sounding pretty good about now, actually...

>>2 >>3 I... I want to write both of these situations (homophobic teammates and repressed Heavy). Debating whether I should write them separately or as one fic. I love tragic love. Why you do this to me?

I want sexitimes with Hoovy and Medic WHILE Hoovy's awake yet cut open on the operating table. I don't even like the slight squicky gore (or I thought I didn't), but when Meet the Medic came along... yep.

Has it been done yet?

Medic is a transman. Thanks to his bizarre surgical skills and access to drugs, he's been able to make improvements on his body but he is far from satisfied. He wishes to make love to Heavy, but is frustrated that he cannot do it properly. So! He conspires with someone, possibly Engi or maybe Spy, or maybe in desperation he just does it on his own, to hack into the respawn system. The goal? Give Medic's DNA a tweak so he'll respawn as a fully biological male.

Basically I want Medic exploring his new penis and testicles, surprising Heavy, and of course getting to properly test drive his body in bed.

>>9

I want to read both of these situations. Either separately or as one fic, I'll be happy.

>>10

YES. I want to read that (this time I don't think I can write it, but I really hope somebody else does!) (Oh boy, before this fandom I was not at all into gore... Meet the Medic did things to me, too.). If it's been done before, I haven't seen it.

>>12
Then suddenly, Heavy grabbed his face and kissed him.

Medic struggled out of the grip as quickly as he could and slapped the larger man across the face. It may have hurt, it may not have, but Heavy at least had the decency to turn his head, to look ashamed.

“Fuck you!” Medic screeched, voice rising with each word. “Who do you think you are?! That you can just do that and suddenly everything is forgiven! That you think you have a right to do that at all! Do you know what you have done to me? To my career, my relationships, mein psyche?! Verdammt schwein, fuck you. Do not come near me. You are not welcome.”

With that, Medic turned on his heel, storming down the hall and leaving a cowering Heavy in his wake.

Yes, I think I have an idea to combine them. Now let's see if I can do it justice.

Any couple is good, but for the sake of clarity, I'll use Heavy and Medic.

Heavy likes Medic, but Medic is not interested in him. Spy (From either team) lusts after Heavy, and being a man of loose morals, impersonates Medic, and naturally, Heavy and Spy have sex. Heavy only finds out in the morning what happened, and gets very mad at Spy (no, we can make this work shite), and Spy just finds it hilarious.

Obviously would end on a sad note, but could be a happy note or something else.

Oh, and I know I used Heavy and Medic, but those were just place holder names. I'd much rather see Sniper or Engineer used.

Sniper is sniping, Spy decides to fuck with him and kiss him every time he sneaks up on him and then quickly cloaks and darts off. Sniper is left unfocused and embarrassed and whatnot, and eventually over time starts becoming anxious for Spy to kiss him every time they're in battle

Female!Pyro/Bi-Curious!Medic (bonus points if he uses a disciplinary action and Pyro's just a Plain Jane. Anyone else can be as hot as you want to make them.)

>>1

There actually was a story on here for awhile about RED as an all-male brothel. I can't remember the name of it, unfortunately, and when I went looking for it a few weeks ago, I couldn't find it. It might have fallen off the chan. I want to think it had something like "In the Cathouse" in the title (as a pun on "being in the doghouse", since Medic got thrown out on the street by his angry wife, and Medic had nowhere else to go but the brothel he was working with, as an actual doctor) but I can't remember.



I have some new weird requests of my own.

First, Dell's grandfather, Radigan Conagher, gettin' it on with the unnamed ancestor of Helen, the one who broke into his workshop. Preferably before the Australium takes full affect but no real problem if it's after.

Second, Helen (the Administrator/Announcer) and Mrs. DeGroot, Red Demo's mother (possibly when she's younger but I have no problems with old woman porn.) No specific thoughts other than Mrs. DeGroot knows Helen and isn't being tricked into thinking it is someone else.

Third, is regarding Soldier, RED or BLU, with the idea that as a young child he was forced to dress as a little girl by his mother and/or father and/or older sibling. He knew he was a boy (though he could have felt some confusion if the author wants to delve into that), even disliked his family for forcing him, and hated the kids who mocked him, but secretly he enjoyed wearing dresses, if only a little. Of course, he's become a very manly man since then and manly men don't wear dresses. Soldier ends up with a lover who wants him to cross-dress and wear something naughty. Not necessarily skimpy lingerie... possibly more like an old-style dress with the hem modified to be unrealistically short (also to fit a man) and paired with women's panties. Soldier refused at first, though he left the suggestion open to future debate, and eventually agrees to it.

I REALLY want Soldier's lover to be a woman but there aren't a lot of canon options on that front. My best suggestions are Miss Pauling or Scout's Ma, though The Administrator or Mrs. DeGroot are vaguely plausible. I would also accept ANY gender-bent class but my preferences, in that case, lean towards a female Spy, a female Heavy, a female Soldier, a female Sniper, or a female Demo.

BDSM (bondage or dominance play specifically) is another plus, as would be pegging, but neither is necessary. This should be about the dress and Soldier being with a woman who wants him to wear something silky or satin (or anything, just a really wonderful texture.) I'd prefer it if whoever he is with is actually very loving and caring towards him. His lover isn't out to harm him; this is merely a kink they've wanted to explore ever since they found out about his past and he has been reluctant but also tentatively interested in exploring it with them. Also, I don't personally like the idea of him wearing a wig to go with it. It isn't about trying to make him into a woman, it's about trying to make him accept something he finds embarrassing and the woman getting off on that.

Fourth, not a new one but I still want to see RED Spy and BLU Scout's Ma with VIP seats at a baseball game (one that's like a more or less private room) and inviting one of the Soldier's (probably RED) to join them for a threeway.

Fifth (also not new), RED or BLU Engineer has created a machine that both restrains and fucks a woman or man. Could apply to back and front at the same time; it probably has various removable attachments even. Preferably Engie convinces someone else to help him demonstrate his new invention at a private TF Industries (or a more general) expo but simply showing it to his team is also fine. Bonus points if they give Engie oral while they're on/in/under the machine (there are so many positions they could be in, maybe it has multiple options as a possibility.) I'd prefer it if this was entirely consensual but a captured and humiliated enemy could be interesting. Anyone is fine, really. It could even be a You and Engineer story.

I might try to get around to writing some of them if no one else ever does but that might take forever right now.

Sniper spanking Spy <3

First request!

This is something I'd totally love to be able to write, but I just don't think I quite have the characterizations down enough yet. (New to the fandom.) It'd be an "after the war ends" fic, possibly years and years down the road. Most people write Retirement fics where Heavy and Medic are living Happily Ever After and it is all sweetness and twu wuv. Don't get me wrong, I love this. But the opposite could also have happened. That once the war is over and they are faced with having to be "real people" again...the romance ends; they drift apart. One of the two (Medic is who I'd prefer, since there are so many stories where Heavy is the more emotionally in-tune one) has problems letting go.

This idea wrote itself in my head after hearing Adele's "Someone Like You". If anyone wants to fill this request, Bonus Points if you do it with that song in mind. (I dunno about y'all, but I listen to mood music while I write.)

Like I said, I'd love to write this one myself, but I don't think I've quite got 'em down as well as some of y'all do.

Thanks in advance!!!

seconding 18.

re-requesting some lovely exhibitionism and voyeurism.

Scout likes to tan in the nude -cause his body is just that awesome- and Sniper or Spy or Engie (writer's choice)watching him. Maybe pleasuring themselves to the sight, maybe some middle of the day sexing outside and all around Scout strutting about.

>>21

I would love to read that. Seconded!

>>21

thirded

Sooo I've been listening to a ton of Reverend Horton Heat lately, and this song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTZLpPO2gM4 has been bumping around in my head as something for an Engie fic.

I'd love to read something where Engie's reminiscing on old flings and romances, especially something like in the song. Some good old fashioned scandalous "inter-racial-cowboy-homo-kinda-love"~

Somebody said something about how there was not enough testosterone in HeavyMedic sexytime fics, especially for Medic.

I therefore propose the idea of Heavy and Medic fighting to top each other (sexily, of course). I don't care who ends up winning in the end, I just want to see them seductively play/banter/argue/fight for the right to be on top.

>>25

Seconded. Seconded so hard I think I just tore something.

>>21

Working on it. And it's Sniper, hope you don't mind. Should be up relatively soon, lol.

http://tf2chan.net/archives/afanart/4-16-10%20archives/images/124848459184.jpg

Whoever doesn't want a fic based on this is MENTAL

>>1
>>17

“Doghouse”
http://tf2chan.net/afanfic/res/2439.html

Im craving scout torture! are their any good ones on this site??? maybe with Medic or spy! ;)

>>30
Well Breaking Point is just below this one (at the moment). Also don't use emoticons. They don't like that here I like them cause it makes it easier to convey emotion through text but that's just me

The rules say "keep the use of emoticons to a minimum", because an overuse of emoticons gives the impression that the poster is underaged, but they don't say that we can't ever use any emoticon at all.

I'm 25, but I do tend to use smileys. In RL we can use facial expressions and tone of voice to convey our intent, but on the Internet we only have text, and it's very easy to unintentionally come across as overly confrontational or to misunderstand other posters. I personally find that a single smiley helps a lot to make it clear that we are being friendly.

Most of the people you see here going 'NO EMOTICONS EVAR' are brand-new and really really don't want to get banned. It's perfectly fine to use emoticons once in a while, especially if you've just written a criticism and you want to soften the blow. Overuse of them is frowned upon, of course, but the occasional :) or ;) in a post never got anyone banned, IIRC. It's the kawaiidesu crap-- the <3333 and the X DDDDD and the =^-^= -- that get you banned.

>>33

Feather has it right. I'll allow occasional use of them, but once you start getting into the spastic desu emotes...there's gonna be trouble.

I just said none cause I figure some will slip occasionally. You guy are right though, a few are fine. I try to avoid them at all here cause I know one will slip in sometimes.

Ah, Doghouse! How did I miss it before? Thank you, that is the one. It isn't precisely what the OP asked for but it is similar.

I do strongly second the OP's actual request though. The humor, if nothing else, should be lovely. Especially if the Director is there...

Um... hello, great and powerful annons.

I humbly request a short scene in which one of the classes is getting hot 'n heavy with Pyro. Everything is going great, everyone is having a good time, the mask is already half-way off, and that pesky suit is unzipped and barely hanging off Pyro's shoulders, but then they notice Pyro's boobs. And they are disappointed. Maybe they didn't know they were gay, maybe they weren't sure, or maybe they're just not in the mood for tits, but whatever the reason, they're turned off. The crestfallen teammate tries to extricate themselves from the situation, with assurances of "It's not you, it's me." Pyro does not react well. (Or Pyro reacts however you'd like- it doesn't much matter to me.)

I know the whole "female Pyro" thing's been done to death, but I can't help myself. Please let it be funny and awkward to the nth degree.

Oh goodness. Captcha says "seductsp safeguard"
Indeed, Captcha.

Not really a request, but I'm working on my first TF2 necrophilia story, something along the lines of Exquisite Corpse by Poppy Z. Brite. If anyone's interested, I'll post it here. Just wanted to make sure there was at least one person on the chan who'd be interested in reading it.

>>38

holy shit Poppy Z Brite!?
I love her stuff and exquisite corpse is my first and favorite of her books that I read.

I demand that you post it!
I will be waiting in anticipation.

To add on a suggestion of my own to >37--
And then Pyro turns out to be a shemale?

There is not enough transexual!Pyro in general, considering s/he has the most dubious sex.

>>38

YES.

(I will admit, when I first saw the word 'necrophilia', I thought it was the wordfilter again, and then I saw 'Poppy Z. Brite', and I was the opposite of disappoint)

>>21 Has it been done ? I really do want to read that !

And I also would like to see >>38 ! man this thread is filled with good fanfic idea's !

Poster from >>38 here. Part one is done, but I need a beta. If you're interested, let me know by e-mailing me at sketchisan@gmail.com. Beta or no beta, I'll be posting this by Friday, but the sooner I get a beta, the sooner I can post. Cheers!

16 37
Put these together.

>>38
goddammit tf2 stop encouraging my necrophilia kink.

and by "stop encouraging" i mean "please post this as soon as possible"

Requesting some sexual tension!
Something where both parties are becoming increasingly and alarmingly attracted to each other but are denying it to themselves - meanwhile it's totally obvious to everyone else in the base. Prefer it to Be Soldier/anyone because his inner monologue would be hilarious...

>>44

Seconding curious!Medic/Pyro
This picture seems relevant: http://tf2chan.net/workshop/src/13170214281.jpg

>>46

Oh man, that would be hilarious... I don't seriously 'ship Soldier anywhere outside of loving me some Jane/Tavish, but this prompt feels very not-cross-faction... But I am definitely interested in seeing what this board comes up with. Seconded.

46 48 Because I just finished reading the link to "Doghouse" posted earlier in this thread, I am in the mood for Soldier/Scout. Applicable?

http://tf2chan.net/fanart/src/13178799363.jpg

I don't know how. But I wanna see more of this. Or at least where this goes.

I just want to see something with a male Pyro. That's about it.

Okay. So.

What I haven't seen, not in a while, is some good old fashioned seducin'. But with science. Mad, mad science.

So, Medic and Engineer are trying to proposition the other (at the same time??? up to writer!!) with whispered science dirty talk, little knowing smirks, what have you. It would be so great if this ended with kinky medical sex.

>One version with a male and one version with a female pyro.

Looking for Medic getting fucked by anyone/s. Maybe they take control of an examination or he gets captured. Please focus on strength and age difference (he may be more experienced, but they can make him do whatever they want because they spend all their time lifting and shooting heavy guns while medic only heals people). Consensual please, and I certainly would not mind some light D/s with medic being held down and/or manhandled while being out of his mind with pleasure.

Would like to point out that the Medigun is likely rather heavy, too. Plus Medic is faster than almost everyone else on the team, running around and keeping pace. Even if he's a bit older he's still very fit. ....Of course when strapped down this wouldn't matter. Heh.

I feel the lack of tickling as a kink in the TF2 fandom. So here's my usual request:
Spy/Sniper, non-con bondage and tickle torture.

You know what I'm hankering for?

Legs.

Namely, Scout's legs because we all know to go at that speed all the time would result in some kick-ass, tight-muscled, lean, strong, delicious legs...

Pairing can be anyone on the team.

Sexy psychoanalysis delivered (most likely, but you don't have to) via internal monologue, probably by Medic, but it could be anyone.
"He's a psychopath with father issues and an anger management problem <i>and that makes me so hot</i>".

Or... or. Anything Demo-centric? <i>Anything.</i> He gets no love and he's such an interesting character.

I hate coming in here and seeing all these beautiful plot bunnies going to waste (even though I also hate having so many plot bunnies eating my brains as they beg me to try writing them.)

For some reason the quotes thing doesn't work for me most of the time. I have no idea why. I'm guessing it's something to do with Firefox being a dick.

These are the requests that I wish people would write (that aren't already being written, to my knowledge):

1

5

14
I'd love it if it's Soldier lusting for one of his imaginary army comrades, who Spy finds out are all based on a real army-enlisted friend of Soldier's, appropriately named Pete. Soldier's stories are all fantastic, warped accounts of real events but the man exists. When Spy finds out, he decides to use the information for his own ends. Spy is highly amused at Soldier's anger, after the reveal, until he realizes how devastated Soldier is to find out it wasn't really Pete. Soldier hates Spy after that and there is no way to suggest even a purely sexual relationship between them but maybe there could still be happiness as Soldier gets up the balls to tell Pete and then there is actual fun times between them.

21 (one of these days I'm gonna continue writing up HtH and there'll be some of this but it's not quite the same situation)

46
I approve the idea of RED Soldier/RED Demo, leaving RED Demo really confused because RED Soldier isn't Jane. D:

If not that, Soldier anyone! I love Soldier and anyone! I think Heavy, Spy, or Medic would be really appropriate. He doesn't trust those damn sneaky foreigners. I am leaning towards Heavy or Medic though because it happens less frequently and because Nazi/Commie bastards!

So... I'm suggesting this be a story with RED Soldier/RED Demo and at the OTHER base BLU Soldier with BLU Medic, Heavy, or Spy.

Bonus if Tavish is actually weirded out more because he wasn't in that kind of relationship with Jane before, now sort of wishes he had been, but is attracted to RED Soldier for himself, NOT as a proxy. In other words, there's a difference between the two Soldiers (even if they're both batshit crazy.)

49
I love Soldier/Scout. Whenever I get around to HtH again, I will has more. Hell, might write PWP for it. I'm taking forever. I strongly desire more Soldier/Scout in general though.

I request Soldier to be smoking a cigar, wearing soaking wet tank-top and boxers, while Scout goes crazy over how hot that is and demands to suck Soldier's dick. Alternatively, RED Soldier initially just being eager to add BLU Scout's head to his head collection but BLU Scout convinces him that having Scout alive and in one piece is a much, much better trophy. ALL MY LOVE if Scout is completely consensual and it has nothing to do with Stockholm syndrome. Much harder to write and also much crazier. I may write either at some point.

52
I was JUST thinking about this! I want MADSCIENCEGASM between Medic and Engie. REALLY want them to be science dirty talking together and science jokes. None of which the rest of the team gets, leaving them confused.)

57 (I could easily see this being combined with 21 but even without... I'd love to see some wrestling or socks involved or really just anything showing how strong and sensual those legs are)

58 (Demo's hard to write, I think that's why there's so few Demo-centric stories. There are a lot of stories with him on the board right now but most of them are from Soldier's POV. As much as I love Solly, Demo's POV would be great.)


These leaves me to add two new requests (I had one, which is why I came here, but now I suddenly have a second one.) I am a breeding ground for plot bunnies.

I want to see RED Soldier/BLU Soldier. I don't see a lot of class-incest (for lack of a better term) outside of fanart and usually it's one of the bishounen sort of classes. I have seen two Soldiers and Engie in fanart plenty of times and I would also eagerly accept a threesome between RED Soldier/BLU Soldier/Any Engie. Bonus points if the two Soldiers are hot for one another but aren't entirely certain what to do (or keep arguing about who should be receiving) and they go to Engie because he's their pal and they view this as a practical problem (sure, right.) And secretly Engie has had a crush on them both so he takes the chance to go "SANDWICH ME" or double-penetration. Kudos on double-penetration.

Also, completely different request. Warning: FUCKING WEIRD. This may kill boners, I don't know. I think it's both hot and sociologically/psychologically interesting. This is technically me thirding number 46 now that I think about it.

I would love to have [url=http://rule34-images.paheal.net/_images/8a434e0f2f4a66935851b6d19c5863f4/548072%20-%20Rule_63%20katya%20soldier%20team_fortress_2.jpg]this genderbend of Soldier[/url] (the dick is a strap-on) being pursued romantically by another class on the same team, your choice (though Spy would be the default awesome, IMHO.) Naturally femme Soldier would be angry at first because she just isn't used to anyone being interested (might not typically be interested in anyone else herself) and she assumes the guy is mocking her or absolutely desperate (probably no one else on the team tried tappin' dat ass before; many of them might find her intimidating or annoying or ugly or just like one of the guys) even though he's determined to convince her that she's hot and OMFG has he fallen in love hard. She might even be very sexually repressed or a virgin but that's not necessary. She might even be married, who knows? There's all kinds of really fun things involved when it comes to an uber manly woman who desperately wanted to fight in WWII.

Alternately, I would also be happy if the pairing was this genderbent female Soldier and a more Makani style female Soldier; basically a little younger, shorter, perkier, more feminine but not a lot more, with still short but not past chin-length hair (alternately, long but permanent bun style-hair), and braces or something else physically quirky but cute. Yes, insane female Soldier on insane female Soldier action please. For some reason I'd prefer it if they were on the same team.

Actually, this uber manly female Soldier and a female Spy in the above arrangement would be nice too but for some reason I feel the tension is strongest if it's a male Spy. French (so speaking French in a stereotypically romantic attempt at winning her over would be hilarious if she's all "SPEAK ENGLISH, MAGGOT!"), presumed to be promiscuous and bisexual or gay (even if he isn't), and supposedly naturally untrustworthy (even if he is.) Also, Spy's actually a tiny bit taller than the regular Soldier; most people don't realize this. Would die with love if that's still true for the femme Soldier/male Spy pairing. Would also die with so much love if she's a bitter, cynical woman with a surprisingly cheerful demeanor. And if she's older than Spy, even if not by a lot.

Regardless, I desperately want her getting eaten out, returning the favor, getting pounded and taking it like a man, and maybe using a strap-on. Preferably some cute romantics in-between her partner having to convince her that she's very attractive to them and doing everything possible to get her into bed.

Oh man, what if it was male Spy and other female Soldier both trying to win uberbutch! older female Soldier's affections? Though could be better as just two separate stories. Or maybe a female Demo? Gah! Too many ideas just involving this one idea.

If no one writes this idea in particular I think I'll really have to bite the bullet and do it myself eventually.

On a tangent, I also really would love normal Soldier with either Makani style female Heavy, any sort of female Spy, or a female Heavy/female Pyro who is like Vasquez in Aliens.

... I swear, I love all the classes. Soldier just holds so many of my kinks, I guess. Or he amuses me the most, I don't know which.

I know, I'm so demanding. But like I said, I get SO MANY PLOT BUNNIES and I would write some of them but I have only so much time and stamina! I need to give some away but they're always so bizarre that most of the time no one wants one. Please, does anyone who likes Soldier do requests at all? D:

>>59
I am working on a Soldier/Spy fic for prompt >>5 but I've been slow about it because of work. I'm hoping to have it done really soon, though - it's a rare pairing and I'm having a lot of fun writing Soldier. Seems my med school psychiatry course came in handy after all.

The rest of the prompts you've posted are also damn delicious, but gah! No time! I hope someone else picks them up.

Forgot to add, I know the Soldier pic I linked to could technically be sexually ambiguous. That could also be a feature of the story. She gets mistaken for a man a lot or else people do a double-take when they have already clued onto the fact she's a woman but she acts so manly and isn't even that feminine that they start second-guessing themselves. I like the ambiguity even when you can see the body, in this instance.

And yes, perhaps what I really want is a Pyro but... that back story! That abrasive attitude! The military kink! Not to mention, that American patriotism and that hilarious threatening. It's the personality (and the very close resemblance to the actual male Soldier) that does it for me and which would push the tension along, IMHO.

>>60 Oooh, awesome! Thank you, Anon!

Heavy/medic nipple play.

I am derp and I swear I'm going to stop posting now, as my chattering is gonna put this into autosage so much faster.

I also meant to second putting 16 and 37 together, as 44 suggested! That was such an awesome idea! It was actually one of the reasons I decided to start seconding and such and somehow I forgot it. There is not enough FACEPALM available for me because I forgot.

I'm normally not a huge fan of Pyro (since we know so little about Pyro, it's all on the author to make them interesting) but this is such a massively awesome idea and so unique! And so utterly realistically hilarious. Poor Medic and poor Pyro. I need this in my life and so do you.

I also second Heavy/Medic nipple play oddly enough because I don't exactly get it. When an author does the standard "very briefly attending one nipple and then giving the same attention to the other" I can't imagine why the character being licked seems so into it and I'm pretty certain it's only because it's not a big enough kink for the author. I want to see some realistic nipple play that goes in-depth as to how awesome it can be. I've yet to read anything that really explores it (then again maybe I'm not looking in the right places or doing the right things in bed, ahem, but enough about me...)

Second, I forgot one of my own requests too. Double derp for me. I really want some Heavy pinning Soldier on his back, maybe after they've been working out and then wrestling (meaning all sweaty and in need of a shower), and consensually dominating the hell out of Soldier. Of course Soldier would put up a powerful play-resistance at first (headlocks with stinking armpits perhaps) before lying back and eagerly taking it like a man while they're both still wearing their work-out clothes. Then a trip to the showers and Soldier promising he'll win next time, with Heavy scoffing good-naturedly.

Let me think if I forgot anything again... Oh! Also requesting some Soldier hurt/comfort with Soldier on the being hurt and then being comforted end. Anyone is fine. Trickier than it sounds, I'm sure. Alternately, Soldier comforting someone else who was hurt. Equally tricky. Maybe Sniper, in either instance, as the other part of the pairing, just to make it equally awkward and because I don't think I've actually seen a Sniper/Soldier fic, now that I think about it. Note: not asking for magical curative sex. Sex is good but I'm perhaps looking for something more like extended capture and torture before being rescued and comforted by team mates to the best of their ability.

Hey, let's go really crazy! In the vein of Iz's request, what if RED and/or BLU are instead prisons (or one prison) and all of the classes are inmates? Not even requesting pairings on this one... I think we need some good ol' extremely brutal and traumatizing gang violence up in here where everyone dies! If we want to get like the Reed Fields, maybe the Soldiers are the only ones who know the truth and everyone assumes that because they're crazy they must be wrong.

And, speaking of AUs, college hijinks! Thinking on it a little more, instead of an "everyone is in college together, LOL" I think I'd rather see Engineer back when he actually WAS in college in Texas, meeting one of the other classes long before the teams come together and falling for said class. I'm thinking Engineer and Heavy because I don't even remember if I've seen that before.

I'd like to point out, if Engie actually has eleven degrees, he was probably in college for a lot longer than four years. He could be late twenties or early thirties at the time of the story. We have no exact age for him but he could be as old as Soldier, possibly older but that still depends since Soldier's age isn't definite either. At the earliest Soldier would be somewhere in his forties by 1968. Regardless, I'd love to see the story focus on Engie meeting Heavy in college and starting a relationship with him while he's there. It could proceed from there into the current time-line but exploring the college relationship is a must, IMHO.

Heavy doesn't have to be going to the college but it's entirely plausible if he was since there are plenty of people who come to America for college. He could be working on campus or he could be taking classes. He could be a bartender/bouncer near the college, whether or not either of the above is true. I want to see this work. Especially since, what are younger Engie and Heavy like? What kind of wildness might they be more willing to get up to when they're younger than when they're older? Do they end up on the same team sometime after Engie graduates?

... I get eaten by plot bunnies in the middle of describing other plot bunnies. I get EATEN.

I want to see Sniper and Demo playing a pair of cops who are trying to investigate the Administrator's criminal activities and every other class is a suspect or a witness! YES! COP DRAMA! SNIPER AND DEMO AS A BUDDY COP TEAM! DO IT! Remember, it's always homicide, even if it doesn't seem like it would be at first. The doctor was never heard from again!

Also, lots of sex from somewhere. I don't care where. This needs sex. Preferably some hot, spicy action between Sniper and the Administrator, to really get poor Sniper confused (or Sniper and Demo, I leave that up to you.) Soldier needs to be a lawyer. YOU HEARD ME. A prosecution lawyer! Spy can be the defense lawyer. Heavy is going to be the judge because I want to see him pounding a tiny gavel and calling for order when Soldier begins to rant loudly! Saxton Hale should be a witness. Or on trial, whichever is funnier.

SOMEONE DO IT! You know you want to.

So we can repost requests from the previous thread, right?

>>65

Yes. Yes, you can.

Administrator decrees mandatory therapy for the teams, for her own amusement of course. Character A lets slip they like character B and funtimes ensue

I’m just thinking backstory plot and hinted pairings. I like it when authors can get into the character’s heads.

First, I'm looking for something that I cant seem to find. It had sniper/scout/spy in that order.

RED Spy and (BLU?)Sniper were both visiting Scout but they hate each other so it became hate double penetration, and the only way to get them to stop was when Scout forced them to kiss. Even then they were still enemies.

Second, I have a thing for double penetration and really bad pick up lines. It would be nice to see someone like Solly try some really silly but terrible pick up lines on whoever.
ex.,
Solly: NICE LEGS PRIVATE, WHEN DO THEY OPEN?
Engy: What are you on about?

That would be something I'd really like to see. And I don't mind if it takes forever to write 'cause hell, if I don't get any takers on this request I'll write it myself.

>>68

I am inspired. If I actually start though it might not come out till a while, since everything seems super inspiring lately. Anyone else who's faster can feel free to start on it instead, as I am in the middle of writing twenty million other stories...

I'm getting intrigued by all this HeavyxScout talk, there really should be more of it! I'm also really inspired by that fanart of the Scout holding the Sandvich away from Heavy and tugging down his little bootyshorts? Might do sooomething along the lines of that...

Also as a request, more Demoman!! I'd love to see something that has him sobered up at least SOME of the time. His demeanor in the War comic when he was at home with his mother was really lovely, and I'd love to see this side of him more.

I'm re-requesting a fic based off of this picture:

http://tf2chan.net/dumps/src/131498316297.jpg

Or something along the lines of a Tentaspy/Heavy porn fic.

Please? Been requesting this ever since I came to the Chan a year ago!

I'll love whoever does the first one for the rest of my life.

What if the Pyro was very pretty, but was a man? He hides his face to avoid ridicule of his girly features? But what if someone on the team found the femininity of the Pyro...attractive?

AnyoneXPyro basically. (I love Sniper and Medic, but I'm good with anyone))

Re-requesting Tentaspy/Soldier. Hopefully non-con, since I doubt Soldier would go along with a Tentaspy without a fight.

>>71
>>73

I might start something with these... ideas. You'll just have to wait a while since I'm writing a lot of other things too.

I remember someone was writing a fic with Demo spanking Scout, but it never got finished...

So, re-requesting that because it's ridiculously hot.

A couple's first time doing anal, and it goes bad. Both are new at being physically intimate with the same sex, and they totally botch it. Someone bleeds. Someone gets hurt. They're leery of trying again. But eventually they both agree their relationship is worth pursuing, and have another go at it, this time with lots of preparation and lube. Pairing can be anything but Scout. Go nuts.

RED and BLU Engineers were collage roommates and experimented sexually with each other.

Could be a flashback or just them saying "Hey man wanna do it?"

Bonus points for them having an engineering rivalry.

Spy is pyro.
After being extremely humiliated, Spy hides from the teams by going Pyro but he is found out by *insert pairing here*

Yes combine these two! Tentaspy threeway with Heavy and Soldier.
>>71
>>73

Okay, I have suggestions for combos. Combine >>76 and >>77 >>77 and >>52 or >>76 with my idea (up in >>64) of Engineer and Heavy having been together in college.

If you really want some weird fun, maybe >>77 >>76 and Engineer/Heavy from college (either during or after) but I think that might be really hard to do, unless you have a really good idea for how the two Engineers could be so similar and yet different enough to be two different people.

Or perhaps combining >>77 with my idea from >>17 where Engineer has created a machine that both restrains and fucks a woman or man. Or combining >>77 with >>52 and that idea from >>17! They both came up with a machine for that purpose (which might restrain, fuck, and hold the individual in different ways) and Medic is either testing it for them or they are testing each others machines and Medic is there to make sure they won't be injured (and maybe enjoying their mouths in-between watching them.) And lots of science dirty talk and innuendo between all three of them. Maybe it's at an Expo so there's also the added thrill of trying not to get caught by the Administrator's private investigators? Or it could just be at one of the bases, as that'd be easier.

Also, now that I noticed it, combine >>15 >>18 and >>56.

I love how so many of these requests can actually be combined to form some really exciting and unique ideas.

>>74 I am starting to love you, Anon. I really am.

>>79 You too. I'm starting to love you too, Dove the Unoriginal.

I love too many people on this site.

Okay screw it. Here goes my first post on TF2chan evur. And it's a request that I'm actually ashamed of making since it's more close to anything incest-related than what I have ever though of making.

Scouts Mom x opposite teams Scout.

Scenario would be something in the lines of Scouts Mom visiting the base, meeting the other teams Scout, and then rounding up with plenty interesting thoughts about how much he looks like her own handsome angel of a son but isn't really him... Then either just her fantasies or actual sex between them happens, the writer can choose which is more comfortable.

And as long as I'm on the requesting subject; previous thread had Medic x Heavy x Medic threesome request, which I'd like to second to infinity and beyond since people aren't abusing the threesome possibilities of TF2-universe nearly enough. Almost planned on writing this myself earlier this summer after reading the /afanfic/ archives the entire night and getting heaps of inspiration throughout the following day, but true to my retarded, procrastinating nature I didn't manage to write anything down.

A adult fic idea thanks to the best holiday- Halloween. This idea is for Engineer/Soldier.

Spy drops off his disguise kit off at Engineer's workshop so it can be fixed/updated. After fixing the disguise kit Engineer get the wild idea for him and Soldier to disguise as each other. And then the fuck and fuck and fuck some more while disguised as each other.

I'm thinking what with all the pyro requests, I might as well add my bit to the pile.

How about the Pyro on one team is female, and the other is male. (But the female one is generally thought to be male.) In the beginning, they have a profound hatred for each other. The two dragons constently belch flames at each other- one trying to burn the other into ashes befor the other one does. It think it would also be amusing to hear their inner monologes on the situation.

Something happens, possibly a Soldier or something coming at the male pyro while the two are in battle. The female air-blasts her rival out of the way of the oncoming rockets for whatever reason. Making the male think.

Things happen slowly and they begin to become abit closer. (One goes out to burn ants with a magnifying glass, and the other comes out to watch or even join in, etc.)

Male pyro eventualy finds out his counter is female, which eventualy leads up to intense sexy tiems involving rough riding, biting, clawing, and perhaps fire.

>>81
Seconded, Senconded so hard.

I find you people cute. From all the fucked up things on the Internet, this is pretty innocent. I would fill some of your requests if I was better at writing with sounding accent. But I am not. But .. I might do something anyway.

I fell in love with this "tentaspy" character when skimming through the chan. And I do like writing bizarre things. Oh my, what have you people done with me?

I am going to write a heavy/tentaspy fic, since I saw some poor soul requesting this since the beginning of the chan. And Heavy is such a fun character to describe. I might enjoy this after all.

>>85

please, don't let the accent thing stop you from writing. i actually like it more when people put less emphasis on the accents.

>>85

I can't believe I am not the only one doing these requests... though I should be thankful since I've told almost everyone in here I would start writing their request. I'm not even done with the first one- oh me and my biting off more than I can chew. Someday I may have these all done, maybe even after the requesters give up on looking for it, heh.

Rerequesting this.

Any/Oblivious!Engineer
Someone is interested in the Engineer, but the problem? He's...slow when it comes to flirting or any advances. So the interested person decides to be a little more forward to get their point across.

>>81

I third Medic/Heavy/Medic to infinity and beyond too!

Also I'd still want to see female Pyro X (desperate/bi-curious) Medic. Bonus bonus points if he's on the bottom.

I HAVE THOUGHT OF SOMETHING THE CHAN NEEDS RIGHT NOW!

I was inspired by Anne's SCIENCE! Medic in The Dustbowl Horror. Basically, he's just a very enthusiastic Mad Scientist at heart who doesn't mean anyone ill will, even if he might intentionally or accidentally hurt them. Not unlike what we see in Meet the Medic. He's not a sadist. He simply wants to engage in SCIENCE! and his theories are probably insane but completely and utterly possible in the TF2 universe.

However, I want to see him engage in SCIENCE! with the help of an equally insane and plausibly enthusiastic Demo! Demo NEVER gets to engage in SCIENCE! Even Engineer gets to do that with or without Medic more than Demo does.

This could be Medic/Demo/Engineer or it could be Medic/Demo, Engineer/Demo, or Medic/Engineer (though I'd prefer Demo having a much stronger presence in the story if it is the latter.) I'd almost prefer it to be from Demo's POV but SCIENCE! Medic and SCIENCE! Engineer are also acceptable as long as Demo gets to get his SCIENCE! on. I mean, he's a demolitions expert. He knows chemistry and plausibly some physics.

I would also love it if he's mostly sober at the time. Perhaps Medic and/or Engie won't let him join in unless he is sober. Maybe a serious lack of SCIENCE! in his life is why he's drunk all the time. His mother is always pushing him to spend every minute of the day earning more money so he can't typically engage in SCIENCE! just for fun.

Note that this could be combined with >>52 very easily and might even be combined well with >>88 depending on how it is handled. (Perhaps their goal is to seduce Engineer with SCIENCE!)

MAJOR BONUS if they're all hunting the Lochness Monster! Or something equally weird. Though doing things on the base is fine too.

I will love you forever if you do this. Please please please! For SCIENCE!

You may shoe-horn a Soldier in there if you want, because I will never ever stop loving Soldier, but I am SO okay with SCIENCEGASM being all we see. That right there should tell you something about how much I want this. Incidentally, the idea of Soldier piloting(driving/steering?) a stolen submarine makes me giggle like nothing else.

>>90

My keyboard better be ready for what I am going to do to it after reading all of these requests. I am slightly scared if I write something, though, it'll end up being a weird mix of every request since they are all equally inspiring.

I know a new tenta x tenta fanfic is showing up ( called Red )

And I would love to see another one ! The idea of the title should be enough to make something of I guess, though it's probably not fit for more than a one-shot :

2 Spies, 16 Tentacles ;)

>>90 i approve of this very much.

i was thinking that demo must be a pretty intelligent guy if he's making explosives and also hella bank, but people never really do anything with that, and just make him drunk 24/7.

so if you, >>91 really do write something for this, i will be so, so happy.

What I really want to see is cross-faction Heavy/Medic with Heavy as the one trying to instigate a relationship. I'm really interested in how Heavy would pull it off, especially since Heavies and Medics aren't like Spies and Snipers, who can spend half the battle messing around with each other without anyone noticing their absence, and I'm such a fan of Heavy being sneaky.

(Also--and I apologize in advance for my ignorant newness--, could someone please tell me how to respond to posts? Do you just type >>[number], or something else...?)

>>94

This is relevant to my interests.

I take a long time to do things, especially with Breaking Point being my number one fic to finish ASAP, but consider it on my to-do list.

>>94

"...aren't like Spies and Snipers, who can spend half the battle messing around with each other without anyone noticing their absence."

I never quite realized how true this was until now, haha.

And yeah, it's >>[number].

This picture: http://i53.tinypic.com/2hi9dfb.jpg That is all.

>>94

(It took me awhile to realize I could type it and it'd work that way. Clicking on the numbers is supposed to work too but it only works maybe a fourth of the time for me.)

I think maybe the Heavy should fight sneaky too and thus doesn't normally fight alongside his own Medic (maybe the Medic follows Demo, Soldier, or Pyro, depending on what they're trying to do.) I'm sure there is some way to do it, depending on who he tends to work with instead. Not that he'd have to be that way, of course he could always work with a Medic, but it would be interesting to see it happen and it not being a case of anyone being angry with anyone else. It's just strategy.

Though my theory for them getting together would have to be outside battle, most definitely. Probably when they have time off. I think it'd be interesting if they met similarly to how Tavish and Jane did, at a mutual interests event. Perhaps they don't wear their colors all the time, or else subtly (like a tie with a plain suit, in Medic's case), and at first they didn't even realize they were from the opposite team. That could then lead into how one of them doesn't spend much time around their team mate of the same class and thus doesn't know enough to tell the difference. The one who does probably starts to wonder. At first it's just "I never knew you liked x and y!" but then it becomes "Wait a minute, you told me that you hate z!" Then from there it dawns on them and there is an uncomfortable silence which is then ended with something awesome happening, I hope. What, I don't know.

Maybe they meet at an actual Oktoberfest?

That makes me think, we need a Tavish and Jane at Oktoberfest story or a "Team goes to Oktoberfest" story. Which ends in sex... or a lot of cuddling and kissing.

>>85 PurdyPowAngel, I think I will be loving you for the rest of my life if you do the Heavy/Tentaspy fic. I will love you and worship you until the day I die.

I love too many people here.

Captcha: electronic oiledit. I think it has something to do with Engineer.

Captcha = Highland Inspection.

...Demo, what are you doing over there???

Anyway, just chiming in with my UNDYING WANT of a "TEAM GOES TO OKTOBERFEST" story as mentioned by >>98.

Seriously, seriously want.