The first thing I notice as I wake is that I’m hot, and sticky. I open my eyes groggily and the sun makes me head ache. “Too bright…" I grumble. I untangle myself from my sheets and sit up. I stretch my arms above my head and yawn, then swing my legs off the side of the bed. My foot hits something and it clatters over into some glass bottles. Cursing, I scramble to pick up the jars of piss I knocked over. Now I have piss on my hands. I toss the jars back down, I’ll clean it up later, and make my way to the bathroom in the back of the camper. I shove piles of clothes and gay porn magazines aside with my foot on the way. In the bathroom, instead of using a toilet I grab a rinsed out jar from the sink and piss into that instead. The camper’s plumbing gave out years ago. I sigh happily when I’m done and set the now pissed-filled jar in the tub with the rest. I throw on the cleanest clothes I can find and even with the shorts and tank I had chosen, I was already sweating. I don’t even want to think about how hot it is outside. I throw open the door and it slams against the side of the truck. When I hop down it slams closed again. I squint my eyes in the suddenly too bright sun. The smell of smoke suddenly reaches my nose. “Smells like a barbecue…" I follow my nose to the smell and make my way to the side of the base. In the shade cast by the building stands the engineer, tending to a small grill. Engineer spots me and smiles. “Hey there!" He waves his tongs in the air. I notice he’s wearing a dirtied white apron and think how cute it is. Then I think about how hot it would be if that was all he was wearing. “‘Ello." I respond back and make my way over to the shade. “Whatcha makin’? Smells good." "Just some burgers… Uh… I got enough fer two if ya want one." "That would be great." I smile at him, and his cheeks get a tint redder. He tries to hide it by turning around to grab another burger, but I still see it. After a small silence, I break the ice. “Damn hot today, ain’t it?" Engineer nods. “Eeyup. Way too hot to cook inside…" He flips one of the burgers, and the conversation dies out again. —————————- What do you think should happen next? Answer me on Tumblr too http://vidyagame.tumblr.com/post/54683348207/chose-your-own-adventure
The Spy comes snooping around too when he smells the food. He takes over the grill to show the Engie how to cook properly. There won't be enough food so they'll need to decide who gets to eat with the Engineer.
A freak patty-flipping sets Engineer on fire. Sniper whips out his pecker in hopes of dousing the flames, but finds his bladder completely empty. Fortunately, his penis is capable of producing a second type of fluid.
The narration switches from first person to second person so that it reads like a proper Choose Your Own Adventure book.