>>7 Bleeding doesn't really cover it, and unless Heavy and Medic are both some kinky-ass Pain Olympians, personal variability doesn't really cover it either. I don't know what you've done to your butt if you've tried unlubricated anal and <I>didn't</i> find it excruciating--if not impossible--but I as a reader I can't make myself believe that VirginAss!Medic would do anything but pass out. Maybe if he's unlucky, he'd just collapse on the floor, disoriented and in agony, wishing he had passed out. And Heavy wouldn't be very well-off, either, from what I've heard. Seriously, it's not romantic or sexy at all. In fact it's not even polite. Dry-fucking a terrified virgin, Heavy, for shame. You should know better. Anyway, they're in the showers. Hygiene is simpler in a 1960s military base, but there's still got to be something in the vicinity that lubricates better than water. Lotions? Creams? Oils? In a fix, standard-issue bars of yellow soap can be crushed and gotten wet to produce a fair quantity of slime. Medic would be shitting suds afterwards, but it's a fair sight better than a perforated colon. Also, what >>4 said.