Terrible German grammar indeed. It's funny how they apparently really didn't think of getting someone with a decent understanding of the language for it. Oh well, still fun to listen to. You could take out a few of the German words (I don't think he'd forget simple words like 'a' or something. Nouns are more likely, maybe adjectives. And when he starts swearing, of course) and leave the -ing as it is, not with a k. It's something that confused me every time it turned up; after all, if you read, the most important letters in a word are the first and last ones. If you'd like, I could proof read the German stuff, but since it's only me and maybe one, two others who'd actually understand it, it might not matter much anyway.