I hate coming in here and seeing all these beautiful plot bunnies going to waste (even though I also hate having so many plot bunnies eating my brains as they beg me to try writing them.) For some reason the quotes thing doesn't work for me most of the time. I have no idea why. I'm guessing it's something to do with Firefox being a dick. These are the requests that I wish people would write (that aren't already being written, to my knowledge): 1 5 14 I'd love it if it's Soldier lusting for one of his imaginary army comrades, who Spy finds out are all based on a real army-enlisted friend of Soldier's, appropriately named Pete. Soldier's stories are all fantastic, warped accounts of real events but the man exists. When Spy finds out, he decides to use the information for his own ends. Spy is highly amused at Soldier's anger, after the reveal, until he realizes how devastated Soldier is to find out it wasn't really Pete. Soldier hates Spy after that and there is no way to suggest even a purely sexual relationship between them but maybe there could still be happiness as Soldier gets up the balls to tell Pete and then there is actual fun times between them. 21 (one of these days I'm gonna continue writing up HtH and there'll be some of this but it's not quite the same situation) 46 I approve the idea of RED Soldier/RED Demo, leaving RED Demo really confused because RED Soldier isn't Jane. D: If not that, Soldier anyone! I love Soldier and anyone! I think Heavy, Spy, or Medic would be really appropriate. He doesn't trust those damn sneaky foreigners. I am leaning towards Heavy or Medic though because it happens less frequently and because Nazi/Commie bastards! So... I'm suggesting this be a story with RED Soldier/RED Demo and at the OTHER base BLU Soldier with BLU Medic, Heavy, or Spy. Bonus if Tavish is actually weirded out more because he wasn't in that kind of relationship with Jane before, now sort of wishes he had been, but is attracted to RED Soldier for himself, NOT as a proxy. In other words, there's a difference between the two Soldiers (even if they're both batshit crazy.) 49 I love Soldier/Scout. Whenever I get around to HtH again, I will has more. Hell, might write PWP for it. I'm taking forever. I strongly desire more Soldier/Scout in general though. I request Soldier to be smoking a cigar, wearing soaking wet tank-top and boxers, while Scout goes crazy over how hot that is and demands to suck Soldier's dick. Alternatively, RED Soldier initially just being eager to add BLU Scout's head to his head collection but BLU Scout convinces him that having Scout alive and in one piece is a much, much better trophy. ALL MY LOVE if Scout is completely consensual and it has nothing to do with Stockholm syndrome. Much harder to write and also much crazier. I may write either at some point. 52 I was JUST thinking about this! I want MADSCIENCEGASM between Medic and Engie. REALLY want them to be science dirty talking together and science jokes. None of which the rest of the team gets, leaving them confused.) 57 (I could easily see this being combined with 21 but even without... I'd love to see some wrestling or socks involved or really just anything showing how strong and sensual those legs are) 58 (Demo's hard to write, I think that's why there's so few Demo-centric stories. There are a lot of stories with him on the board right now but most of them are from Soldier's POV. As much as I love Solly, Demo's POV would be great.) These leaves me to add two new requests (I had one, which is why I came here, but now I suddenly have a second one.) I am a breeding ground for plot bunnies. I want to see RED Soldier/BLU Soldier. I don't see a lot of class-incest (for lack of a better term) outside of fanart and usually it's one of the bishounen sort of classes. I have seen two Soldiers and Engie in fanart plenty of times and I would also eagerly accept a threesome between RED Soldier/BLU Soldier/Any Engie. Bonus points if the two Soldiers are hot for one another but aren't entirely certain what to do (or keep arguing about who should be receiving) and they go to Engie because he's their pal and they view this as a practical problem (sure, right.) And secretly Engie has had a crush on them both so he takes the chance to go "SANDWICH ME" or double-penetration. Kudos on double-penetration. Also, completely different request. Warning: FUCKING WEIRD. This may kill boners, I don't know. I think it's both hot and sociologically/psychologically interesting. This is technically me thirding number 46 now that I think about it. I would love to have [url=http://rule34-images.paheal.net/_images/8a434e0f2f4a66935851b6d19c5863f4/548072%20-%20Rule_63%20katya%20soldier%20team_fortress_2.jpg]this genderbend of Soldier[/url] (the dick is a strap-on) being pursued romantically by another class on the same team, your choice (though Spy would be the default awesome, IMHO.) Naturally femme Soldier would be angry at first because she just isn't used to anyone being interested (might not typically be interested in anyone else herself) and she assumes the guy is mocking her or absolutely desperate (probably no one else on the team tried tappin' dat ass before; many of them might find her intimidating or annoying or ugly or just like one of the guys) even though he's determined to convince her that she's hot and OMFG has he fallen in love hard. She might even be very sexually repressed or a virgin but that's not necessary. She might even be married, who knows? There's all kinds of really fun things involved when it comes to an uber manly woman who desperately wanted to fight in WWII. Alternately, I would also be happy if the pairing was this genderbent female Soldier and a more Makani style female Soldier; basically a little younger, shorter, perkier, more feminine but not a lot more, with still short but not past chin-length hair (alternately, long but permanent bun style-hair), and braces or something else physically quirky but cute. Yes, insane female Soldier on insane female Soldier action please. For some reason I'd prefer it if they were on the same team. Actually, this uber manly female Soldier and a female Spy in the above arrangement would be nice too but for some reason I feel the tension is strongest if it's a male Spy. French (so speaking French in a stereotypically romantic attempt at winning her over would be hilarious if she's all "SPEAK ENGLISH, MAGGOT!"), presumed to be promiscuous and bisexual or gay (even if he isn't), and supposedly naturally untrustworthy (even if he is.) Also, Spy's actually a tiny bit taller than the regular Soldier; most people don't realize this. Would die with love if that's still true for the femme Soldier/male Spy pairing. Would also die with so much love if she's a bitter, cynical woman with a surprisingly cheerful demeanor. And if she's older than Spy, even if not by a lot. Regardless, I desperately want her getting eaten out, returning the favor, getting pounded and taking it like a man, and maybe using a strap-on. Preferably some cute romantics in-between her partner having to convince her that she's very attractive to them and doing everything possible to get her into bed. Oh man, what if it was male Spy and other female Soldier both trying to win uberbutch! older female Soldier's affections? Though could be better as just two separate stories. Or maybe a female Demo? Gah! Too many ideas just involving this one idea. If no one writes this idea in particular I think I'll really have to bite the bullet and do it myself eventually. On a tangent, I also really would love normal Soldier with either Makani style female Heavy, any sort of female Spy, or a female Heavy/female Pyro who is like Vasquez in Aliens. ... I swear, I love all the classes. Soldier just holds so many of my kinks, I guess. Or he amuses me the most, I don't know which. I know, I'm so demanding. But like I said, I get SO MANY PLOT BUNNIES and I would write some of them but I have only so much time and stamina! I need to give some away but they're always so bizarre that most of the time no one wants one. Please, does anyone who likes Soldier do requests at all? D: