I don't care about "Our Lost Kingdoms" anymore. I just want to hear the rest of Scoot's story about "The Biting Incident." Seriously. What did Pyro do one night while they were all watching television? What became of the hippie and his dog? Was the hippie really the Miss Pauling in disguise? I can't handle the suspense! And, yeah, I guess the rest of the story is okay, too.