Okay, last one autosaged, and I had a request that calls to me like burning, so I thought 'why not'? My request, then. As we all know, the men from TF2 are often subjected to rather porny settings, at the hands of authors here. What if that was the point of TF2? Scout signs up for either RED or BLU, after seeing an ad in the paper. He skims it, so he misses the part about how it's not really a group of men fighting. It's all the premise for one giant gay orgy porno set. Do with it what you will. Doesn't necessarily have to be Scout, either.