I apologise for Soldier's blatant racism in this section. He is a douchebag, if a fun to write one! >>2 Sounds good to me! >>6 Nnnnot saying anything! --- At precisely six o'clock the next morning, Soldier stood on the roof of the fort, bugle in hand, and trumpeted his ode to victory against the 'Commie-Nazi replacements'. He was so up in arms about the other team that he conveniently forgot about his previous hate for the Medic and Heavy on his own team. After his patriotic bugle solo he'd been about to turn around and head back in when a shout from the other side made him move his helmet out of the way to issue a signature glare. What he could only presume was the other side's Soldier standing on the RED's battlements. He was screaming and hollering in return, waving a fire axe that looked pilfered from the Pyro. With a determined grimace, Soldier slapped his helmet back down, grabbed his launcher from where he'd laid it on the floor -he never travelled without it, you never knew when those traitorous bastards would attack- and expertly rocket jumped onto the bridge separating the forts. "GET DOWN HERE YOU DISGRACE TO THE SOLDIER CLASS!" He screamed, waving the launcher around as if it was his shovel. The cheap impersonation on the other side seemed daunted for all of a moment before leaping over to join Soldier. His landing wasn't nearly as perfect as Soldier's was and that made the American laugh, throwing his chest forward and tilting his head back. The RED stormed over, right into Soldier's face, and spouted the weirdest load of gibberish Soldier had ever heard. "WHAT." He repeated himself. Soldier tilted his helmet to stare at the man that was dressed like a firefighter. Their gazes locked, both Soldier's glaring angrily at the other. "YOU REALLY ARE A PISS-FOR-SKIN COMMIE!" There was silence from the other Soldier as he seemed to be trying to translate what the BLU had said. Another torrent of Chinese flew out of his mouth but it didn't stop Soldier from exploding in his own tirade of American insults and slang. BLU Soldier threw the first punch. He was tired of listening to 'gibberish' from the copy and socked him in the jaw, causing the other man to stagger sideways. He blinked and touched his now bleeding lip before launching himself into Soldier's midriff. They were both knocked clear of the bridge roof and into the slime coated water below. The two surfaced, gasping for breath, and threw themselves at each other again. RED got in a few solid punches, winding the BLU for a few seconds, but they only prompted him to return twice as hard. A good old American style punch to the nose splattered blood across the water and the Chinese Soldier flopped backwards, unconscious. With a shout of victory Soldier swam to the sewer entrance and gazed upon his success.