And now that I just found out there are redirects, I had to search for rules. I just read the rules, and now I have urges to break every single one of them. Moreso than I do now, anyway. Gah. Paranoia. But that is off topic. Other than a few awkward parts (I think you seem to have some trouble with keeping Heavy in character, in accent but also flirty-ish/emotional) this has been a blast to read.