I snickered like mad reading that. Okay, that was well worth it. Especially since Sniper's was all a sexual fantasy. I LOVE that because it most assuredly was one. And I'm so pleased he wanted to eat her out first and was getting off on the idea of pleasuring her. It was all incredibly cheesy (hence the humor) but also quite realistic IMHO. Realistic in what his desires were and how the fantasy itself was unrealistic when compared with real life but only in the way pornographic fantasies usually are. That in the end he was really just jerking off was... perfect. Also, Sniper does tend to be the one who gets the girl in most Sue fics, right? So even more kudos if that is true. I can't wait to see what happens with Spy, if he decides to show up at all. And damn it Iz... now I have to write that Engie "rape" fic I thought up that also fulfills a few of the requests in the requests thread but which is also... well, I'm spoiling it but it's got a reveal. No, I've never mentioned it before but I'm a huge fan of well-done twists involving fantasies and dreams (where the "it's all a dream" still impacts their actual life) and now I've got to write this one. DAMN YOU FOR INSPIRING ME AWAY FROM THE OTHER SIX (I AM UP TO SIX) STORIES I HAVE IN PROGRESS TO WORK ON THAT ONE. Also, I'm still demanding that you write an Engie plot fic. Please? I HAVE A PLOT BUNNY FOR YOU! (I never stop having plot bunnies.) Ignore it if you want but I have a feeling you'd be so good at it! Basically, Engie is strong but he's a stocky, pudgy, short man and having to shower around all these other really built and taut-muscled guys is starting to make him feel more sensitive about his body. Give me something sexual regarding that and I will love you forever. Bonus points if it's with a woman; either femme class or his equally pudgy but still lovely wife. I'll stop being annoying now, I swear. D: