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No. 12248
Soooo, I found these cards at work that each have a sex game on them and thought that there was nothing more exciting to do with them than write tf2 porn. That being the case, I would like y'all to start requesting pairings. I'll go in the order of the requests and cut the deck before drawing a card each time. I've already shuffled these things as best I can, I think. There are two joker cards, so those I'll just write whatever random porn I feel like with the pairing given.

Go forth and request, faggots.
>> No. 12249
Engineer and Soldier please
>> No. 12250
Spy/Engineer
>> No. 12251
^that

Then soldier/shovel.
>> No. 12252
I issue you the challenge of Heavy/Spy. Can't be done well. Ever. No Exceptions.
>> No. 12253
Well, the obvious Heavy Medic please

some bottom sniper would be great actually
>> No. 12254
Sniper/Engineer, please.
>> No. 12255
Scout and Medic, please!
>> No. 12256
Scout/Engineer
>> No. 12257
Engineer/Pyro
>> No. 12258
HeavyxScout or MedicxHeavy, please! (sorry, i guess i cheated, hehe)


TF2porn by Scrunchy...i'm salivating in anticipation...
>> No. 12259
Engineer/Pyro please!
>> No. 12260
I'd like some Heavy/Medic. Pyro/Medic or Engie/Pyro would be great, too.
>> No. 12261
Spy/Scout
>> No. 12262
soldier/demo and spy/soldier
either one works wink wonk
>> No. 12263
I've always been a sucker for Spy/Sniper. Don't care who bottoms, it's all sexy to me.
>> No. 12264
Scout/ Heavy , please
>> No. 12265
sniper/ spy?
>> No. 12266
Anybody with Medic, as long as he's the sub. (would prefer if he was a "top-from-bottom" type, considering weepy uke just isn't his thing)
>> No. 12267
Why not catch 'em all? There's (9*8)/2 + 9 = 45 class-on-class pairings, and that's not even counting team color or who tops, or the auxiliary characters.

Get cranking with those sex games!
>> No. 12268
>>20
I might do a second one with pairings of my own choosing depending on how this little project goes. But for now, I'll stick with the requests, even though some of them seem to have come up twice...

Oh well, a different sex game with the same pairing is essentially completely different.

God, why did I do this?
>> No. 12269
There's not enough Demoman love! I would love to see Demo, doesn't matter with whom he's paired up. But if I have to name pairing, then Demo/Engy or Demo/Scout.

I wonder why no one writes Merasmus/Soldier or Demo pairing. Would be interesting to see...
>> No. 12270
top!Sniper/bottom!Heavy and Demo/Medic. I want to see some pairings that we don't see every five minutes, dammit.
>> No. 12271
So I would like to maybe see Medic/Soldier please? Sorry if it's already been requested or something.
>> No. 12273
I'll never get enough of Engineer/Sniper
Please.
>> No. 12274
Scout/Medic
Scout/Heavy
Scout/Demo
Scout/Sniper
Scout/Pyro
Scout/Engineer
Scout/Spy
Scout/Soldier
Medic/Heavy
Medic/Demo
Medic/Sniper
Medic/Pyro
Medic/Engineer
Medic/Spy
Medic/Soldier
Heavy/Demo
Heavy/Sniper
Heavy/Pyro
Heavy/Engineer
Heavy/Spy
Heavy/soldier
Demo/Sniper
Demo/Pyro
Demo/Engineer
Demo/spy
Demo/soldier
Sniper/Pyro
Sniper/Engineer
Sniper/Spy
Sniper/Soldier
Pyro/Engineer
Pyro/Spy
Pyro/soldier
Spy/Soldier
Medic/Medic
Heavy/Heavy
Demo/Demo
Sniper/Sniper
Pyro/Pyro
Engineer/Engineer
Spy/Spy
Soldier/Soldier
>> No. 12275
Soldier/Engineer. There isn't enough helmet party.
>> No. 12276
Engineer/Spy would be so wonderful!
>> No. 12277
demo/sniper, maybe?

best of luck on your project, i'm excited to see where it goes!
>> No. 12278
Number 26.
Please do that one,
all the pairings!
>> No. 12279
OH OH OH

Demo/soldier! Not enough of that pairing, fill the void
>> No. 12280
Top!Spy and Heavy.
>> No. 12281
Might I request classcest?

Medic/Medic

or (and) Scout/Scout.

I love being anonymous....
>> No. 12282
OP, you forgot scout/scout
>> No. 12283
Scout / Sniper.
>> No. 12284
Sniper/Saxton Hale.
>> No. 12285
Then rinse and repeat with Engineer/soldier.
>> No. 12289
saxton hale/cave jhonson!
>> No. 12290
Saxton Hale/Tentaspy
>> No. 12291
>>34

Oh I did? My bad *trollface*

Tentaspy/scout
Tentaspy/Heavy
Tentaspy/Demo
Tentaspy/Sniper
Tentaspy/Pyro
Tentaspy/Engineer
Tentaspy/Spy
Tentaspy/Soldier
Tentaspy/Saxton Hale
Tentaspy/Announcer
Tentaspy/Scouts Mom
Tentaspy/Glados
Saxton Hale/Scout
Saxton Hale/Heavy
Saxton Hale/Demo
Saxton Hale/Sniper
Saxton Hale/Pyro
Saxton Hale/Engineer
Saxton Hale/Spy
Saxton Hale/Soldier
Saxton Hale/Saxton Hale
Saxton Hale/Scouts Mom
Saxton Hale/Spy
Announcer/Scout
Announcer/Heavy
Announcer/Demo
Announcer/Sniper
Announcer/Pyro
Announcer/Engineer
Announcer/Spy
Announcer/Soldier
Announcer/Saxton Hale
Announcer/Announcer
Announcer/Scouts Mom
Scouts Mom/Scout
Scouts Mom/Heavy
Scouts Mom/Demo
Scouts Mom/Sniper
Scouts Mom/Pyro
Scouts Mom/Engineer
Scouts Mom/Spy
Scouts Mom/Soldier
>> No. 12292
I think this thread is already starting to get out of control. Oh well.

Spy/the Director
>> No. 12293
Saxton hale cave johnson please
>> No. 12294
>>41

You are completely right...
>> No. 12296
How about some Engie/Pyro?
>> No. 12298
Medic/Medic, because there honestly isn't enough on the Chan.
>> No. 12299
Seriously people.
This is more than out of hand.
All of the pairings were listed
and there's no way all of them are going to be written anyway
Stop requesting.

Also needs more helmet party.
>> No. 12303
>>46

It's not truly out of hand until they're still requesting after the 54 pairings have been met. I'm only taking one pairing from each post (no, guys, this is not inviting y'all to make 42 or more separate posts so that I get them all). I just wanted a sort of randomized pairing system that wouldn't provoke me to cheat or use my own biases toward pairings.
>> No. 12304
Just go down those two lists from OP and check each one off as you finish it.
>> No. 12305
If I make a request...can I also request for content? Please?
>> No. 12309
>>47
Then turn it into a fun little game:

Get two 9 sided dice.
Assign each Merc their own number.
Roll the dice.
Draw card.
Write smut.

GYYEET IT? GYAHT IT? Good.
>> No. 12310
Eeyup
http://www.bgfl.org/bgfl/custom/resources_ftp/client_ftp/ks1/maths/dice/

I really wanna see content soon please.
>> No. 12312
http://www.bgfl.org/bgfl/custom/resources_ftp/client_ftp/ks1/maths/dice/

^^^ That is a shitty RNG. Use Random.org

Btw don't get your hopes up on Scrunchy doing all of these pairs. It was obviously something she wanted to do for fun and not commit a ton of time too. It was unnecessary to name them all, because now people will expect them all when she just wanted to do the more popular ones or her favorite ones. She shouldn't even bother now.
>> No. 12315
Oh, OP, you card
-34
>> No. 12321
>>26
I'm doing Pyro/Pyro

>>40
Tentaspy/GLaDOS for this one.

>>48
>>49
>>50
>>51
No.

>>52
Half yes, half no. It might take me a while to finish these, but I am going to finish them.



As for everyone else, 14 more pairings and I'll have 54.

Here's the first two. The other ones will vary in length, depending on how much time I want to spend on them. This first one got out of hand, much like this thread.

Oh, well, enjoy.

::::::::::

Engineer/Soldier
8 of Hearts—Shaving Games:
One fun game that is perfect for a special occasion is shaving your lover. You can carry the shaved parts as far as you like to include only legs or pubic area as well. Shaved bodies feel really good when rubbed against each other and even better when oiled. Guys shouldn’t feel shy about shaving their legs. Lots of athletes such as swimmers and bikers do it and these guys always claim women love it.

:::::

Every evening, once the fighting had stopped and the weary fighters were allowed to return to their bases, Engineer popped his hardhat off and tucked it under his arm. He reveled in the cool afternoon breezes that wafted through the autumn Badlands. Once the unforgiving sun began to sink again, and the tall buildings offered a bit of shade. It was nice to just stand there and let his sweaty, bald head breathe.

“You’re starting to get a little fuzzy up top, Hardhat.” Scout’s hand made a playful swipe at the sparse brown hair encroaching on Engineer’s shining dome, but he immediately wiped the hand onto Engineer’s overalls with a gagging sound. “Ew, shit, man! It must be like a fucking sauna in there when the sun’s up.” He was still wiping his offended hand on the shorter man, who was standing there and peering up at the young man with a patient look.

“I reckon it’s a little warm, but it innit any hotter’n your ball cap.” Engineer replied, finally brushing the Scout’s hand away and bending down to pick his toolbox up. Lifting with his knees, he straightened with a bit of a grunt and started stalking off toward the base. A blur zipped by him, and he chuckled at the energetic youth double jumping over the fence separating the base from the field. He, himself, would take the door through the respawn room and enjoy a little air conditioning before making the four hundred meter trek from respawn to the base they stayed in. He switched hands to carry his tool box with his gloved one and reached up to rub his head.

The Scout was right, he was due for a shave. It used to be an every-few-days ritual, but lately… well, he’d had other, more pressing matters on his mind than keeping his head scraped down to a dull shine.

‘Speak of the devil and he shall appear.’ Engineer thought with a sigh, the familiar strong jaw clenched tight and the rigid posture of Soldier drawing his eye from the dust as he approached the base. He was waiting for him.

“Hey, Solly.” Engineer greeted him, raising his hand with an easy-going grin. He wasn’t sure how he was going to tell the other that he would have to wait before they could begin their nightly romp. Usually it was a quick shower, just to get the dust out of their eyes and then straight down to business, but right now, Engineer wasn’t going to leave that bathroom without a smooth head and—now that he thought about it—a good shave for his hastily-done jaw as well.

“Good work today, Engie; you’re a credit to your country!” Soldier announced when Engineer’s goggles leveled with his own gaze.

“T’weren’t no thing, Soll.” Engineer replied with a humble chuckle, giving Soldier’s shoulder an affectionate slug as he passed. Before he knew it, Soldier’s hand enveloped his on his tool box and slipped it from his grasp. “Thanks, but… gettin’ to my workshop quicker isn’t gonna speed up nothing. I’m taking my time today, Solly, and I ain’t gonna be swayed by anythin’.” His voice was firm, and he noticed that the miniscule skip in Soldier’s step had faded, and he wasn’t holding that tool box quite so high. It made him hasten to assure the other man of his intentions.

“Afterward, though, yeah, but… aw, heck, lookit me!” He sighed as he unlocked the door to his workshop turned sleeping and fucking quarters and motioned to the spot he wanted Soldier to place the heavy toolbox.

“I am.” Soldier told him, once Engineer was fully facing him with his hands on his hips and a look of regret on his face. Soldier’s hand rose to finger a nick Engineer had made that morning when he realized he still had at least a day’s worth of stubble upon his chin. “I can do it.” The offer was gruff and abrupt.

Engineer’s brows rose above his goggles, and he reached up to tug them off before fixing his eyes on Soldier again as the other man turned to lock the door and unbuttoned and shrugged off the top of his uniform. Hard muscle rippled beneath the mad military man’s skin, and Engineer wasn’t about to say no.

“Yeah, sure…” it was a soft, dry answer—almost swallowed up in the chuckle vibrating through Soldier’s chest as he approached Engineer and pushed him toward the chemical wash shower.

“Get a move on, then, faggot. I don’t want to waste more time on your primping than we have to.”

Engineer did as he was told, moving toward the small, glass incased shower as Soldier removed his boots on the way, letting them lie where they fell and whipping his belt out of it’s loops. Engineer didn’t realize that he hadn’t even made a move to begin undressing until Soldier wrapped his arms around him to unbuckle his tool belt and let it drop to the ground with a heavy thud. A habit of practice, Soldier’s socked feet took him right over the hulking belt without even missing a step as his hands continued their assault on Engineer’s clothes.

“I can undress myself, Soll…” Anyone but Engineer might have gotten annoyed at Soldier’s can-do attitude, but he knew that the other man was just trying to help. Eventually, he pushed the other man’s hands away and pointed to a stool over in the corner. “I’ve got the rest, drag that thing over here so I can sit down while you make me pretty, alright?”

“Affirmative!” Soldier grinned and left Engineer to finish his disrobing on his own.

The scrape of wood on the concrete floor echoed through the room while Engineer stripped himself down to his boxers and undershirt. Once the stool was set up to Soldier’s liking, Engineer plopped his tuckus down and gestured to the cream and razor sitting on a shelf in the shower.

Soldier eyed the modern razor critically. A disapproving frown—not unlike the one he wore in the midst of a stalemate—turned his mouth into a thin, flat line as he walked over to pick up the can and examine it with great prejudice.

The next fifteen seconds seemed to last several minutes, until Engineer took it upon himself to break the silence.

“What in Sam Hill is wrong now?”

“This is what you use to shave with?” He asked, and, though Engineer could tell he was trying not to sound derisive, Soldier rarely hid his feelings well—if at all.

“Yes… is it a problem?”

The question was simple. Soldier still took several seconds of working his jaw and pursing his lips in dissatisfaction to provide an answer. When he finally created something satisfactory, however, it left Engineer more confused than before.

He left.

Engineer waited several minutes, and had just given up on Soldier’s return when he walked back into the workshop, still clothed only in his boxers, undershirt and helmet. Before he could utter a word, a warm towel was thrust around his face and tucked snuggly in place.

His muffled questions were barely more legible than Pyro’s everyday speech, but it didn’t stop Soldier from answering them.

“It’s a warm towel… because I’m going to give you a real man’s shave.” He answered the mummified Engineer as he tested the edge of his safety razor before beginning to mix a good lather in his shaving mug.

Another muffled question came from the towel.

“Of course I’m sure! I’ve been shaving since the age of eleven! You don’t see me going around with nicks from a poor shave, do you? No sir!” Soldier grabbed Engineer’s hand to hold the mug for him while he unwrapped the towel enough that it would only cover his jaw while he shaved his head.

It tickled a little when the brush painted lather across his fuzzy scalp, and Engineer was still feeling a little nervous about Soldier using something sharp so close to his cranium. It was a matter of trust, however, and he knew that Soldier knew what he was doing.

Maybe.

If not, there was a dispenser halfway across the room that he could run to if needed.

Soldier’s hand rested on his head, keeping him still with surprising gentleness as he began his work. It wasn’t long until Engineer realized that working with machines was his art, and shaving was one of Soldier’s.

His skin had never felt so invigorated as it did now, a sharp blade wicked away lather and hair with sure, smooth strokes and Soldier hummed a soft, tuneless rendition of America the Beautiful while he worked. It wasn’t long until Soldier was lathering his jaw as well.

Engineer didn’t remember closing his eyes or relaxing back against the muscled torso behind him, but Soldier was gently pushing him up to support himselfagain. He did as he was bid, reluctantly supporting himself as his lover moved around to sit upon his knees, getting a better angle on shaving his remaining stubble and giving Engineer a good close up of his own cleanly shaven jaw. It was always like that, just something that Engineer had taken for granted. It was only now that he realized he’d never seen Soldier with stubble.

“Alright, Engie.” Soldier stood from his lap and slapped his thigh. “Lay down, soldier.”

“Solly, I gotta have a shower first.” Engineer told him, rubbing his newly shaven face with a look of appreciation. “Huh, that’s nice…”

“Lie. Down.” Soldier replied, dropping his brows like he always did when Engineer refused to do something that he wanted.

Engineer could probably get away without doing what he wanted, but he was curious. Soldier was rinsing the blade and eyeing the lather in his mug as if trying to judge it’s usefulness. Engineer lay his back on the smooth concrete and tucked his hands behind his head.

“Alright, Soll... What’m I doing down here?”

Soldier’s answer was to straddle his hips and push his shirt up. A sigh left Engineer’s throat, and he moved his hands to allow Soldier what he wanted. Was Soldier just tricking him into skipping his shower because he wasted time with a shave?

When Soldier had his shirt off, he lifted his buttocks from Engineer high enough that he could flip the other man over before bringing his rear back down to hold Engineer in place.

“Goddammit, Solly, I dagblamin’—“ Engineer’s tirade was cut short by the feel of lather being massaged across his back. “Solly, what in God’s name are you doin’ back there?”

“Hold still.” Engineer felt Soldier shifting, but he didn’t know what was happening until he felt the blade lightly running down his back. Soldier ran a gentle thumb along after the second stroke in the same spot and hummed in satisfaction before continuing along the rest of Engineer’s back.

Engineer found himself relaxing again, resting his chin on his folded arms and allowing the strangely soothing feel of the razor to lull him into complacency. The warm towel ran across his back to wipe away excess lather, and he felt something like a hard, smooth wall press against his back. When it shifted, there was a slickness to it that he wondered at, but didn’t have the mind to ask, as he felt Soldier’s crotch pressing into his ass.

The “wall” was Soldier’s chest.

“You shaved your chest, Solly?” Engineer asked, rolling his shoulders and relaxing in the pleasant sensation that smooth skin against smooth skin sent through him. The oil only added to the sensation, and he picked out a subtle sandalwood and pine musk from it.

“Yours is next.” With that, Soldier turned Engineer over again. By now the shorter man was beginning to feel like a plaything, but he allowed himself to be manhandled, if only out of trust and mild curiosity. Soldier rinsed the brush in his second mug and started another lather in the first.

His chest was scraped clean just as easily as his neck. When Soldier started to pull his boxers down with half a cup of lather left, though, Engineer started squirming.

“Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.” Soldier’s eyebrows dropped, but he wasn’t changing his mind. “Nope.” He pushed his half-hard cock up against Soldier’s ass and slapped his leg. “I’m ready to go, Sarge.” He desperately tried to change the eccentric man from his chosen path. They could shower afterward, for all he cared. Soldier wasn’t getting that razor anywhere near his dick.

“Engie…” Soldier leaned forward to rub his oiled chest against Engineer’s own. His skin was sensitive after the shave, and the oil added a pleasant tingle to their rubbing. “Feels good, doesn’t it?” Soldier asked, smirking and palming the Engineer’s sides and hips, trying to get his boxers down.

“Solly, you’re not going anywhere near my dick with that thing.”

“You think so?”

Three separate arguments and a few punches later, Engineer was laying nude beneath Soldier with his arms crossed and a tragic performance of the Halls of Montezuma issuing from Soldier as he carefully tended to Engineer’s private bits.

It wasn’t as bad as he thought it would be, and Soldier was even more careful than he had been with his head, back and chest. He had his eyes closed again, but it was more deliberate than out of relaxation. He didn’t want to watch this being done. He could watch Medic yank out a bullet or take blood, but Soldier wielding something so sharp so close to his dick was just too much for him.

When he finally felt the now-cool towel swab over him followed by a warm mouth, he gasped in both relief and surprise at the temperature change. His hardon had wilted throughout the ordeal, but with a little urging from Soldier’s tongue and lips, he was back to full staff in no time. Faster than anytime before, as well.

“God, Soll…” he groaned, bucking his hips up to hit the back of Soldier’s throat. To his dismay, Soldier pulled back and grabbed the bottle of oil a splash into his hand and he was rubbing it along Engineer’s smooth dick and balls and across his thighs and stomach.

Engineer watched him balance on his unoiled hand to remove his underwear before Soldier was rubbing himself down as well. The oil tingled against Engineer’s skin, soothing the pores and making him sensitive to even the most slight of drafts.

The cool air soon wasn’t a problem. Soldier’s oiled privates descended onto Engineer’s and he wrapped his arms around his American hero. Their bodies writhed against each other, Engineer slipping across the concrete on his oiled back and Soldier pulling him back down by his hips so that he could keep their cocks trapped between slick, warm stomachs.

Heat fogged the glass doors of the shower, and sweat mingled with the oil as the two men trusted and slipped and pushed and ground against each other upon the stretch of concrete with a simple metal drain. The razor and mugs lay forgotten a few yards away, the stool had been kicked over in the midst of their fervor, but neither had the attention for it.

They didn’t have attention for anything aside from each other until they both lay exhausted on the floor. Their hairy legs tangled, and smooth torsos pressed together with the weight of Engineer, who had ended up on top.

“Solly…”

All he got was a gruff grunt in reply.

“You’re shaving my head from now on.”

A rough chuckle followed his declaration.

::::::::::

Spy/Engineer
9 of Diamonds—Public Place:
Think you can do it in a restaurant? If the full act is impossible, how about a little diddling with your fingers and hands under the tablecloth. Pick a dark corner or out of the way table and see just how far you can go. You’ll both be stimulated by the craziness and the perilous place in which you are playing and it will be a particular challenge to see if you can reach orgasm without alerting the other diners. It’s an easier game if you dine without wearing underwear which is exciting enough for some.

:::::

I shift uncomfortably for perhaps the fifth time tonight. Mon dieu, I honestly don’t know where any of my underwear went. I clearly remember packing enough for our trip. When I exited my shower, however, my suits were folded neatly in my bag—just how I had packed them, but no underwear in sight.

A hand of iron clamps on my knee and I look away from the plant that had caught my interest whilst I shifted uncomfortably.

“Y’alright, Spy?” Engineer’s baritone drawl sends a warm feeling flooding through me and I gently pat his hand before returning mine to the top of the table.

“Of course, mon forgeron… are you enjoying yourself?” It’s a common question, generally I don’t ask it twice in a dinner, but… well, Engineer has been smiling too much.

Usually when we sit down in a restaurant to eat together, he doesn’t really enjoy himself. He just humors me until it’s time to leave. Pours me wine and says romantic things while I pick at my food.

It’s the only measure of foreplay that I can coax from him.

His hand stays on my knee throughout ordering our food, and I carefully put my own atop of his with a chuckle and a smile.

“You know why I hate coming to these dates?” He asks, his hand moving up my thigh and coming to rest on my crotch.

“The answer to that question is not proper table conversation.” I inform him. It prolongs the time you won’t be impaled on my cock, is not something that one should say at dinner.

I feel a gentle tug downward on the front of my pants, and the sound of a parting zipper makes my heart race. My hand covers his, and I hiss discouragement in French. Panic and surprise robs me of English words.

“You know I don’t understand you when you talk that fast.” His drawl is low and slow, his hand unrelenting to my prying fingers. “You keep fumbling at my hand and everyone in this restaurant will start talking, darlin’.”

I take a deep breath and glance around before returning my hands above the table. “It is terrible etiquette to so something so—“ his fingers trail along the underside of my cock, robbing me of speech as he guides me out the front of my pants.

“Just focus on keeping those pretty French curses inside and you’ll be fine.” His lips are curved in a grin, and his hand gets right down to it. The left hand is much more calloused than his right, and is the one he touches me with now. He knows how much the roughness affects me, and uses it to his advantage.

Even if I wanted to push him away, zip up and stalk out of the restaurant, I couldn’t. I’ve become too hard too quickly, and I know that it won’t last long. His fingers gently massage me at first before his hand finds a natural rhythm to begin stroking without his shoulder or arm moving much at all.

He keeps it all in the wrist, giving me a wink when my breaths become deeper and shorter all at the same time. He murmurs something to me, but I am too focused on keeping a straight face and hoping no one will notice the beads of nervous sweat darkening my mask.

Engineer sees our waiter approaching across the restaurant and flicks his napkin out to the side before drawing it across his lap and into his other hand. I let a soft noise slip when the cloth envelopes the tip of my cock and adds to the friction along my length.

“You’ve got that look on your face like you’re close… might want to finish up before the waiter gets here…” He chuckles and twists his hand around my base before bringing his rough palm up with the cloth held in place by his fingertips. “Just think about all the blowjobs you’ve given me when I’m in the middle of a project… trying to work when you want a quick fuck, or the taste of my spunk in your mouth…”

I bite my lip and my hips twitch up into his hand. My eyes are locked on the waiter, watching him make his way back to our table. It’s like he’s moving in slow motion, but not slow enough at the same time.

“C’mon, Spooky… so public, so rude… I know what you like. I know you’ve gotta come before that there kid gets over here with our food.”

A noise is heard, too close to a whine for me to even acknowledge that it came from my mouth. My breathing is too erratic, and my eyes are too wide. The waiter probably already knows what we’re doing. Violating a dozen health codes and doing something so vile in public.

It doesn’t take much more, just a twist of Engineer’s cloth covered hand and I come with a soft, “merde.”

Engineer chuckles and cleans me with the napkin. He tucks me in and zips me up just before the waiter reaches our table.

The rest of the dinner passes normally with polite conversation and a persistently devious grin from my date. He finishes eating before me, as usual, and refuses dessert when the waiter comes around. I switch my fork to my left hand and continue to eat my meal. My free right hand reaches for his zipper and his smile widens. He’s not wearing any underwear either.

What a clever little laborer I have.
>> No. 12323
Eager to see more and incredibly happy about the two pieces you have already provided.

This is delicious.
Though the second one makes me wonder if that is really possible without raising any attention at all. But still, Spy is a master of acting, so he could get away with that.
I almost can see Engineer grinning wickedly over there. He surely enjoys torturing dear Spook. Or testing his patience.
>> No. 12325
I agree with >>55! The two pieces you've given us are quite well-written and delicious. Can't wait for more!

Also, since you said you needed 14 more pairings, I request Sniper/Engineer or Sniper/Engineer/Spy.
>> No. 12332
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>> No. 12333
>>4
Soldier/Shovel
Jack of Diamonds—Special Showers:
Showering together is probably something you’ve done many times, but have you ever tried it fully dressed? Well okay, take off your new leather shoes or favorite sweater and ditch your wallet but getting into the shower together with your clothes still on is a new sex treat. First of all verything will stick to you like in a wet t-shirt contest. And then you have the fun of undressing eachother as the water makes you all slippery and clingy. It’s a great sensation and you can get your clothes washed at the same time.

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Soldier slumped against the wall, covered from head to foot in blood, mud and several brains of indeterminate origin. RED or BLU, if it was biological fluid, he had it on him. Which really should have given him a pause, other than wondering how he was going to get his clothes off if they were crusted onto his body.

His Shovel, still clutched in his hand, sang a victory tune against the floor where the blade drug along the concrete corridor. He entered the shower rooms and used the edge of his shovel to slice through the muck of the battle and drop his Buff Banner on the floor before continuing forward to turn on a faucet. The water soon warmed up to scalding, and he began using Shovel to scrape away the muck and grime with a grim determination.

The metal grazed his skin, one of many places where his uniform had been rent in the midst of battle. He shivered involuntarily, and swallowed thickly.

“Not now, Shovel…” he whispered, his thumb, never the less, stroking the blade almost lovingly before he began to scrape away the rest of the filth coating his body. Though he had chastised his Shovel, it still sent jolts of electricity and gentle shivers of need through him wherever the blade touched his skin.

Soon, he was standing in a very damp (albeit clean) uniform and clutching Shovel so hard that his knuckles were white. “Medic said we have to stop… you’re… you’re not a person…” He was torn. The Shovel that saved his life on a daily basis, the Shovel that had shown him the wonders of love and ecstasy wanted him… but that doctor! He told him that Shovel’s erotic influence on him was a figment of his own mind.

He knew it was more, though.

Soldier bit his lip hard as he let Shovel get closer, the blade slipping almost timidly in to unbutton a button on his uniform.

Medic had no idea what he was talking about, he decided as Shovel undid another button. It then slipped inside to brush against Soldier’s chest through his soaking undershirt. This couldn’t be his imagination—it was too glorious.

Shovel twisted, and a few buttons undid themselves of their own accord. The sharp edge dragged against Soldier’s chest lovingly. His knees trembled and threatened to give way in the face of the passion he felt quivering through his Shovel.

Shovel sliced down, popping the rest of the buttons like they were nothing. He didn’t mind, though. He needed a new uniform top anyway. Shovel’s tip fumbled with his belt, and he watched in amusement for a moment before lending the poor thing a hand. The edge slid tenderly against his fingertips before going back to it’s business. A thank you for the need that the two of them shared.

Soon, his pants were on the floor and Soldier was on his knees, the blade trapped beneath his knee as his cock slid in and out of the handle’s grip. The sharp sounds of the metal grating against tile rang through the shower rooms, but it was sweet music to Soldier’s ears.

The screams of a lover being satisfied.

His own grunts were soft and focused. Anyone could come along at any moment, and Shovel was painfully shy after Soldier’s last talk with Medic. They had to finish quickly, but it was so…

Soldier trailed his hand down Shovel’s handle, wrenching a screeching gasp from the utensil as he twisted the shaft to the side, giving his cock just the stimulation it needed for his stomach to pour white hot pleasure throughout his system. He groaned loudly, collapsing forward. Shovel shrieked with him, pulling roughly off of him to lie tucked against his leg, the handle still warm against his thigh from taking his cock.

They lay there for several minutes, recuperating from their passions before Soldier sat up and pulled Shovel closer, cradling it to his chest and kissing the blade tenderly.

“We’ll get through this, babe. You and me, we’ll get through this…”

You and me.


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>>5
No exceptions? PAH.
Heavy/Spy
Queen of Spades—Places:
One trick if you’re having sex in the great outdoors is for the woman to wear a full skirt and neither of you bother with underwear. Use a skirt big enough to spread like a tent over the guy when he lies on his back. With a garment like this on hand you can have sex in the most imaginative places and enjoy he thrill of perhaps getting caught without the actual danger of being fully exposed. Take into consideration please, ants, mosquitoes and muddy spots when you embark on outdoor adventures. Some seasons and locations are just more practical for outdoor sex than others.

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Heavy’s legs were wrapped around Spy’s hips, hidden within the ruffles and layers. Beneath the trailing behemoth of a skirt that he was wearing, he impaled himself again and again. Bearlike grunts issued forth like prayers from deep in his chest. Soft leather gloves caressed his accompanying corset and tweaked the stems of the apples shoved into his shirt for breasts.

“Yes, mon petit, you are perfect…” his hands gripped the apples hard before trailing up to cup the powdered cheeks and twine through the heavily volumized black wig. “So warm and tight… just like your son.”

Heavy’s hand came around to slap Spy rather lightly in the face, but the masked man still looked dazed. He took the moment to glance around at the drunken audience sitting on the edge of the courtyard’s catwalk.

“Oh, love, you wound me! It was only a joke!”

“Will ride harder to make up for it… you know that you do not talk about my darling son when we are together, it is a betrayal—what we do.” Heavy replied, his immense thighs beneath the skirt moving his mass more vigorously upon Spy’s cock.

The Frenchman arched in the dust beneath them, gasping as the change in rhythm brought him to new heights of pleasure.

“Do not… tempt me to speak of him, then… if this is what I get!” He gasped, his hips flopping against the ground in response to Heavy’s ass descending and receding with even greater fervor.

“Shhhh, Spy, do not speak of this. We come close to becoming one!” Heavy announced, leaning forward to press his forehead against Spy’s. A beige streak was left when he arched away with a roar of victory, the laughing team above egging them on as Spy came seconds later beneath the billowing skirt.

The two parted ways, Spy zipping before Heavy’s tremendous skirts left him. They both stood shakily, bowing to those upon the catwalk.

“… And that, gentlemen, is how I last fucked Scout’s mother.” He took a step away from Heavy and motioned to the large, sweating man. “Give my lovely assistant a round of applause, yes?”

Heavy curtsied once more before running off to change back into his uniform.

Spy ascended the stairs and took out a cigarette, lighting it with a satisfied grin.

“Scout should visit home more often, eh?” Sniper asked, handing the spook a bottle of beer as Engineer ordered two other individuals to come up with a skit.

“Indeed.” Spy agreed, smirking as he took a drink. “Excuse me while I go see Medic, I think my back did something quite unique down there.” He bowed gracefully away from the line of comrades as Pyro and Demoman descended the far stairs to come up with their act and procure costumes from the box of props they had found in a closet.

Sniper stared after the Spy, noticing a rather unusual lilt in his step as he walked away, instead of the pained totter that usually accompanied a bad back.

“Hey, Truckie… you think they were really…?”

“Hm? What’s that, Slim?” The Engineer glanced over from watching Demoman fall down the stairs with the rest.

“… nothin’. It’s just acting, right?” He took a slow sip of his beer, knowing that the Spy would never to something like that in public. With Heavy. In a skirt. Well, the first and last were probably things he would do, but the middle was definitely a no.

Right?

Right.

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And here is where I concede that there is no exception. I’ll just be over there, writing more of this crap.
>> No. 12334
how the fuck did soldier fuck the shovel
I thought
I thought it would be the other way around
>> No. 12339
CAPTCHA: soi qsdtcl

I can't wait for tentaspy/glados.

Also Shovel is now an official character.
>> No. 12344
Wow okay this is perfect.

Could I... maybe have Spy/Soldier, please? (With Spy topping)

All of my boners.
>> No. 12346
Well darn you, captcha.
Anon 55 here again to praise your skills.
Sticking around TF2chan made me happy.
So many well-written pieces of fiction, that's like heaven for anyone worshipping this fandom.

Having not yet found anything to give a negative citique on, I still admire your work, Scrunchy, for as it leaves me grinning like mad.
Speaking of madness: Soldier/Shovel was ungodly hilarious, just the image of Medic telling off that crazed patriot / giving him advice in terms of psychology is priceless.
Though it's a bit scary, too, to see Solly like that.

The second one , again, was ....I think my range of vocabulary is insufficient to describe that plottwist.
Not to mention my thoughts when I got the full "view" of Heavy as Scouts Mum.
If your Spys were real life actors, I'd watch their films immediately.
Bonus for (possible) Sniper's crush reference.

If you don't mind, I'd like to try to draw some of your scenes.

Thank you.
>> No. 12350
Anon 56 here, and let me say that that Spy/Heavy was great. I'm not even sure if I've read any other Spy/Heavy fics, but that piece was quite good!
>> No. 12354
>>59
Derp, I don't play Soldier enough to know that his Shovel doesn't have one of those D shaped handles on the end. Oops.

>>60
Shovel has always been a character. It just lingers in the background until his time is come.

>>62
Sniper totally wants to be Spy's boy-toy.

Medic lecturing anyone is hilarious, because you know that they're hardcore mercs and they're not going to listen worth crap. Someday, he'll realize it and give up.

Draw away! I love seeing people draw my stuff. Inflates my ego and gives me happy giggly things.


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Fuck this, I'm tired of looking at this story.

Take it and hate it.

>>6
Heavy/Medic
2 of Hearts—Straw Blowing:
Take a straw and gently blow through it onto all the favorite sensitive parts of your lover’s body. Go round and round and even increase the sensations by adding methanol to your mouth you can dab a little alcohol to the erogenous zones, provided it doesn’t burn, and blowing on this will cool the parts even more. It’s a great and gentle feeling and one that can be intensified by being done on parts exposed by cut out clothing. Like all these games, music and candles and incense enhance the moods.

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The soft lilt of Mozart filled the room, lit only by eighteen candles that glinted and gleamed off of the spectacles of the only occupant. Heavy footsteps approached the door before a ponderously slow, heavy knocking was heard at the door.

“Ja, enter, mein Schatz .” The bespectacled occupant called, sitting up from his place on the small bed.

“Doctor…” Heavy looked around the room as he entered, looking surprised at the candles and soft music. “You said that there was a surprise… this is it?” He asked, a small smile curving his lips.

“M-hm…” Medic stood and crossed over to his large lover, wrapping his arms around him and kissing his neck, for it was the only skin he could reach. “I know that you are still very self-conscious about your body… and that you do not believe me when I tell you I love your… softness.” He demonstrated by hugging the bearlike man tighter and pressing his face against the layer of fat coating his friend-turned-lover’s strong shoulders.

“Doctor, please do not ask—“

“Shhhh,” Medic pressed his finger against Heavy’s lips before leaning up to kiss them. “I will not press you to do anything that you do not want to.” He stepped away from Heavy and snapped his suspenders from his shoulders so that they hung at his sides and began unbuttoning his shirt. “It will be just like last time,” he explained as he undressed. The look in Heavy’s eyes belied his anxieties, but Medic knew how the human mind could be. He would let Heavy adjust to this new sexual relationship in his own time. Until then, he didn’t mind stripping down and allowing the hulk of a man to explore what was now his. Once he had finished completely undressing, Medic lay upon the bed and gestured for Heavy to approach.

He did, though it was a timid sort of shuffle that brought him to the Medic’s side. It was much quicker than Heavy’s original approach, though. That had taken so long that Medic had gotten cold in the interim.

Heavy’s huge hand moved to touch Medic, but the other man’s hand caught his and he clucked his tongue. “Nien, if I cannot touch you, then you cannot touch me.” Medic told him, his spectacles glinting in the candle light.

Heavy twisted his hand in the Medic’s so that he could enveloped the doctor’s hand with his own.

“Tell me what my doctor wants, then.” He told Medic, determined to still please the other even with his unease.

Medic grinned and reached over to his bedside table, out of the drawer, he withdrew a glass straw, and a small, clear bottle. He handed the straw to Heavy, who took it delicately, as if afraid that it might shatter any second.

“Blow through the straw on my skin.” He suggested, stretching out with his arms behind his head.

“This is all?” Heavy asked, raising a brow and tapping the edge of the tube against his lips.

“Ja… wherever you like, Schatz.” He replied, relaxing and closing his eyes.

Heavy’s expression was dubious. How could a straw bring him any pleasure? However, Medic knew what he was talking about, surely, so Heavy did as he asked.

He started with the top of his left hand, just at the knuckle of the middle finger. When he started blowing, the fingers twitched, but otherwise, Medic stayed perfectly still. Heavy slowly made his way up to Medic’s wrist, taking breaths when needed and watching the lightly curling dark hairs dance beneath his concentrated breath.

He thought that his lips would be better used, but that would mean touching Medic. He made his way up Medic’s forearm, slowly zigzagging along the skin until he reached the crook of Medic’s elbow. Surely if he were using his lips, a gentle kiss would have been applied there. Wouldn’t it have been more romantic and pleasing than this little straw?

Heavy followed the curve of Medic’s bicep, watching the muscle flex beneath the taut, well-toned skin as he passed over. When he got to Medic’s chest, he noticed a change in the other man’s expression, and his eyes were open.

“I am doing alright, Doctor?” Heavy asked, barely restraining himself from placing his hand upon Medic’s stomach and rubbing lightly. That’s what he would do, if he could only touch.

“Ja, well enough… take the bottle and a cotton ball.” Medic told him, motioning with his hand languidly. “Dab it on my skin… it will make the sensation stronger.”

“… da… Doctor…” Heavy replied, still looking put out that there was a straw between his lips and Medic’s skin.

“If you are bored, you could always agree to my terms.” Medic mentioned, closing his eyes again and gasping lightly when Heavy trailed the cold alcohol across his nipple and down to the base of his cock.

“No, Doctor, this is…” Heavy blew at Medic’s stiff nipple before following the trail of alcohol. The icy sensation had the German arching up from the bed with a soft noise that Heavy had never heard his doctor make before. How many more sounds did Medic make that he wouldn’t hear because he was too self-concious to press his flabby body to Medic’s peak-condition physique and risk him changing his mind about being with him. “… this is not fine.” The straw snapped in Heavy’s hand, and he sat back, crossing his arms.

“Then come join me on the bed, lieb…” Medic sat up and brushed the glass shards from his stomach and then off the bed and onto the floor. “You can start with just your shirt if you like.” He sucked on his cut thumb, eyes never leaving Heavy’s torn yet hungry expression.

This was ridiculous.

“Heavy,” Medic’s voice was firm and demanding, “I have given you physicals every year since we were both assigned to this team.”

“And every time, you lecture me about weight.” Heavy countered softly.

Medic chuckled at that, finally realizing what Heavy’s problem was.

“That is because I am a medical professional in charge of keeping this team at the peak of fitness.” He stood briefly before perching himself in Heavy’s lap.

“I want to make you feel good…” Medic kissed Heavy’s jaw and neck. “But I can’t do that with so much restricting clothing.” He bumped his nose gently against Heavy’s chin as he kissed his way up to press his lips to the other man’s. “I promise never to lecture you about your fitness again… Just, please, Lieb, press your skin to mine, let me kiss and suck and fuck your warmth until I can’t take it anymore… and then curl up with me in my little bed and snore like a giant bear.”

Heavy chuckled at Medic’s words and pushed him gently away. “If Doctor breaks promise, I snap his neck.”

Medic grinned back and licked Heavy’s neck before blowing lightly on the spittle he left behind, drawing a rumbling from the other man.

“Of course, Lieb…”
>> No. 12360
Man, I'm a hardcore lurker on here. But your stuff. This is good work. It's wonderful. The most I can criticize is that I think I saw two typos. That aside, the shaving and straw stories were a cut above. The characterizations were good and you really nailed Engie's accent. Props for that! Also, Heavy being self-conscious about his weight was really well done. I've never seen it done so prevalently and your interpretation was both realistic and endearing. Good job.
>> No. 12371
>>65

Thank you very much for your praise. I can't beta these very well for myself, so quite a bit probably slips through.

I have to admit that I'm a bit of a cheater on Engie's accent. Being Texan myself, I know how those with accents talk (and how I sound when I meet new people or feel nervous).

I'm glad that you're enjoying these quick little snippets!

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This one turned out way longer and more fucking complicated than it needed to be.

>>6
>>7
Sniper/Engineer with bottom Sniper
Ace of Spades—Tie up games:
Some soft leather or satin robe belts are perfect for a bit of gentle restraint. With your lover’s hands secured behind him or her, you are free to tease and tickle and touch at a slow tantalizing pace that will drive your partner wild. The fact that they are prevented from speeding up the action makes it all the more exciting to them. You can start standing, and when you move to the bed, be sure pillows and cushions are available to protect the secured limbs. (Yeah, I’ll give you soft leather and satin and fucking pillows.)
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It happened fast.

It happened so fast that Sniper didn’t know up from down until he felt a knee in his back and the pull in his shoulders when he naturally tried to push his elbows against the ground to fight against the push.

The rope binding his wrists and one of his ankles bit into his skin and he flopped around for a few seconds. His leg was trying to come down from where it was tied and his shoulders felt close to dislocation as he finally rolled onto his side and craned his head with a look of utmost helpless surprise.

“Been practicin’ that li’l beauty for a few days.” The heavy Texas drawl gave his assailant away in an instant.

“Truckie… this hurts.” Sniper grumbled, shifting and working his free leg so that he could spin around a bit. It would be easier to charm his way out of this if he could see the other man.

“Sorry, Sugar, didn’t know how tight you liked it.” Engineer told him. His boots scuffed the floor as he stepped around the Sniper, avoiding his gaze at all costs.

“Wot’re you talking about, Love?” Sniper asked, giving up with a huff and letting his craning head rest on the floor.

Engineer was silent for a moment, and Sniper felt a tenseness in the air. What was this about? Why was he in Engineer’s workshop, reverse hog-tied and about to lose feeling in his arms?

“I saw you with that Spy.”

Sniper’s mouth went dry, his face felt cold as the blood drained and he swallowed on reflex. What should he do?

He couldn’t deny it. Engineer wouldn’t believe rumors like that, and he wasn’t a lying man. He must have actually seen it. He had to have seen them…

“There’s no denying it… he’s got an ‘ace touch’…”

Oh, God, he heard that?

The bindings on Sniper’s wrists jerked and he felt himself being pulled across the floor by the stocky Texan.

“ ‘N’ he knows just where to hit inside you…”

Sniper closed his eyes against the pain and the shame. He still didn’t have anything to say to the other man.

“ ‘N’ it was just so good, wasn’t it?”

Engineer held his wrists in his Gunslinger hand. Sniper’s ankle left the binding and he grunted, working it carefully so that the muscle didn’t cramp. He was tempted to try and fight his wrists free, but he knew that Engineer was mad right now. He could hear it in that soft little voice he was using.

That tone and volume was like the spark before a wildfire.

He sure as hell wasn’t going to give it any fuel.

Something cool slithered around his wrists. It was a welcome replacement from the harsh rope, but Sniper was still wary as metal grazed his hand—a hook perhaps? What good could come of this?

Engineer finally showed himself, crouching before Sniper and pushing his goggles up on his forehead. His eyes looked tired, but they were still clear, intelligent, and above all—

“Truckie, why aren’t you mad?” It slipped out, he hadn’t meant to say it, but it just slipped out.

“What’re you talking about? I’m pissed.” Engineer’s mouth quirked in one of those smiles that made his eyes crinkle and Sniper furrowed his brow before craning his neck to see that there was a bloodstained tie binding his wrists. The same tie he’d been bound with when Spy had fucked his brains out.

“You were pissed.” Sniper corrected him, feeling a little hope flare to life as he turned his head back to look at the crouching Texan in front of him. “Now you’re just sad.” He shifted so that he was more comfortable and hooked one of his legs around Engineer’s waist to pull him closer. “C’mon, Love… give us a hug. Y’look like you’re Travis about to shoot Ol’ Yeller.”

Engineer took a deep breath and shook his head. “Naw, I’m not that pitiful.” His hands busied themselves with Sniper’s shirt, and the bushman glanced down at the clicking metal and silent flesh working together as if they were meant to coincide on the same body.

“Engie, wot’re you—“ He was cut off with a pair of warm, chapped lips.

“I’m takin’ back what’s mine.” He murmured, stopping the kiss only when he felt Sniper go lax against him. “That alright?”

“You’re...” Sniper’s head was still spinning over the fact that Engineer wasn’t about to kill him for what he’d done. He didn’t want an explanation or apology. He didn’t want hugs and kisses and promises of faith.

This was the cost of his infidelity. One night of not-so-secret passion was equal to the death of a friend and teammate.

“If you wanted to be fucked, you just had to say so, darlin’.” Engineer’s hands danced across Sniper’s chest and stomach, taking their own pace and their own gentleness. Sniper tried to arch into the touches, but it only caused Engineer to withdraw his hands and grip his hips.

“Take me back, Engie.” Sniper said gruffly, locking his eyes with Engineer’s and trying to convey all the things that they knew he couldn’t say. “You’re welcome to it.”

Engineer’s Gunslinger slipped over to deftly undo Sniper’s belt, moving in ways that no human hand could have and getting the job done all the quicker. His warm hand slid up Sniper’s side while his Gunslinger worked at the front of those jeans.

Sniper’s wrists twisted and his hands clenched and unclenched as he fought his bonds. He wanted to make that tool belt drop away, hear it’s weight hit the concrete floor before he started on Engineer’s overalls. Engineer wasn’t moving fast enough—he wanted to feel the other man’s skin against his, taste his lips and feel his cock. Engineer had never taken him before...

He knew it was going to be thrilling.

By the time his cock hit the cool air of the room, Sniper was already half-hard with a strange mix of anticipation and gratitude. It further perked when Engineer started stripping off his own articles of clothing. The belt hit the floor with the most satisfying thud that Sniper had ever heard. The clips on the overalls were next. Their click made the bound assassin shiver as he lay exposed and watching with heated gaze.

Engineer was taking his sweet, sweet time.

Sniper was frustrated beyond belief.

“Truckie, please…” he hissed, his eyes begging the other man to get on with it.

Engineer chuckled low in his throat as he continued with his slow, elicit taunting. “Please?” He asked, slowly undoing his shirt with his Gunslinger hand.

Sniper’s gaze followed the moving gears as they undid the first button smoothly and then twitched along to ease the second through. He twisted and kicked his legs, trying to reach the other man with the tips of his boots. His ass scraped against the floor, but he ignored it. “Truckie, you’re killing me, get over here and fuck me already!” Sniper snapped, irritation beginning to creep into his voice.

“Did you ask him for it?” Engineer asked, still going at his own pace.

“No. Never. He wouldn’t let me—“ Sniper bit his tongue, realizing that he had let details slip.

“Tell me, darlin’… he wouldn’t let you fuck him, so you settled for it the other way around?” He undid a few buttons quickly while he spoke, but started going slower when Sniper shook his head. Then he started doing them back up.

“No, Truckie, no, I didn’t settle for it!” Sniper hissed, his face a pitiful picture as he saw what he wanted slipping away, and all because Engineer thought he was lying when he was telling the Godforsaken truth! “I told him no deal, and he caught my wrists and tied ‘em up…” Sniper’s eyes hungrily watched Engineer begin to undo his shirt again.

“Keep goin’.” Engineer prompted, undoing a button for every second Sniper kept speaking.

“Then, he started kissing me…” Engineer’s hand stopped with Sniper’s words, and the assassin swallowed before continuing. “He tasted like cigarettes and wine…” A few more buttons, then a pause again. “He pulled my pants off and started touching me, not on the prick, mind, but my legs and thighs… my ass and balls. He touched everything but what I wanted.” Engineer continued undressing himself, seeming satisfied that the truth was being told.

“Then he started… kissing my legs, hooking them over his shoulders and nuzzling my balls. I thought I was going to go insane if I didn’t get touched.” Sniper cleared his throat, his cock throbbing painfully at the memory. “God, I’m so hard… Truckie, lend us a hand, yeah?”

“Nope. Go on.”

“Engie…” Sniper’s voice wasn’t quite as pathetic as a whine, but it was damned close.

“Go on, unless you want these boxers to stay on.”

Sniper took a deep breath and closed his eyes, groaning as he leaned back and sighed. “He started licking my arse’ole, at first he was just flicking at it, but then he started pushing deeper and oh, hell, Truckie, it felt weird, but it was so damn good.” Sniper flicked his hips upward into the open air. “I wanted it after that… asked, begged, pleaded…” He turned his head away and pressed his face against his clothed bicep. “Truckie… I want to feel that again. What you feel when I’m inside you. I want that so bad it hurts.”

Warm skin brushed against Sniper’s legs, and he felt a metal hand grip one of his ankles, a warm hand grabbing the other roughly. He gasped when Engineer’s mouth enveloped his cock briefly. The stocky Texan’s tongue swirled once before he pulled back with a wet pop.

“Are you gonna go off and play with a Spy again when I’m not feelin’ as horny as you?” Engineer’s question was low and drawled out. Sniper knew that Engineer was doing that on purpose. He knew that it drove the Aussie up the wall.

“Only if a Spy’s my hand, mate. I swear…” Sniper gasped at the feel of Engineer’s tongue trailing itself along his cock down his balls and between his cheeks to probe the spot that he’d been begging for attention for the past few minutes. “Aw, Truckie, love… ‘at’s flaming aces, Eng.” He closed his eyes and reveled in the feeling, grunting when a finger took the place of the tongue and twisting and making unmanly noises when it burrowed itself deeper.

“Bloody… fucking… brilliant…” He loved the stretch, loved the carefulness that the Engineer showed him.

He wasn’t expecting Engineer’s cock so soon, but there was no way he would begin complaining now. A soft noise of discomfort was the only thing he let loose as his ass stretched to accommodate the new girth working its way into him in short little thrusts.

His hips couldn’t move to hasten the speed or put a greater force into the thrusts. He couldn’t get the leverage for such feats. Subjected only to Engineer’s merciful pounding, Sniper urged him on with gasps and groans according to what he wanted—“faster… harder… more…”—as well as praise when he did just as he needed—“Tuckie , God fucking save the Queen, you’re a beaut…”

When he finally came, it left him breathless and achingly satisfied. His body felt as if it had been pushed to the limits of strength and flexibility. His shoulders and hands were numb, and his back crackled when Engineer pulled away and let him stretch his legs out.

“I ain’t gonna be that nice the second time.” The Texan warned, kissing Sniper’s lips and licking away the sweat that had collected above his top lip. “Don’t let it happen again.”

“ ‘m yours, love.” Sniper told Engineer, watching him flick out his pocket knife and cut the tie. He wrapped his arms around Engineer’s waist before rubbing feeling back into his wrists as he pressed his cheek to Engineer’s stomach.

“Always have been.”
>> No. 12372
These are all fantastic! Thank you thank you thank you for making bottom sniper. Bottom dudes are like my kink you have no idea.

and the soldier shovel thing? (i)brilliant(/i)
>> No. 12376
Wow, okay. That Engie/ Sniper one was tons better than I'd expected. I like that you avoided a lot of stale tropes that I was baited into expecting. Just one thing, though. For some reason, it was hard to tell what was going on. The position Sniper was left in, and what not. It could just be me since I've had similar problems with bondage stories. I just sit there scratching my head and wondering, "What the hell's going on? It SOUNDS hot, but I... just don't KNOW."

>>67
Um... When you have two dudes fucking... One of them is probably going to be a bottom.
I'm sorry your comment just really doesn't make sense.
>> No. 12378
Oh! Also! Can I request Scout/Medic? Yes, top scout. Consenting, if you don't mind. People really love to write those two slashing/clubbing each other to death.
>> No. 12380
I am really enjoying these fics so far. You have some really creative plots paired with the interesting card scenarios. I'm eager to read more!

>>69 It's so much fun reading/writing that pairing slashing/clubbing each other to death though, you must admit (unless, of course, that really isn't your thing)! Although I agree, having them consenting to some romance is nice too.
>> No. 12381
The Engie/Sniper story is really well written, but Goddamnit, does every Sniper fic have to have him involved with Spy in some way?
>> No. 12382
You guys disappoint me. Why has Scootma or Pauling not been suggested yet?! Hell, let's slash 'em together.

We need ALL the tits.
>> No. 12383
>>68

I think s/he means that s/he likes Sniper a lot, and s/he prefers it when the favourite guy bottoms.

Some people don't care who tops and who bottoms as long as it's sex. Others prefer a specific character to top or bottom.
>> No. 12384
>>73 I know I do. In Engie/Soldier, I always prefer Engie to bottom, for example. Dunno why.

I second the need for Scootma/Pauling, though. Love to see some of that.

But DEAR GOD these are beautiful, and you are a beautiful person for doing this. They're seriously great, and the only grammatical thing I've seen wrong is using " it's " when you should used " its" . The latter is the possessive form. Other than that, they're absolutely perfect in my eyes.
>> No. 12386
Thanks Millia, that's exactly what I meant

I just really like the idea of this rugged kind of awkward australian guy begging to be fucked. I don't why, but theres something about a bottom sniper that hits all the right buttons for me.
>> No. 12389
>>67
Thanks!

>>68
I completely understand what you’re saying, and I’m glad that it sounded hot regardless of what was actually happening with Sniper’s body. When I write these, I kind of let the force guide me through what needs to happen and then run through it a few times to make sure that it sounds good before posting it. Someday I will realize that the readers are not carbon copies of me and interpret my words as I do.

>>69
As you wish. I love Con stuff. Especially romance and flowers. Romance and flowers are fucking magic.

>>70
I’m actually surprised I’ve been able to make plots for these things. A lot of the time I’m just wondering, “okay, why the fuck would they be having this kind of sex?”

>>71
Yes.

>>72
… BUT I’VE NEVER WRITTEN TWO WOMEN HAVING SEX BEFORE.
Oh, you… I will have to pull you aside later and have a talk with you about ruining the last little bit of innocence I had.

>>8
Scout/Medic
Jack of Clubs—Hot Sex in Hot Weather:
One way to beat the heat of sex in hot weather is to make love on a cool surface. Try porcelain bathtubs and marble or tile floors. (Or an autopsy table, fuck yes.) you may find your back too col but it’s always fun to rub each other to warm it up. Water beds are usually cool, especially if you strip off the bedcover and lie right on the plastic bladder. You can also try sex in a cool shower or tub. Lather eachother really thoroughly to keep yourselves slippery with all the water.
Autopsy table with the hose turned on.
The air conditioner had been broken for two days straight. Since Medic’s infirmary was buried the deepest in the base, it stayed cooler longer than anywhere else. Or, at least, that’s what Scout had told the rest of the team.

The autopsy table was the only metal surface long enough for him to lie down on. It was nice and cool against his back, and once the metal had absorbed enough of his body heat to become warm against his skin, he would simply switch to a different table.

Fuck, he hated the heat.

It never got this hot in Boston. Even in the middle of fucking July it never really reached 90. Engineer always told him that this was about what it was in Texas and he needed to suck it up—“quit your bitchin’, boy!”

Fuck that, he would bitch all he wanted.

He had just closed his eyes, reveling in the goose bumps fluttering across his skin from the newly cold autopsy table, when he heard the familiar click of jackboots on the floor. A groan left his lips, and he rolled over so that his chest was against the cold table—also, his bare cock. ‘Fuck pants,’ he had thought with a snort, ‘we’re all guys here, and Pyro’s like a robot or something. Pants will just make me hotter.’ Now, he kind of wished he had kept his underwear on. Maybe. He shifted his hips and a cooler bit of the table sent a pleasant jolt up his overheated little cock. Nope, underwear is for sissies.

“Herr Scout, what are you doing upon my autopsy tables?” Medic sounded a little perplexed to see a naked young man lying face down on his metal tables meant for the dead, but he didn’t sound angry. That was good.

Scout turned his head to see Medic admiring his dick-prints he’d left on the other table, shaking his head and muttering something in German before looking up at the youngster.

“Coolin’ down. It’s fucking hot in this base.” Scout thought it was obvious, but apparently not.

“Ah…” Medic stepped around the table he was at and walked over to the one Scout was on. His knee jerk reaction was get the hell out of there before Medic could shove a needle, or a probe or one of those faggy popsicle sticks in his mouth, but he really didn’t want to. He wanted all the time on this table that he could before it started warming up.

Medic didn’t even approach him, just the end of the table near his feet. He touched something—a faucet, by the soft squeak it made—and then, suddenly, cold as shit water started flooding the shallow lip that the autopsy table had surrounding it.

“Holy shitting fuckwads, that’s cold as balls, Doc!” Scout shivered a little, but he didn’t get up. It was too nice a sensation. He absently rolled over in the shallow water, sloshing a little out over the lip in the process.

His eyes followed Medic as the doctor walked around to stand at his side. “You are cleaning up this water when we are through.” Medic told him, fumbling with something under the table and beyond Scout’s sight.

“We?” Scout raised a brow and sat up a bit before Medic’s hand firmly pushed his head back down against the wet metal table.

“Stay there,” was Medic’s dry answer.

“If I see a knife, I’m gonna start screamin’.” Scout warned with a glare at the other man.

Medic glanced at him, an amused expression on his face as he pulled out a nozzle connected to a hose. “Are you sure that’s the only reason you will start screaming?” He asked, his eyes trailing along the young runner’s body.

“… you’re a real creep, y’know that?” Scout looked tense, and his eyes were still locked onto the hose in Medic’s hands.

“Ja, so I’ve been told.” Medic chuckled before pressing a button on the back of the nozzle. Cold water showered out and onto Scout’s hip, causing him to make a soft, happy noise. “And you seem to have a strange affinity for the cold.” Scout didn’t reply, just watched Medic move the nozzle down his leg and then up the other.

“This is… actually kind of nice, Doc…” Scout muttered, finding himself relaxing into the cool sensation of water running over his legs and, as Medic progressed, his arms and torso as well.

As the older man made his way up Scout’s body, he noticed that he didn’t have his lab coat on. His sleeves were rolled up to his elbows, and the first three buttons of his shirt were undone. His tie—something Scout couldn’t remember ever seeing the German without—was nowhere in sight. He could see curling chest hair above the collar of his undershirt, and wondered why there was so much more grey there than in his hair. Before he could think to ask, the spray of water trailed right across his cock, drawing a sharp breath from him.

It stayed longer there than it had anywhere else, and Scout’s eyes slowly drifted closed, his hips shifting at the sensation. Suddenly it started moving up again, up along his stomach and chest, up to his neck and across his face to his hair. He sighed softly, relaxing even more into the cool water that filled the shallow table.

This was awesome.

A warm hand suddenly enveloped his cock, and Scout’s eyes snapped open. “What the fuck?!” He struggled to sit up, but Medic’s hand with the nozzle pushed him back down.

“I am helping you cool off. The body releases an enormous amount of heat when stimulated—you will feel much better afterward.”

Scout frowned up at Medic, but his cock didn’t agree at all with his feelings of violation and discomfort.

Medic was a kind of scary guy when he didn’t get what he wanted. If all he wanted was to help Scout cool off, then who was he to fuck that up?

“If you say so, Doc.” Scout relaxed back again, unable to see Medic’s eyes behind the glare in his glasses. It’s not as if it mattered—he wouldn’t be able to read the doctor’s true intentions, anyway.

Medic continued his work with the hose, keeping Scout’s body cool while his other hand tended the young man’s cock. It wasn’t long until Scout was arching his hips and causing soft splashes as his ass came back down into the shallow water. “Fuck, Doc… what’re you doing down there, it’s like…” Scout took a deep breath when Medic’s hand twisted sharply around his shaft before adding pressure as he made his way toward Scout’s tip. “Fuck, it’s like you know my dick better than I do.”

“Technically, I do.” Medic told him, the hose still moving even as his hand descended to Scout’s base again. He was leaning closer, watching the lean chest rise and fall with Scout’s harsher breathing, and the twitching of muscles that wanted to move, but were forced to be still. Scout had never been this still or silent when his dick was being rubbed before. Granted, that’s because he couldn’t be still and jack himself off at the same time, but that wasn’t the point.

He could see Medic’s eyes now, he looked curious and intrigued by Scout’s reactions to his hand and the water nozzle. Scout’s hips arched up again and he forced back a soft groan that kept trying to escape. God, the man was good with his hand.

Medic chuckled and the nozzle went away, exposing Scout once again to the warmer air. He whined softly, trying to press his hands and arms as close to the table as he could, so that they would be cooler longer.

Another whine escaped his lips, but this one was due to Medic’s hand beginning to quicken it’s pace, alternating pressure in what seemed like a specific pattern that made Scout’s balls ache and his knees tremble as he struggled not to arch his hips up.

“You can fuck into my hand if you like.” Medic told him, an amused quality to his voice.

Scout didn’t need anymore invitation than that. The soft slap of splashing and skin against skin filled the room between ragged breaths and needy little noises from the young man on the table. He didn’t realize how nice it had felt, how fucking great it was to get that kind of intimate attention. If the cool water had been a ploy for his trust, then it had definitely worked. Whatever Medic wanted to do to him, with him, that was fine. Just as long as he didn’t stop what he was doing now.

When Scout came, his toes curled and his hips arched from the table. His eyes were clenched and his mouth was open in a hiss of delight. He sloshed more water off the table when he came back down and just lay there, soaking up the sensation of cool water on his heated skin.

“Well, I hope that you will clean up this mess before you go.” Medic told him, wiping his hand off on Scout’s stomach before turning to walk away.

“Hey… hey, Doc…” he waited until the doctor loomed over him again with a raised brow before asking, “you think if the air’s still busted tomorrow… we could so something like this again?”

The Medic smirked at him, and chuckled beneath his breath. “Perhaps I have a few more… cooling techniques that I can show you… we will see.”
>> No. 12390
Hey.

Can we do something with Saxton Hale?

Can that be a thing?

please?
>> No. 12391
(I'm from post 8 and I just want to say) This was BRILLIANT!
I couldn't stop grinning while reading this fic, you have no idea.
You did an amazing job, as per usual. I'd give you a smiley if it wasn't so frowned upon here.
>> No. 12408
My fiance and I would like to request scout orgies? like with like 3 or more scouts? like if there was a scout convention that turned into a full scale orgy! any ways ... just a thought.
>> No. 12410
>>78
It's the thought that counts. I love smilies. Glad you liked it.

>>77
>>79
Of course.

8 more pairings and I’ll be full up.

>>9
Scout/Engineer
3 of Spades—Oils:
Oil is such a simple way to enhance your lovemaking. You can get all sorts of oils in pharmacies or various scented erotic passion oils in sex shops. To be honest Wesson oil works just as well. The key to sex games with oils is patience. Actually patience is key in most other imaginative aspects of imaginative sex as well. Rub the oil on your lover’s body slowly and thoroughly. Cover every crevice and nook. Warm it before using it in a microwave if you like but test it first before pouring it on skin. Boiling oil will not turn on your lover. (Unless they’re a Pyro.)
Once you are done have your partner do the same to you. When you are both slippery, rubbing yourselves together is a natural thing to do. You’ll be surprised how good it feels. Some people keep a plastic tablecloth or sheet in their bedrooms to control the mess. Using oils in hotels and motels keeps the goo off your own sheets and is one of the reasons these places are so popular for sex.

:::::

“… Scout, what in tarnation are you doin’?”

“Sunbathin’, Hardhat, what’s it look like?” Scout snickered at Engineer’s expression: a mix of surprised disgust and curiosity. “I’m tired of you making fun of my tan lines, ya dick.”

Engineer frowned, his hands on his hips and his eyes carefully taking in the naked youth sprawled atop the 2fort battlements. “Out here in the open.”

“Yep. That’s where the sun is. Geeze, thought you had a PhD in science.”

“I have several scientific PhDs, Scout.” Engineer rolled his eyes and sat down next to Scout, letting his eyes follow the lightly perspiring skin from his neck, down the ridge of his back and to his tight little rump. It was so white compared to his forearms, face and neck, that Engineer had taken it upon himself to tease the younger man when they were in bed together. It was a nice contrast, the soft, white flesh beneath his own tanned and calloused hands.

He leaned over to pick up the brown bottle sitting next to Scout.

“Tanning oil?” He asked, a smirk on his lips. “Where’d you get this stuff?” He asked, opening the cap and taking a suspicious sniff.

“None o’ your damn business—Start rubbin’ it on my back, will ya?”

Engineer snorted at the Scout’s youthful cheek, but he was used to it by now. Beyond used to it, really. He scooted closer and upended the bottle so that he could get some on his hand before beginning to rub it into Scout’s back. It wasn’t quite as white as his rear, sporting a lighter tan than his face and arms, but it was still a contrast to Engineer’s own farm-tanned and -toughened hands.

The slick slide of the oil made Scout relax, but it was making Engineer tense as he remembered why he had come looking for Scout. He’d really been in the mood for some off-the-clock fucking. Usually they could grab a quickie in his nest before his Sentry gave the other team a chance to see what was going on behind that rocking dispenser, but it was nice to sit down and have a nice long screw every once in a while.

Things like this just complicated matters, though. If Scout would rather just lay out here and bake in the sun while he wanted to fuck, how could he broach the subject? “Hey, after I oil you up, let’s rub together until we’re gasping for God” or “you know what else this oil would be good for? Your dick in my ass,” are things that Scout would say or do.

Engineer was too mature for that. He could wait until Scout was ready to please him.

His index and middle fingers slipped down into the crevice of Scout’s ass cheeks.

He could wait.

“Getting kind of friendly down there, ain’t you?”

He suddenly realized that his hand was oiling the inside of Scout’s ass instead of the cheeks on the outside. He blushed and cleared his throat, withdrawing his hand to put more tanning oil on it. “Just… making sure I get everywhere.”

“Mhm…” Scout arched himself back against Engineer’s hand when he started rubbing the oil onto Scout’s ass cheeks again. “Engie, if you want this ass so bad, you can have it.” There was a teasing lilt to his voice, and Engineer knew that it wasn’t a real offer for right there on the battlements, right then in the midday sun.

That didn’t mean that he wouldn’t take it.

He unclipped his overalls and kicked off his work boots, prompting Scout to turn and watch him with a cocked eyebrow and a small smirk. “Dude, seriously? Out here?” He rolled onto his back and grabbed the bottle to rub some oil on his chest and stomach.

Engineer stole the bottle back as soon as he was stripped down to his underwear and flipped Scout back over again.

“But that side was done—! Oh…” Engineer’s hands started working the oil more fervently into his back, wrenching a sigh from the young runner and prompting him to relax beneath the large hands rubbing the oil into his skin and the stress from his back. “Dude… we should do this more often. Massages are awesome.”

A soft chuckle left Engineer’s throat, but he didn’t reply. He was too focused on getting enough oil out of the bottle so that he could prepare Scout’s ass. The young man arched and gasped like he always did, his leg muscles quivering in delight as Engineer stretched and thrusted and wiggled his fingers up into him. “You like my fingers bein’ up your ass too much, kid.”

“Yeah… so?” Scout gasped, his hands clenched into fists against the wood of the battlements. “Fuuuuuck, Engie, hurry up! Need a dickspenser here-“

“Shut up, son.” Engineer grumbled as he finally pushed his cock into the Scout beneath him.

When he leaned forward against Scout’s slick back, he circled his hands around the kid’s wrists, easily engulfing the skinny appendages as he moved with the younger man. Scout arched and flexed and pushed back on him, eager to feel those sparks of pleasure when Engineer hit deep inside him at just the right angle. He shivered at the feel of now-greasy chest hair slipping against his oiled back, and the firm grip that Engineer maintained on his wrists even as his powerful upper arms pushed back into the Scout’s shoulders to draw him back with more force upon his cock.

“Fuck, Engie… just… fuck.”

Engineer’s teeth found Scout’s ear and he bit the lobe sharply in retaliation. “Coulda done this in my workshop, or your room, but you just had to be up here, toasting your ass for all the base to see.”

“Could’ve just asked, you sick prick.” Scout replied, rolling a thrust from his shoulders along his back and all the way through his hips to jolt Engineer’s cock inside him. He groaned at the sensation, and the punishment of another nip to his ear as well as a particularly rude thrust from his fuck buddy.

“Yeah, and then spent an hour yelling all over the base why I want to have sex with you.”

“I only—shit—do that because it’s fucking hil—Jesus, Engie, Christ Almighty—what was I saying…?”

“That we’re going back to your room after this for another round.” Engineer supplied, slipping his slick hands down Scout’s body to his hips so that he could tug them up to get a better angle.

“Oh… yeah.” Engineer reached around to feel Scout’s cock—it was still hard, so he roughly pushed Scout’s shoulders down so that he wasn’t supporting himself on his elbows anymore and gingerly wrapped his other hand around Scout’s cock, jerking him off in time with his quick, hard thrusts.

They never came at the same time, no matter how elaborately Engineer might try to plan it. He tried letting himself go when he felt Scout tense around him, but it was always too early, or too late.

As they lay together, both covered in tanning oil and sweat and spunk in the hot, 2fort sun, Engineer wondered if that just meant that they weren’t compatible. Not that he had been looking for anything too permanent with Scout. He was an excellent lay, certainly, though he really needed to work on keeping his huge-ass teeth in check when he gave blowjobs.

Engineer sighed and sat up after a bit, beginning to collect his clothes.

“So… my room, round two. Meet you there when I can walk straight again.” Scout grinned up at him, that little satisfied half-grin he got dimpling one of his cheeks.

Engineer smiled down at him and finished clipping his overalls on before bending down to sling the naked Scout over his shoulder. “Walking ain’t the only way to get places, little buddy.”

“Dude, you’re like my trained horse.” Scout announced, slapping Engineer’s ass and earning the reward of a stinging swat to his exposed posterior. He snickered and made horse jokes all the way back to his room, while Engineer punished him accordingly each time.
>> No. 12412
YES.
>> No. 12421
I have got to say, all of these make me very happy in my pants. The sensory details are especially lovely - and even with the summer heat I've got going on here, Scout's own escape from that was vivid enough to give me some respite of my own just from reading it. Kudos on that front.

And I'll echo the chorus of bottom Sniper, because it's a very lovely thing.
>> No. 12426
dickspencer.

dickspencer

dickspencer

why is that so in character for scout I can't even
>> No. 12433
All of these are so great.

How about some Medic/Scout/Engie? Consensual on all behalfs, please.
>> No. 12434
Pyro and Spy, please! Doesn't matter what gender pyro or who is dominant. Dubcon is a must, though, yessss
>> No. 12437
>>83
Because Scout is magical with words and making them into naughty words.

>>85
Derp... how do I dubcon? I'll see if I can pull this off.

I meant to have this up earlier, but then I started playing tf2... ahem...

>>10
Engineer/Pyro
2 of Spades—Blindfolded Sex:
Lots of people make love in dark rooms and even more close their eyes during sex, at least at the critical moment. The thing that makes blindfolded sex a bit more exciting is the knowledge that your partner can see you and you can’t see them. The blindfolded party has the helpless feeling that many find thrilling: feeling helpless while their lover is virtually in total control. It’s a great combination and a very simple way to get into more imaginative sex. Be sure to use a comfortable blindfold. Something soft and opaque and large enough to really cover the eyes. Using a handkerchief that you can practically see through and that falls off halfway through the game ruins the effect. To make imaginative sex work, spend a few moments to do it right.
:::::

It was so strange to find out that Pyro “like liked” him.

It had come in the form of a note. A little piece of stationary in purple penning with unicorns prancing through fields of brightly colored candy flowers.

A small poem, much like he had written in middle school before he discovered his true love—Science.

I know you can’t see
The blushes I make.
I know you can’t hear
The deep breaths I take.
I know you can’t see
The love I have.
I know you can’t understand
The hugs I gave.

But still…
I like it when you don’t pull away.
I like it when you tell me to stay.

I sit in the corner,
Silence abound,
And through it all,
Love and peace I have found.

I want to pursue this. Meet me on the roof tonight.


Engineer stared at the note for a long time, sitting there on that roof. He’d wasn’t really interested per se… after all, he didn’t know if Pyro really appealed to his tastes. Of course, he allowed the touches and hugs because he was a friendly sort of man—providing that you didn’t hurt his machines, question his intelligence, or back sass him.

He glanced at his watch and sighed before standing. Maybe Pyro knew that he would just want to talk, and that made the quiet little guy too afraid to show.

Just as he thought about staying for another half-hour—just to be sure—he heard the sound of a boot scuffing behind him.

Thick cloth settled over his eyes, and his hands darted up to pull at it before he heard a voice he was used to hearing muffled.

“Don’t. I want to talk, but I do not want you to see me. Not yet.” The voice was too gravelly to be a woman’s, but there was a sweetness in it and a pitch too fine to outright be a man’s voice. “Please, Engie…”

His hands followed the thick cloth around to rest on the trembling hands, still gloved. He patted the backs gently and smiled a little.

“Yeah, alright, Pyro. Just take it easy. ‘N’ don’t tie this thing too tight, y’hear?”

Warm breath ghosted across his ear, in a laugh—too warm. It was a strange sensation. He felt a gentle tug before the gloved hands fell away from his new blindfold.

“Alright, then…” he wasn’t sure where to begin.

Pyro knew just what it wanted, though.

:::::

It was searing, the heat that Pyro gave off. Engineer shivered as the firebug’s mouth took more of him in. Scarred fingertips, just as hot and gentle as the tongue that danced along his shaft, carefully pressed against the base of his shaft before tracing trails of warmth up to meet its own lips.

“Good God Almighty, Pyro…” he whispered, surprised that he was getting so much enjoyment from touch alone. Engineer was a visual kind of man, but Pyro hadn’t let him remove the blindfold even once. Being a respectful man, he honored this wish.

It had only given Pyro the drop on him when it inched closer and suddenly started touching and massaging. It hadn’t taken long before Engineer allowed Pyro to unzip him, figuring that the other might be more comfortable with him if he was free with it.

Some decisions are made with good intentions and end up with an Engineer writhing mindlessly beneath a faceless lover on his workshop floor.

This was one such decision.

Pyro’s tongue was as skillful as it was impish, teasing and pestering Engineer’s cock into rocketing jolts of pleasure from the base of Engineer’s spine to the tip of his toes. His legs were tense and motionless, as if afraid that moving might provoke Pyro into pulling back and running away.

It was a flighty thing, his Pyro. Always muttering about how it should go, and racing for the door if he asked if he could remove his blindfold yet.

That was nothing compared to the time he had rested his hand on its face. Pyro hadn’t come around for a week after that, but then showed up like nothing happened. Engineer was allowed to touch its face anytime he wanted now.

His rough hands pulled lightly at the short hair, the tips of his fingers tracing the mostly faded scars beneath the slightly greasy locks. Then they travelled down to the cheeks, mapping the ridges and valleys caused by extensive burn damage. He could gently trace a finger along where the Pyro’s left ear used to be, now it was merely a hole with some melted skin forming a rough hill where the cartilage used to be.

He traced his hands along the blockish jaw, feeling the lack of symmetry and mapping the ridges of the leftside against the smoothness of the right. He could complete a face, drawing it in his mind’s eye as his trembling fingers traced up the swell of Pyro’s right cheek and the dip of its left. He could see a perfect face, or he could visualize the reality.

Somehow, he couldn’t imagine liking the perfect face more than what was really there.

“Oh, darlin’…” he whispered, rolling his hips up into Pyro’s mouth with a soft groan. Pyro mimicked his noise, and the vibrations coupled with the beautiful heat of the firebug’s mouth brought Engineer over the edge.

He felt the scarred fingers gently tuck him back into his overalls, and he caught them quickly before Pyro could pull away and run from him. He pulled, and Pyro fell into his chest, lips pressing to his almost hesitantly.

“Engineer, I still have your—“

Engineer’s tongue dove into that warm mouth, ignoring the taste of himself and focusing on the spicy heat beyond. He pulled back just as Pyro began to respond, and pulled Pyro’s hands up to rest over the blindfold.

It didn’t struggle, or protest, and Engineer felt like he had finally won a victory when the cloth slipped from his cool blue eyes and met Pyro’s warm brown.
>> No. 12438
Oh god, all of these are so great! No matter the pairing, I can't help but love them all.
If you're still taking in pairing requests, would Engineer/Ms. Pauline be alright? Or any het with Engineer.
>> No. 12439
Oh god, all of these are so great! No matter the pairing, I can't help but love them all.
If you're still taking in pairing requests, would Engineer/Ms. Pauline be alright? Or any het with Engineer.
>> No. 12440
Damn these are amazing.

Do you mind if I request something cute with Pyro/Scout? Preferably, fem!Pyro, but either works.
>> No. 12444
ahhh the Engie/Pyro one... so good. A wonderful fill, I'll be rereading it often.
>> No. 12446
Alrightttt, after 89, there are only 4 more request spots open.

Thanks to everyone who's been enjoying these so far! Your support means a lot.

>>11
Heavy/Scout
10 of Diamonds—Sexy Clothes:
Here’s a game that is not only fun but will help you clean out your closets and use up that t-shirt collection that you can’t wear out. Make your own sexy clothes by taking old stuff and cutting out peek holes in all the good places. Crotchless old jeans and shirts with nipple holes are a good start. Color them with magic markers or draw directions on just where your lover should start and go. When you start love making you don’t even have to worry about spills and lotions. Just smear everything around and throw them out at the end of your session. Don’t put them in the Good Will or Salvation Army collection box.

Heavy just stared at the Scout lounging before him. He had never seen the boy so… well, for lack of a better word, cocky. They had kissed and wrestled and dry humped before, but had never really quite taken that last step into a full-fledged sexual relationship.

He supposed that this was Scout’s way of doing just that.

The young man was lounging on Heavy’s bed, all the extra pillows arranged around him so that he was reclining instead of lying flat. His shirt was off, but that wasn’t anything new. If Scout didn’t have to look presentable, he sure as hell wasn’t going to. Heavy had learned that early on.

The strange thing wasn’t that he was shirtless, lounging on a plethora of pillows and wiggling his eye brows suggestively. It wasn’t the nervous sweat on his lip, or the way his toes curled when Heavy’s eyes followed his long, lean body. It was the pants he was wearing. They were a pair of jeans that Heavy had seen many times before. There was a stain from where Scout had started making out with him before he could finish cleaning Sasha right there on the knee. However, the crotch was missing—messily cut out and it looked like a permanent marker had been taken to them, drawing arrows up from his mid-thigh toward his crotch.

Mouth goes here.

Heavy swallowed the lump forming in his throat and carefully swung Sasha up onto his work table. He would need to clean her before he went to sleep, but this anomaly needed investigating first.

As he approached the bed, Scout grinned cheekily and stroked himself a few times.

“Alright, big guy… I know I gotta spell everything out for you, so here it goes.” Scout took a deep breath and shifted so that he was on his knees, putting his weight back toward his hips so that he was able to balance. It also pushed his mostly-hard cock further into the air. “This is my cock. You are my hump-buddy, and we’re gonna be fuck-buddies now. Ya dig?”

Heavy considered Scout’s words, understanding most of what he had said despite his atrocious accent and the speed at which he spoke. “Hmmm…” a rumble settled in Heavy’s chest as he eyed Scout. The youth didn’t look like he was about to back down from this stance, though most others wouldn’t even attempt to order around four hundred pounds of raw power.

“C’moooooon, you see how hard this thing is?” Scout was whining now, his hand still gently stroking himself. “Okay, okay, if you don’t like that one, you’ll fucking love this.” He tottered from side to side until his back was facing Heavy. “Alright, okay, so…”

At first, it looked like nothing was wrong with the back, but as soon as Scout bend over, Heavy saw the rent in the back seam split open and more words written up the back of his legs. He tilted his head slightly to read the messily scribbled print.

Dick goes here was written along the back of one leg.

Finger goes here was along the other, arrows pointing toward the pert hole that was also displayed.

He let out a soft chuckle and quietly made his way closer when Scout started babbling again.

“Or like… anything. Finger, dick, bullet, Sasha, Natascha, your tongue… oh, man, especially your tongue…” His elbow started moving, and Heavy heard the soft sound of skin slapping skin as Scout began to jack himself off harder.

“Little Scout should not come before I have a chance to play.” Heavy rumbled disapprovingly, hooking his hand into the waistband of Scout’s ruined jeans and tugging him around so that he was laying on his back, his hand still jerking around his cock. The younger man’s hand slowed to a stop and his breathing visibly quickened at the implications.

“Fuck yeah, okay, that’s cool… I can like… you know, come multiple times. Just give me a short make out breather and I’ll be—“ Heavy cut him off with a kiss, his hand taking over for Scout’s and wrenching a moan from the youth.

“Scout needs to talk less.” He murmured against the searching lips before he began suckling his way down the bobbing throat, fluttering chest and heaving stomach. Scout’s breathing sounded like he had just run a marathon, and Heavy felt the damp tip of the young man’s cock with his thumb before dragging his hand down the denim fabric to hook Scout’s leg over his shoulder.

“Oh, God, man…” Heavy wasn’t even touching Scout’s cock with his lips yet, just ghosting his warm, moist breath across his leaking head. He gasped and cursed a few more times before Heavy gave up his playfulness and wrapped his lips around his little lover.

Scout came quickly from the blowjob and lay gasping on the bed, grinning up at Heavy like he was the happiest Scout in the world—and he probably was at that particular moment. Heavy got up from the bed and walked over to begin cleaning Sasha.

He figured that the Scout would fall asleep, and leave him to tend his gun in peace; he looked tired enough for it.

As soon as Heavy finished disassembling Sasha, he felt lazy arms drape over his shoulders. “Alright, let’s go.” Hips pushed against his back and withdrew before pressing forward again. “C’monnnn…”

“Scout, I am working—“ lips pressed against his neck and snuck up to part for an inquisitive tongue right beneath his ear.

“What’d I tell ya?” He asked, reaching around to take one of Heavy’s thick wrists in his hand and bringing it around to press against his rear. “Fingers and dicks go here. A’ight?”

Heavy sighed and put his cleaning rag down. When he turned to look at Scout, it was with a strange fondness that he usually reserved for his guns. He picked up the smaller man and set him on his lap, his hand squeezing between the tight cheeks and pulling a gasp from Scout.

“Right.”
>> No. 12447
Oh man, I loved this last one. Your characterization of both of them is great, but especially Heavy. Scout has come? Okay, Sasha is now clearly higher priority. Awesome.
>> No. 12448
Checking this thread has become a daily ritual for me and it always pays off.

As for request, how about Demoman/Engineer?
>> No. 12451
Spy/Pauling.

Because it's a pretty backed-up ship.
>> No. 12454
Spy/Soldier please?
>> No. 12455
I second Spy/Soldier. But, if possible, I'd much prefer it with Soldier topping, please.
>> No. 12456
Alright, that's it for requests, then.
>> No. 12457
Heavy/Scout is the best! My day has been made, man.
>> No. 12458
Thirding Spy Soldier.
>> No. 12459
I like the idea of spy/soldier, but you could you do soldier/scout also? I never see that pairing.
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