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2 Heavies 1 Scout (10)

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Red Heavy and Blu Heavy made an unusual truce. They found Red Scout highly attractive, with his cheekbones sculpted by greek gods (Zeus would have a field day) and his delectable plush bottom, they could no longer resist him. One day, they found him drinking a Bonk!, sitting down in the corner of 2fort. He looked up at the both of them, confused. "Hey what are you two knuckleheads doing? And why aren't you blasting the hell outta each otha'?"
Blu and Red Heavy both approached Red Scout. "We... we find you as... as beautiful as Sasha. Yes. We want to... ask you to... to come to bed with us! Yes! Together we find much enjoyment and sensation, much like shooting Sasha!" Red Scout gave a quizzical look. "So whatcha saying, big guys, is you wanna do some... "things" with me?? Alright, I dig, I dig. " He gets up, resting his bat on his shoulder and finishing off the Bonk!. "Well let's do this thing! Don't be such slowpokes!"
They shortly reached a secluded section of the Red base, their clothes being shed as they got the lubricant ready. "Ok here's whatcha gotta do, you're gunna bend me over and stick it in, gotit?" Red Scout, now nude with his little meatbat ready. "Hey now no need to gawk, I got one finely sculpted ass waiting to be carved upon." Red Heavy grabbed the lubricant, while Blu Heavy wandered on over to Red Scout, pulling out his meatshaft, rubbing it a bit to get it nice and hard.
Blu Heavy pulled Red Scout down over a crate they moved to give space, standing at the end where Red Scout's head was, holding it as he dove onto Blu Heavy's plump meatwand. As Red Scout began to move his head up and down the shaft, Red Heavy rubbed lubricant all over Red Scout's buttocks and his own meatwang. He moved, pressing his throbbing plump stick against the buttocks, sliding up and down before diving straight in.
A muffled gasp emitted from Red Scout's throat as Red Heavy thrusted repeatedly into his plump rump, bracing dem fine hips with his massive ham hands. Blu Heavy pushed down on Red Scout's head, forcing more of his meatslab into his mouth. This continued on for several mintues, moans and gasps and shuddering happening as the two Heavys came closer and closer to climaxing before releasing into Red Scout! Sweet bliss! Just as they imagined it! Just like firing Sasha into their enemies!
They pulled out, grabbing towels from the nearby crates and cleaning themselves as they put their clothes back on. Red Scout just laid there, breathing heavily as the other two got cleaned up. "Dat was good going! We must do dis again, ya?" The Heavies agreed, Red Scout simply nodding. "Yeah that's what I'm talking about!... But which one oya goons got some on my back?" The Heavies looked at each other confused. A french-snort laughter could be heard echoing through the room, fading away...

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Are... Are you being serious right now?

3 .

Dah Fuck ?!?!?!

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I'm a little hesitant to jump on your case. My initial reaction is to scream "TROLL!" or "UUNDERAGEB&" and hit the report button, but... IDK. If you're really serious about this, I could give you some pointers?

I dunno. I'm just kind of impressed that you didn't make Scout to be as much as a "kawaii uguuuu uke-sama" as you could have. Some of the characterization did seem fit... It's just...

Yeah, this would need a TON of work. There's no build-up, the descriptions are frankly laughable, and your formatting is migraine-inducing.

Of course, if you are a troll, good job for making it seem like a somewhat legitimate effort.

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OHOHOHOHO

Hello there new friend.

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For the rest of my life, I am going to imagine that instead of a penis, Heavy has just a slab of half-butchered meat. He has a problem with Rocky Balboa punching him in the junk all the time.

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>>1
you're the reason for the tear drops on my guitar pardner

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>>6

For the rest of my life, I am going to imagine that instead of a penis, Heavy has just a slab of half-butchered meat.
...instead of a penis, Heavy has just a slab of half-butchered meat.
a slab of half-butchered meat.
For the rest of MY life, I'm going to imagine Heavy with a half-dead cow slung around his hips, limp, bloody, and mooing in pain constantly.

Someone draw this plz

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>>8

Why am I giggling so much from the thought of this.

10 .

Ah, Give This Wise-Aleck The Hook!

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I lol'ed
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