1 . Name: BluScoutMama @ 2012-06-27 18:13

I wanted to write my own version of Syberfox's awesome as Hell comic “Malpractice”. I've wanted to do it since I read it, so here goes nothing. Beta'd by TeratoMarty, and I thank him deeply for working on it with me for over a month.

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Medic panted softly to himself as he pumped his hand up and down along his cock, leaning back on his other hand that had been placed upon his bed. He could feel the hardness of his shaft in his hand, and figured that it would only be a few more minutes before he would reach his much needed climax.
Masturbation hadn't really been much of a problem for Medic here at 2Fort; he was usually safe in the privacy of his own living quarters, and nobody really bothered him while he was in here out of fear that he would take off a limb or insist upon a “routine physical” and they would end up with another dove implanted in their chest.

Medic's heart was fluttering slightly as he scraped a finger across the head of his cock, and he groaned in pleasure as he gently squeezed.

So enraptured in his pleasure, Medic failed to notice that somebody was knocking on his door and calling out his name. He also failed to notice that he hadn't locked the door like he usually did.

So he was greatly surprised when he heard “Doc! Y'okay, mate?” as he heard the door slam open. He snapped his eyes open just as Sniper waltzed into the room, giving a jaunty wave and a “G'day!”

A dead silence filled Medic's room as the smile faded from Sniper's face as he stared at Medic, who still had his hand grasping his now-going-limp cock. A cold sweat broke out all over Medic as Sniper continued to stare in either horror or fascination, raising a finger to his lips.

“Uh... I...” Medic stuttered as he felt his face growing dark red from sheer embarrassment. What could he say? Oh, Herr Sniper! I'm sorry that you walked in on me masturbating, could you please leave me alone while I finish? No, Medic couldn't say that. He hastily tucked his cock back into his pants, hoping that he could blow this over somehow.

Medic was massively surprised and shocked when Sniper grinned and walked over to him, seizing him by the wrists. Medic had instinctively tried to crawl backwards on the bed and away from Sniper, and this only prompted Sniper to pull Medic towards him.

“No! Nein!” Medic said as Sniper raised Medic's hands above his hand, taking notice of the fact that Medic's lab coat was draped over his erection.

“Ya sure, Doc?” Sniper whispered hotly into his ear, giving it a tender lick with his tongue. With a grunt of effort, Medic again tried to break free of Sniper's grip. The two of them tumbled onto Medic's bed, the older man being pinned facedown by Sniper.

“Off! Get off of me, dummkopf!” Medic grunted as he tried to heft the Australian off of him. Sniper chuckled softly into his ear before glaring ahead, his face stony and annoyed.

“Alright, I know you're here spook! Come out!” Sniper said in annoyance. Only now did Medic notice the soft fragrance of spicy cologne and cigarette smoke.

“Gentlemen...” Spy said as he faded into view in a wisp of red smoke, a smug look on his face. Both Medic and Sniper looked up at him; Medic's face one of surprise while Sniper's was one of annoyance.

“What are you doin' here, Spy?” Sniper asked with a possessive tone in his voice. He clung closer to Medic as Spy crossed his arms over his chest, his smile widening. Medic had this nasty feeling that Spy was into voyeurism and he had been hiding in Medic's room the whole time, watching as Medic unceremoniously jerked off. That, or he had snuck in while Sniper was busy with Medic.

“I could be asking the same thing of you, Sniper. It seems that we are all three in a rather intéressant situation...” Spy said, looking straight at Medic with a gleam in his eyes.

“Oi! Nobody needs your help here, spook! Doc and I are just fine on our own! Now git!” Sniper said harshly, waving his hand at Spy as if to shoo him away. Spy didn't look amused as he too glared at Sniper, his features briefly softening as he looked over at Medic once again.

“You misunderstand me, Monsieur. What I mean is that our poor docteur is in need of some... Relief. You are in need of relief as well. As it so happens, I myself need some relief. What I wish to propose is that we partake and relieve each other through various means, if you catch my drift. It could be fun...” Spy said simply with a smile. Up above Medic, Sniper looked thoughtful.

“N-nein! I am not a sex toy! What are you two doing in mein room, anyway?! I did not-” Medic started to protest; perhaps the two would listen and leave him to finish up what he had started. But Spy simply sauntered forward and grabbed Medic's tie, pulling him forward as if on a leash. He smiled at Medic, who only stared back at Spy with a startled look on his face.

“Permettez-moi de vous aider...” Spy purred as he placed his gloved hands upon Medic's face, pulling it closer to his. Medic watched with alarm as Spy closed his eyes and gently pressed his soft silky lips to his own. Medic squeezed his eyes shut out of mild discomfort, but the moment Spy's tongue slipped past his lips, Medic relaxed into the kiss. Spy expertly swirled his tongue around in the right spots in Medic's mouth, and Medic moaned softly. Undoubtedly, Medic's cock began to plump up again as the two of them continued to kiss.

Medic's eyes snapped open when he suddenly felt himself being wrenched away from Spy. He felt arms wedge themselves underneath his armpits, and found himself being leaned back against Sniper's chest.
“Gotcha.” Sniper said huskily into his ear, peering over Medic's shoulder at Spy in triumph. Spy merely looked at Sniper with a look that said, “How rude”.

Medic allowed himself to be reclined into Sniper's back as he leaned back onto the bed, Medic in his arms. Sniper rested his face against Medic's neck as he placed his hands upon Medic's belt buckle.

“V-vas...?” Medic said, placing his own trembling hands upon Snipers. He had just unbuckled his belt, and Medic felt him smile against his neck.

He gasped sharply when he felt Sniper's hand dive into his boxers, finding Medic's cock and grasping it.

“Heh heh... Y'like that. I know ya do.” Sniper whispered hotly into Medic's ear as he once again licked the shell. Sniper was satisfied with a low groan from Medic as he freed Medic's now hard dick from his boxer shorts, pumping his hand up and down. He was rewarded with louder moans and wanton noises from Medic. Sniper could feel his own pants growing tight as he jerked Medic off.

“Ah! Hah...Ah! S-Sniper!” Medic cried out as Sniper stuck a finger into his mouth, breathing erotically in his ear. Nearby, Spy stood watching. He watched the scene with a cigarette in his mouth, no readable expression on his face.

Deciding that he was not going to be the one left out, he shrugged off his coat and allowed it to drop to the floor at his feet. With cat-like grace, he crawled onto the bed in front of a moaning Medic. Sniper paid him no mind as he continued to stroke Medic.

“I don't think you'll need these anymore, Docteur.” Spy whispered into the older man’s ear as he seized a hold of the waistband of Medic's trousers. In one swift movement, Spy had pulled Medic's pants off with a grin on his face. Medic looked up in surprise as Spy unceremoniously tossed the discarded pants to the floor, exposing Medic's red boxers adorned with white medical crosses.

“How charming.” Spy said as he looked at Medic's cock with much interest. Sniper leaned Medic back more into his lap, watching as Spy stood up from the bed. He undid the fly on his pants, freeing his own rock hard erection for the two before him to see. Without a word, Spy brought his cock towards Medic's face. Medic looked up with mild surprise, and was only slightly disappointed when Sniper pulled him back towards him and away from Spy's dick.

“Um... Nah... Not like that, Spy.” Sniper said gruffly as he grasped onto Medic. For a moment, Medic couldn't figure out what Sniper was up to.

“If ya want to do it professionally, ya gotta do it like this!” Sniper said as he quite suddenly shoved Medic forward, causing Medic to fall on all fours upon the bed. Medic looked back nervously at Sniper as he lifted Medic's hips towards his groin. He thrust his confined erection against Medic's ass, and God did it feel good.

Medic looked down and away from Sniper in embarrassment as he felt his fingers hook around the waistband of Medic's boxer shorts, a cool breeze ghosting across his ass. From behind, he could hear the zipper of Sniper's pants being pulled down.

“Wait one moment, Bushman. You claim to be a professional. If you are indeed a professional, then where is the lubricant?” Spy asked Sniper, pointing at Medic.

“Lube? Ah, I didn't think about that...” Sniper admitted embarrassingly. Down below, Medic was panting and eager. Dammit, he was already denied release once; he would not be denied again.

“T-the top drawer...” Medic faintly whispered, feeling his cock give an irritable twitch. Both Sniper and Spy looked down at him.

“Pardon?” Spy said with half-lidded eyes.

“The lube... It's in the top drawer of mein nightstand...” Medic said in a clearer tone this time. He prayed that he would not have to repeat himself again. Thankfully, he knew he didn't have to say it again when he was rewarded with a soft kiss from Spy.

“Merci.” Spy said softly as he sat up from his position on the bed. Medic could faintly hear Spy humming a quiet tune as he nonchalantly reached into the drawer of his nightstand, rummaging around until he found the elusive tube of lubricant.

“Here you go, Sniper.” Spy said as he casually tossed the tube to Sniper.

“Cheers mate.” Sniper replied as he caught the lube in his hand, unscrewing it with eager hands. Hands that had taken the lives of men from a long distance away. Hands that were capable of bringing about immense pleasure.

“Öffnen breit, Docteur...“ Spy murmured sweetly against Medic's hair as he guided his shaft once more to Medic's awaiting mouth. When Medic stared slightly at him, Spy gently pried Medic's mouth open with a gloved hand. He earned a look of indignation from Medic, but ignored it.

He had just placed the head of his cock against Medic's lips when Medic froze, his eyes shifting as far as they could to the left. He had heard the tell-tale sound of lubricant being squirted onto Sniper's fingers. Medic stuttered incoherently when Sniper spread his ass with the other hand.

“Ah, Herr Sniper...!” Medic started, but was silenced when Spy seized the opportunity and placed his cock into Medic's mouth.

“Don't worry about him, Medic.” Spy said as Medic stared at Spy's cock. He... He did it! He never thought that he would have another man's penis in his mouth, but here it was. It... It wasn't that bad.
Unsure of what to do, Medic lightly sucked on Spy's cock. Spy leaned his head back and smirked, placing his hand on the back of Medic's neck to guide him.

“Try moving your tongue a little.” Spy said huskily as he lightly stroked Medic's neck. How soft his glove was! The leather was smooth and felt slightly warm as Spy guided him with an experienced hand.

At that moment, Medic felt Sniper's finger enter his ass. He moaned loudly at the foreign sensation, and unintentionally took up Spy's whole cock in his mouth. Behind him, Sniper chuckled softly as he swirled his finger around. When his finger brushed against Medic's prostate, Medic moaned again, his tongue caressing Spy's dick. Spy too moaned in appreciation.

When Sniper pulled out his finger, Medic felt a shudder run through him. He knew what would come after the finger.

When something much larger than Sniper's finger smacked against his entrance, Medic froze with Spy's cock still in his mouth. Again, he heard the sound of lube being squirted out of the rolled-up tube. Sniper generously squirted lubricant onto his rock-hard cock, some of it dripping down Medic's ass cheeks. The sensation made Medic squirm and groan around Spy's hard cock.

“Brace yaself, Mate...” Sniper growled as he pressed the head of his cock against Medic's ass. With one thrust, Sniper entered. Oh God, was it tight. Absolutely hot and tight, as if Medic's ass was designed to fit his cock and his cock alone.

Medic wailed long and loud, wrenching himself off of Spy's shaft. Spy's face was flushed red as he smiled a shaky smile at Medic, placing his cock once more into Medic's mouth. Medic moaned around it, sending vibrations through the pulsating organ.

“Yeah... Take it, Doc...” The Australian whispered against Medic's ear as he steadily began to thrust in and out. All Medic could manage were gasps and moans. At first, it had hurt horribly. But once Sniper began to move, it felt so blissful.

The mattress creaked quietly as Sniper fucked Medic, Spy fucking Medic's face. Spy was muttering something in what Medic believed was hushed Spanish as Sniper bit and licked at Medic's ear, reaching into Medic's white shirt to pinch and rub at a nipple.

Medic instinctively reached for his own shaft, which felt largely ignored at this point. Just as his shaky hand reached it, Sniper pulled it back. Medic released Spy's cock and turned his head to look at Sniper, ignoring the fact that he had a stream of drool and precum running down the side of his mouth.

“Ah ah ha... Not now, Doc...” Sniper growled softly in his ear as he wrenched Medic away from Spy, situating Medic in a sitting position on Sniper's lap. This sensation felt so wunderbar, and Medic wailed once more when Sniper began thrusting again.

“Ah! Ah Gott! It's just...Ah!” Medic gasped out as he rode Sniper's cock. Spy grinned softly and leaned down to kiss Medic once more.

“Vous êtes si belle, Docteur... ” Spy whispered against Medic's lips as he trailed a hand slowly down Medic's abdomen before grasping Medic's ignored dick. He stroked up and down as he continued to kiss Medic, the German pulling away to whimper in pleasure. Spy continued to kiss Medic softly on his cheek as he stroked lovingly.

It was over all too soon as Spy sat back up, putting his cock back into Medic's face. This time, Medic didn't need Spy to put it in; he willingly took it into his mouth and sucked.

“Mmmmh...” Medic moaned softly as he placed delicate kisses onto Spy's shaft. Spy looked up again, his mouth open and panting as Medic continued to kiss Spy's shaft lovingly.

“Ohhh... Mon dieu...” Spy purred quietly as he closed his eyes in sheer bliss.

This time, Sniper grasped a hold of Medic's dick. He furiously slid his hand up and down as he continued to fuck the moaning doctor. Medic delicately licked the head of Spy's cock as he grit his teeth, wailing a wanton moan as Sniper thrust hard at a particularly delicate spot.

“Oh! Again, Liebe!” Medic cried out as Sniper continued to thrust. He was suddenly pulled away yet again from Spy's cock, and Medic looked back in slight disappointment at the sudden absence of Sniper's well-placed thrusts.

“C'mere, Doc...” Sniper said, pulling Medic's face towards his own. When he placed a coffee-tasting kiss upon Medic's lips, Medic moaned into it. Spy didn't look terribly pleased at the idea of Sniper kissing Medic; he was more irritated that Medic had stopped sucking on his cock.

“Ah! M-mein Gott!” Medic moaned as Sniper suddenly started to once again jerk Medic off furiously, reclining Medic back so that he was resting on Sniper's front.

“Uuuhh...” Medic whimpered as he felt his body beginning to clench. That familiar feeling was starting to emerge, and fast.

“Now Doctor, now...” Sniper hissed into Medic's ear as he licked it with his hot, wet tongue. In the second that it took for Sniper to say it, Medic gave a loud cry of ecstasy as he finally came in Sniper's hand. Semen spurted onto the mattress in between Medic's legs, clashing with the red sheets. Medic's whole body trembled as Sniper milked him, huffing loudly in his ear.

When he was for sure that he was finished, Medic leaned forward and panted loudly. He was thankful that Sniper was holding him up; otherwise he would have collapsed on the bed face-first.

Spy gave a grunt of frustration, and took up Medic's face in his hand. At first, Medic had his eyes closed. They snapped open and looked at Spy in confusion when he brought his cock into his face, jerking off furiously.

“M-merde...” Spy fairly growled as he finally came. Right into Medic's face. White semen splattered onto Medic's face and glasses, who winced in a humiliated sort-of fashion. Spy huffed as he continued to ejaculate onto his teammates face.

When he saw Medic attempting to wipe the semen off of his face, Spy knelt down and smiled softly at Medic. Perhaps he had gone too far.

“Here... Allow me.” Spy said quietly as he swiped two fingers across Medic's semen-drenched face. When he had gotten a good amount of semen onto his fingers, he brought the fingers to Medic's mouth. Medic obediently opened his mouth, tasting the bitter salt of semen.

When Spy pressed a gentle kiss to Medic's cheek, he turned towards Spy and kissed him back. It was tender, loving, apologetic...

“Aw, bloody hell!” grimaced Sniper from behind Medic. Suddenly, he tackled Medic down onto the bed. Medic grasped onto Spy as if he were a lifeline as Sniper suddenly thrust violently.

“Ah! Ah! Ah fuck!” Sniper growled through gritted teeth as he gave one final thrust, coming deep inside of Medic. Some of the semen spurted out of Medic's ass as Sniper huffed loudly.

“G-Gott im Himmel...” Medic whispered as he covered his eyes. Sniper's semen was hot and copious and seemed to fill up Medic entirely.

After several moments, Sniper pulled out of Medic with a small grunt. Medic looked up wearily at the panting and sweating Sniper, and suddenly found himself giving Sniper a tender kiss on the cheek.
Sniper decided to return the kiss as Spy stood up, tucking his now softening cock back into his pinstriped trousers. With a smile and a soft chuckle, Spy sat down on the couch that was sitting on the opposite side of Medic's bed. He casually lit a cigarette and put it into his mouth, taking out another one and lighting it.

“Didn't I tell you that it would be fun, Bushman?” Spy asked in a tone as if he was asking about the weather. Sniper sat up to look at Spy, also tucking his dick back into his pants.

“Yeah, I guess you were right Mate.” Sniper said as he got up from the bed to go sit down next to Spy. Medic looked at the two of them, still panting and red-faced. Both of them were smirking at him.

“Ahem...” Medic cleared his throat as he re-adjusted his tie, giving the two of them the snootiest look he could muster.

“Something wrong, Doc?” Sniper asked, the smile not leaving his face. Medic stood up from the bed, ignoring the pain that had built up in his body as he walked over and took his place in between the two men whom he had just engaged in sexual intercourse with.

“While I will admit that what we did was quite pleasurable, do not think that it will become habit. I am a man of science, und I don't-” Medic started, but stopped when he felt an arm wrap around his shoulders. The scent of cigarette smoke filled his nostrils as Spy brought his face over to Medic's a sly smile still plastered to his face.

“Thank you, Docteur... Perhaps we can arrange a physical for all three of us say... Next week?” Spy purred as he placed a hand onto his chest. Medic was silent for a few moments before he answered.

“I suppose there would be no harm...” Medic said quietly as Spy handed a lit cigarette over to Sniper. Sniper grinned as he took the cigarette from Spy.

“Cheers.” Sniper said as he took off his hat, puffing away on the cigarette.

Medic couldn't help but smile.