I wasn't expecting this to be "52 Alluring Sex Games for Lovers", but I was hoping to see more peculiarities. This is a joke, right? Even "52" has a huge list of run of the mill pairings. It's hard to expect pairings outside of the box in a fandom as old and as established as this, as most people don't care for unestablished pairings. Granted, I was expecting unloved pairings to show up a bit with a scenario such as this, but then again, it's free porn and I'm not going to judge what the OP wants to write. I wouldn't write pairings that wouldn't get my rocks off either.