>>164
If you want to draw it, that's fine with me.

Have you guys read the story wear Medic took LSD? He wanted to try the drug out on himself first so he could see what it was like, or something like that. What if he took an aphrodisiac instead?

Jogging, wet scout notices dot from sniper rifle's laser dot following him.

I'm always up for voyeur!Sniper and exhibitionist!Scout

Have there been any fics using domination lines sexually? Here are some ideas, just in case:

"Ain't so hard now, are ya, fat-cakes?" Scout X Heavy

"Don't feel bad; you did a fine job tossing your little balls around!" Spy X Demoman

Something i thought about today and was curious about. i dont think i have ever seen Heavy/spy stuff written or even drawn?! least non that i can recall...if anyone is up to writing the task do try! or if anyone knows where some might be lemme know!

>>169
I've definitely seen one Heavy/Spy fic (and it was much more awesome than expected) from back before the last crash, it might be in the archives?

>>169 There was at least ONE Heavy/Spy fic in a past request thread, though I am unsure as to whether it survived the various chan crashes. It won't come up on the search for me. I might be able repost if you like, I am certain I have it somewhere.

As for art, I KNOW yang has drawn Spy/Heavy (that sadly was lost in the recent crash). It is still over on y!gallery.

>>171

If you wanna get technical, I've also drawn a picture of Heavy sticking it to the Spy, too, but it was more of a gag comic. Both can be found on y! or on my Dumblr. ( http://yangpuppy.dumblr.com/ , just replace the 'd' with a 't')

Silly late night commercials;

Scout calls a phone sex line and his mom picks up.
Captcha: relation alcorn...

>>173
Uh. Since I love Scout / Momma, I'm gonna ask for your clarification. Which situation would you like to see?

Scout freaks the Hell out when he recognizes her name and hangs up Momma recognizes his voice and confronts him / hangs up Both realize who it is, but they pretend they don't and go with it Both realize it and revel in it ( ? )
So many possibilities, but I don't wanna ruin a lulzy request.

>>174
... oops. * recognizes her voice
My bad.

174 forgive my newbishness to chan coding
I was thinking they (Or just scout) don't realize it until the deed has been done and then Scout freaking out. I dunno, i really didn't think about it too much (it literally popped into my head after three different phone sex commercials in a row)

Here's a suggestion you're free to run with;

On one of the more remote bases, funds are tight. TF Industries didn't even bother with the pretense of RED and BLU being two separate companies, and as a result the two teams in this remote, underfunded and underrepaired base share the same common room.

They share breakfast, dinner, and the television.

For some classes this is an opportunity to make friends. The Medics have medicine as their higher calling and trade knowledge; The Snipers reminisce about their home country and treat battle as a game (a quick headshot isn't quite as nasty as burning to death after all)

Other classes are suspicious as fuck. The Demomen aren't allowed in the same room as one more explosion will probably bring the place down. Soldiers are horribly competitive. The Engineers are paranoid as all hell about the other one stealing his inventions, and are paranoid as hell of both Spies as surely the other Engineer would engage one of the Spies to Spy for him.

I guess I'd like to see the mixed-up sexy subterfuge that might be employed by the Engineers and Spies alike, comedic or dark. If something else strikes your fancy, go for it; secret scandalous inter-team liasons? Passive aggressive notes all over the fridge? Did they all kill eachother the day of discovering they had a shared common room?

I miss some good ol' predator/prey Sniper/Spy filled with hate sex! Something like the Meet the Spy fight ending up in hot smut

<<165

As promised, here's my take on 'drunken shenanigans'. http://tf2chan.net/afanart/res/1816.html#i2386

>>178
I guess I'll try that.

There's few fics with virgin!Scout's* first time with Sniper (Fluffmania, Overshare, Child Molestee etc?). What if Spy would visit Sniper's trailer at wrong time? Would he a)stab everyone b) have threesome?


*virgin as first time with male

After seeing this ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXioaWuX974 ), I want to see some Heavy/Medic...with abuse.

Drunk demo: Alright! lassie!! I just finished drink me scotch! And i aint done!! So i want fom you lassies is---!
Spy: DONT YOU DARE SAY IT!!!!
Sniper: oh come on mate! Its a good idea!
Other sniper:(still the same team) yeah mate! It aint that bad!
Scout:...fags...
Me: anyway ill just say... I would like spy getting ganged raped by two snipers... And here is the story, the bluspy like playing around with redsniper messing around with his head... What he doesnt know is that there are two redsniper.... So... Yeah... And an other idea.... I hate it but there might be people who like it.... Top,scoutxbottom,spy here is the story... Okay no story... But an idea... Scout shoves a bat up spy's ass---!!
Spy: WHAT!?!!?.....
Scout: hahaha!!
Sniper:.... Please,mate... Continue...
Other sniper: hehehe...
Ofcourse drunk demo:Thank-fully i already dont remember this...
Cloaked spy: does anyone have toilite paper??....
Everyone:....GET HIM!!!!!.....
Me: sigh... How long do i have to stay here??... And... I wonder if the cloaked spy is naked....

I request that no one respond to >>183.

I would disagree with >>184 if i could understand what 183 was.

I would agree with >>185 if I hadn't read >>183 for myself.

I agree with >>184 because I don't think underage people like >>183 should be on this site.

Perv lurker now a perv poster with a prompt for everyones favorite German/Russian duo.

How about a little power bottom Heavy and a submissive Medic? With Heavy aggressively telling Medic what to do? With a leash thrown in there for good measure?

That sounds wonderful and I second it wholeheartedly.

Ah, sorry... was seconding >>177 . Oops

Someone on the red team, catching the Blu Spy sneaking around their base, forces him into his Red Medic disguise and leaves him in the Heavy's room.

You know in the heavy/medic fanfictions where it's from Medic's pov, where he likes heavy but doesn't say anything because of the whole persecution (how do i spel) of homosexuals and "Oh, sigh, Heavy's above that."? Do it from Heavy's pov, where he likes Medic but doesn't say anything because he is insecure about his weight.

(I am going to hell.)

Medic, Spy or Sniper(Or any combination)/Fem!Scout abuse. Do what you will

*hides*

I'd like to see Sniper using tranq guns, cages and collars with someone...

Spy and Demoman, because that pairing is fatally malnourished.

A rare moment in which Demoman is sober and Spy is drunk. Any team colors, contrasting or identical.

>>195
Seconded so hard! I would pay anything to see sloppy-drunk Spy.

Also inspired by this post: Scout's 21st birthday party, which inevitably leads into a sloppy-drunk orgy?

Any/Oblivious!Engineer

I know the Engineer's a smart guy and all, but I thought it would be funny if he was all :D? When someone had an interest in him(Flirtations and innuendo fly over his head). whoever it is that's interested is up to you(*cough*medic*cough*)

Scout/Soldier? Scout somehow managing to tie Soldier down and make him submit?

guhhh that would just be marvelous...

I'd like to see Spy seducing an unwilling Sniper into having sex with him. Perhaps Sniper gets raped? Either way, I want Spy to be very charming.

>>199

Because THAT'S never been done before...:P

http://tf2chan.net/read.php?b=afanfic&t=32&p=192

Seconded! Some insecure Heavy is desperately needed!

>>199
>>200

Just as a note, you two might want to hold off on the emoticons.

Anyway, I have a prompt to request. A little while ago, Rama wrote a fic called Sewer Dreams and, in it, Tentaspy considers keeping Engineer in the sewer with him, taking care of him, catching him fish pleasuring him etc...

Well, I'd kinda like to see an actual fic of that. Perhaps it's a purely domestic kind of thing where Engineer willingly went with him for some reason or maybe Tentaspy kidnapped him and maybe Stockholm syndrome is involved.

>>202

Heartily seconded.

Sage because I am a voyeuristic lurker that contributes nothing.

>>202

Thirded. There's too much Tentaspy rape and not enough Tentaspy romance.

Unrelated:
keeping Engineer in the sewer with him, taking care of him, catching him fish pleasuring him catching him fish pleasuring him fish pleasuring him Oh dear.

>>204

adfsaf Oops. Damn my lack of grammar skills.

TF2 - the FILM NOIR

Engineer, the great private eye/inventor, has received a visit from a beautiful yet mysterious woman (Scout's mom) asking him to find out who killed her son. He tracks down the killer, finding many suspects: the untrustworthy French nightclub singer (Spy), who is the woman's ex-lover; the local drunkard millionaire, who the son would throw stones at as he passed on his way to school (Demoman); a local gang leader (Heavy), his second-in-command and rumored lover (Medic), and his various grunts (Sniper, Pyro, & Soldier), to whom Scout apparently owed money; and, of course, Scout's mom herself.

Bonus points for twist ending, gloomy narration, romantic subplots (any pairing), etc. Basically making it like a film noir would make it a full score.

>>206
oh my god I was just thinking about the exact same plot this afternoon-- something like those noir detective novel/movies, with engineer being all private-eye and crap

Oh god this is creepy
Creeeppyy
And seconded, of course.

Pyro/Any:

The pyro doesn't like to shower/swim with the other team mates for personal reasons(Covered in burn scars, female, just plain insecure, or a combination.) and someone else just happens to see the pyro unmasked for the first time and... Whatever happens is up to you.

Curious scout, sneaky spy? Accidental peeping Sniper? Surprise me!

@129

I need this in my life.

>>208
Ahh I was thinking along EXACTLY these lines earlier, with Pyro being maybe a transexual or a hermaphrodite? Which is something I don't think I've seen before.

I have never seen a Heavy/Sniper pairing. And trust me, I have seen a lot of things on this site.
Please someone do this.

>>202
Speaking of which, can someone repost that one?

Requesting fem Pyro fucking any other class with a strapon. (Doesn't matter, but Medic, Solly and Scout are my favorites). Oh, and the guy is really into it, too.

Bonus points if she never takes the mask off and/or is burnt a little under the suit, and if there's some sort of bondage involved.

Engie/Sniper, please? Also, I would like some biting and scratching with that order, if you don't mind.