"Remind me to brush my teeth, when I feel like standing up again." "Brush your teeth when you feel like standing up again." Oh god I do this all the time, and it drives my mother crazy. I know I don't comment often, but usually it's because I'm only good at giving critique, and there is absolutely nothing about this I would change. It's just so freaking beautiful. Just know that I read every chapter with profound fascination, and eagerly await the next.