Ironically, though, the thing that did offend me about the title was that I imagined a pirate Demoman. I saw “Pegleg,†and thought, “Bootlegger,†and shit my pants expecting Demoporn. I was so disappointed. But I am no longer disappointed. It’s a lovely story. I’m not an amputee fetishist by any stretch of the imagination, so I was quite wary at first, but this story has got its coils around me, and out of trust for you as an author, I am eagerly anticipating the acquisition of a new kink. One tiny problem—you keep switching between “Engineer,†and “Dell,†and in some places it ends up sounding like he’s got split personalities because of it. Probably the best way to avoid that is to pick a name and stick with it.