I am derp and I swear I'm going to stop posting now, as my chattering is gonna put this into autosage so much faster. I also meant to second putting 16 and 37 together, as 44 suggested! That was such an awesome idea! It was actually one of the reasons I decided to start seconding and such and somehow I forgot it. There is not enough FACEPALM available for me because I forgot. I'm normally not a huge fan of Pyro (since we know so little about Pyro, it's all on the author to make them interesting) but this is such a massively awesome idea and so unique! And so utterly realistically hilarious. Poor Medic and poor Pyro. I need this in my life and so do you. I also second Heavy/Medic nipple play oddly enough because I don't exactly get it. When an author does the standard "very briefly attending one nipple and then giving the same attention to the other" I can't imagine why the character being licked seems so into it and I'm pretty certain it's only because it's not a big enough kink for the author. I want to see some realistic nipple play that goes in-depth as to how awesome it can be. I've yet to read anything that really explores it (then again maybe I'm not looking in the right places or doing the right things in bed, ahem, but enough about me...) Second, I forgot one of my own requests too. Double derp for me. I really want some Heavy pinning Soldier on his back, maybe after they've been working out and then wrestling (meaning all sweaty and in need of a shower), and consensually dominating the hell out of Soldier. Of course Soldier would put up a powerful play-resistance at first (headlocks with stinking armpits perhaps) before lying back and eagerly taking it like a man while they're both still wearing their work-out clothes. Then a trip to the showers and Soldier promising he'll win next time, with Heavy scoffing good-naturedly. Let me think if I forgot anything again... Oh! Also requesting some Soldier hurt/comfort with Soldier on the being hurt and then being comforted end. Anyone is fine. Trickier than it sounds, I'm sure. Alternately, Soldier comforting someone else who was hurt. Equally tricky. Maybe Sniper, in either instance, as the other part of the pairing, just to make it equally awkward and because I don't think I've actually seen a Sniper/Soldier fic, now that I think about it. Note: not asking for magical curative sex. Sex is good but I'm perhaps looking for something more like extended capture and torture before being rescued and comforted by team mates to the best of their ability. Hey, let's go really crazy! In the vein of Iz's request, what if RED and/or BLU are instead prisons (or one prison) and all of the classes are inmates? Not even requesting pairings on this one... I think we need some good ol' extremely brutal and traumatizing gang violence up in here where everyone dies! If we want to get like the Reed Fields, maybe the Soldiers are the only ones who know the truth and everyone assumes that because they're crazy they must be wrong. And, speaking of AUs, college hijinks! Thinking on it a little more, instead of an "everyone is in college together, LOL" I think I'd rather see Engineer back when he actually WAS in college in Texas, meeting one of the other classes long before the teams come together and falling for said class. I'm thinking Engineer and Heavy because I don't even remember if I've seen that before. I'd like to point out, if Engie actually has eleven degrees, he was probably in college for a lot longer than four years. He could be late twenties or early thirties at the time of the story. We have no exact age for him but he could be as old as Soldier, possibly older but that still depends since Soldier's age isn't definite either. At the earliest Soldier would be somewhere in his forties by 1968. Regardless, I'd love to see the story focus on Engie meeting Heavy in college and starting a relationship with him while he's there. It could proceed from there into the current time-line but exploring the college relationship is a must, IMHO. Heavy doesn't have to be going to the college but it's entirely plausible if he was since there are plenty of people who come to America for college. He could be working on campus or he could be taking classes. He could be a bartender/bouncer near the college, whether or not either of the above is true. I want to see this work. Especially since, what are younger Engie and Heavy like? What kind of wildness might they be more willing to get up to when they're younger than when they're older? Do they end up on the same team sometime after Engie graduates? ... I get eaten by plot bunnies in the middle of describing other plot bunnies. I get EATEN. I want to see Sniper and Demo playing a pair of cops who are trying to investigate the Administrator's criminal activities and every other class is a suspect or a witness! YES! COP DRAMA! SNIPER AND DEMO AS A BUDDY COP TEAM! DO IT! Remember, it's always homicide, even if it doesn't seem like it would be at first. The doctor was never heard from again! Also, lots of sex from somewhere. I don't care where. This needs sex. Preferably some hot, spicy action between Sniper and the Administrator, to really get poor Sniper confused (or Sniper and Demo, I leave that up to you.) Soldier needs to be a lawyer. YOU HEARD ME. A prosecution lawyer! Spy can be the defense lawyer. Heavy is going to be the judge because I want to see him pounding a tiny gavel and calling for order when Soldier begins to rant loudly! Saxton Hale should be a witness. Or on trial, whichever is funnier. SOMEONE DO IT! You know you want to.