>>4 Hello IBrotato , I've mentioned it on Tumblr, but I think I need to give this a proper review here just to express my gratitude. No. 1: Awesome. I'm so happy you took my rambling, semi-coherent prompt and turned it into such a great story. They were all in Character and I especially enjoyed the Bombinomicon's cameo. No. 2: Hilarious. The slapstick was everything I wanted. How could it not be when you're dealing with wizards and ancient magic? It's not TF2 unless there's an explosion and a screaming Scout, haha. Brilliant. >>47 Aww thanks. Actually, I was really excited when I got your prompt because it's a sort of secret fetish of mine as well. I want to write an extended version because due to time constrains I wasn't able to put in everything I wanted. I'm glad you liked it! Yay Christmas!