Okay, I was gonna wait before responding to anything else (I've been responding way too much recently) but this captcha... this captcha requires something! Captcha: llordo Democritics I... democracy critics? Demo Man critics? So, ummmm. I guess that means I should request something Demo-related, huh? How about Demo and Sniper or Demo and Spy in a jacuzzi at Demo's mansion? Or a pool party? Which leads to Demo having sex with someone because it's his house after all. Or Demo going on a swanky double date with Scout and Scout was the one who picked out the girls. Could be hilarious (she's not Demo's type but he figures after enough drinks he can roll with it) or very sad (Scout suggested the double date to cheer Demo up but it's not helping.) Either way, thinking foursome, Demo/Scout, Demo/Soldier, or Scout getting lucky and Demo not getting lucky. Could end up with Demo realizing he really wants someone else and should get up the balls to let them know. How about a story set in Egypt? Or an Arabian inspired story where Demo and Heavy are harem guards but all the other guys are in the harem? And the other guys were originally pirates or other sailors/ship passengers captured at sea by the TF Empire? Or Heavy and Demo can also be in harem and pirates! Or maybe pirates are trying to rescue/steal harem guys? I don't know. It's BIZARRE as all hell but not impossible. Maybe too weird to work but... I recommend Administrator or Saxton Hale as Caliph. Oh, earlier today I thought of THE best AU EVER! Soldier is a dedicated postal worker delivering the mail (maybe Mann Co. packages) to all the TF2 guys in their ordinary daily lives. They might still be mercenaries but this probably doesn't directly involve RED or BLU bases. Soldier is naturally very determined too. Nothing will stand in his way! Not even Saxton Hale! Should end with weary Soldier either happily going home to snuggle and fuck class of choice or perhaps class of choice takes an interest after talking to him during previous deliveries and invites him in after a lot of debate with self. You know you want this. Yes, you do. >>205 YAY! Please take as much time as you need to make it awesome. I will wait patiently.